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"YOU IDIOT!! HELPGAHHH!their shouts of panic echoed on the grey walls of the underground place,the sisters thought they scored big until they found themselfs knee deep in trouble,they were not as smart as they thought "IM SORRY SISTER! IM SORRY I SLEPT WITH THAT GUY YOU LIKED" the sister growled a reply" YOU BITCH! I KNEW IT! WHEN WE GET TO HELL IM GONNA KICKYOURASS!!
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*inΒ the land of eartha ...*
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* a pair of goblins were caught by a mimic and a block slime,death certain*
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the hero known as you had gotten a bit lost until you heard the crys of help*
[state your class]
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*as you bust though the dungeon door you see a mimic entangled with a pint sized goblin ,her other partner was trying fight off a slime block*
goblin: hey! help!
goblin2: aghhh!!
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I cast a power blast of light energy and fire it at the mimic and the slime block, disintegrating both of them
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*the plump thicc short stacked goblins plopped on the floor*
goblin: ow thats smarts!
*getting up they look at who saved them*
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goblin: well whos this tall drink of sweet honey...
*the other dusted herself off ,she look up at you*
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Me: I'm Nick. Nice to meet you
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*they smiled a toothy grin,walking up to you *
goblin: and im whoever you want me to be...
goblin: whats a humie doing here..??
*they circled you like cats eyeing a meal,goblins liked humans like catfood
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Me: Looking for some treasure and adventure. Didn't know I would be rescuing two beautiful goblin ladies
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*they giggle at that*
goblin: you dont mind if you carry us?
*you think it over ,one would be easy ,but two might be troublesome as they looked a bit on the heavy side,female goblins were notorious thicc*Β
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But I was very strong and could easily handle carrying them.
Me: Sure.
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*they giggle and cheer,scampering up they sit on you strong shoulders*
goblin: now to find riches!
goblin: any plans later...humie?
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Me: Not really. I can spend some time with you two
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*giggling at that your new group find adventure in the gloomy dungeon*
-the end-
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*giggling at that your new group find adventure in the gloomy dungeon*
-the end-
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We eventually rent a room for the night
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lol
goblin: ooo theres one bed...
goblin: whose getting it?
*they giggle and look at you ,smiling deviously*
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ME: WE could share it and you two could sleep on top of me.
goblins: That...or we could use our magic so we can sleep in your belly.
[they got names?]
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[ok let put a pause on this ,my sides cant take this]
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[you and your quirks...]
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Mimics are awful... I fought them in all sort of games
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Use magic and anything sharp
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And keep your distance
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not if your underground!!
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indeed ,mimics are no joke ,the handbook say they are huge,also slime blocks are a bane on everything
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Because they can consume anything and fatten someone up by entering their stomachs?
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something like that but in reality they dont stop growing ,small chestsΒ are baby ones,while big ones are house sizes ,slimes and mimics are kinda the same lolΒ
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thats why i love dnd/pathfinder ,monsters and items are bonkers ,also goblin girls are sexy
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there is not enough goblin girls doing stuffΒ
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thats why my own fantasy world is filled with them
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whats your fantasy world filled with?
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