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Published: 2011-09-12 18:04:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 3653; Favourites: 57; Downloads: 65
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DUN DUN DUN DA DUN DUN, DUN DUN DA DUN DA DUN!It saddens me that there is a generation of kids that don't know the joys of shouting at the telly "NO IT'S OBVIOUS, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG, YOU'RE GOING TO GET LOCKED IN YOU IDIOTS! YOU'LL NEVER GET THAT PONY TREKKING HOLIDAY!"
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Twilight would be best mental and mystery, obviously, and physical for Rainbow Dash and Applejack. Rarity would hate the water zone messing with her mane, but she would still do her best to get crystals so they can keep unlocking Fluttershy. And Pinkie...the Maze wouldn't know what hit it!
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Poor Ed, he had a tough act to follow.
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but for me he is the best Presenter of The Crystal maze, such as the horse the love of the computer Barbera
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Summer holidays and Crystal Maze repeats in the morning. Telly's rubbish nowadays.
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This is so funny. They really need to bring this show back.
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Of all the things they'll remake, why won't they remake the Crystal Maze?
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Crystal Maze needs to come back and reintroduce quality entertainment to television again. Period!
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A second idea has managed to worm it's way into my brain...
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Win.
Gotta love the Crystal Maze. Even if the contestants always sucked.
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Though I guess it just wouldn't be the same with competent contestants.
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True...
My favourite was this one guy who literally headbutted everything by accident. Seriously, he'd be running down a corridor, would head butt something low hanging. When he was swinging on a pole, he head butted everything. And then when he finally does a real physical challenge where you have to dodge these spinning beams he suddenly turns into a ninja and dances around them like a pro.
Then right after kicking ass he turns around and walks right into them and gets an automatic lock in.
Best. Contestant. Ever.
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This may be the greatest crossover I've ever seen in my life. Crystal Maze/MLP:FiM = Unmeasurable EPIC WIN.
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So much shouting. Poor Fluttershy.
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lol whenever i read a book/watch a movie for the (insert number greater than one here)th time i always hope that they'll do it differently this time. then i facehoof.
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They just won't listen, will they?
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those idiots. i mean, i've watched howl's moving castle like 15 times, and does sophie ever remember not to mess with howl's hair dye? OF COURSE NOT.
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You implying all modern programming is boring? 'Cause I'd agree. XD
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Well, all modern gameshows at least.
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Looking up research for this I saw that it's been 16 years since it last graced our screens. Then I had to cower like Rainbow Dash confronted with Cupcakes.
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I was born way after this as popular, but thank God for Freeview channels that recycle old classics like this.
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Go Freeview, keeping the youth informed!
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I have to sell that junk...
...Yes, I sell Freeview. Aren't I awesome? XD
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Hey, it's less evil than Sky.
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Yeh, we got a Sky Secret Shopper in. Bastard gave us 12% because we spent the whole pitch selling FreeSat.
In our defence, he only told us he had a dish, and pointed at the biggest Panasonic TV in the shop...that naturally, had FreeSat in-built. XD
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I loved that show when I was younger, Pony makes it even better!
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Rape, torture, abuse, abortion, prostitution, drug addiction? Even if this subjects can be realitically ponied would fans want them to be?
Now on to movies... Can the Chucky movies be ponied, how about the Saw movies, or some of the bad comedies that have come out that focus on swearing and crude, sexual humor?
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Grimdark. Personaly I prefer to hide on the nice and fluffy side, but that is the internet for you.
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Oh no... that little rant got me think of a ponied Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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Angel in *that* scene. You know the one.
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Sigh, sorry I haven't watched much Angel. Though i hope I will get the chance. So I have no clue what *that* scene is.
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Oh, I meant Angel the bunny.
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Oh, ha, ha, ha.
Hmm, not many scenes with Angel. Is the scene in The Ticket Master, Dragonshy, Fall Weather Friends, Stare Master, or A Bird in the Hoof?
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Laugh oh yes that, but he would never go killer rabbit on Fluttershy.
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But anyone who'd dare to make her cry would find themselves in swift need of a Holy Hand Grenade.
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I think you should draw more Richard O'Brien pony. He is The Best.
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