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Description I don't particularly like Dark McEdgerton all that much, but after a rewatching of the Force Awakens today his look has kind of become iconic, after a fashion.  Hopefully his character will be more interesting in Episode VIII, I am pretty pumped for that along with Rogue One.

AND ON THAT THOUGHT (Rant Ahead!)

The Force Awakens definitely throws us into the setting expecting us to just follow along with the story.  I haven't read the books leading up to the Force Awakens, which I understand expand upon the galaxy's current situation, but I believe the movie should be able to stand on its own and give us a clear understanding as to what the HELL is going on.

The First Order should be, for all intents and purposes, classified as a terrorist organization to the galaxy. They're out in the middle of Wild Space doing all sorts of crazy things, totally and entirely focused on not running the galaxy, but simply bringing it to its knees with Starkiller Base.  This is understandable, as they swiftly want to squash the New Republic, but this is never really stated. Its just Galactic Empire II: Electric Boogaloo.

Starkiller Base should have been seen under construction or at the very least just a base of operations and the saved the star system destroying weapon saved for a later film.  Right now its Death Star III that doesn't last nearly as long and doesn't have nearly as big of impact, aside from wiping out five planets in a single shot.  That entire scene was incredibly pointless and we didn't even care about the planets it destroyed.  If it was Coruscant, sure, might have given a damn because we're familiar with it, but it was just some random planet they made up for the movie.

The New Republic is entirely vacant in this movie and it would have really done the movie a service to have them around doing. . . something.  This whole "Resistance" organization is just a hollow Rebellion copy to oppose the First Order in the same light, but could have still easily been labelled the New Republic Military.  It was talked about and existed for all of three seconds before it was obliterated by Starkiller Base.  In the artbook, several designs of Republic ships are present and they even have their own super weapon, a huge ship called the Hammerhead.

From what little I could find out about the ship is that it was design to breach planetary shields with its heavily reinforced prow and then launch fighters into the distorted hole, basically like a giant battering ram.  This would have given the New Republic a much stronger presence in the galaxy, clearly showing that they have dealt with First Order hold outs before and have built a weapons to compensate.  It doesn't seem that far fetched for them to even have it and I really hope the idea carries into a future film.

Its also sad the Resistance only consisted of updated X-Wings, it would have been nice to see some modified Y-Wings or A-Wings, hell, even B-WINGS that was built for the express purpose of HEAVY ASSAULT.  Not saying the X-Wings were bad, they were pretty cool, but we had far more ships the first time in a New Hope.

On characters, I was pretty pleased with protagonists, Poe and Finn are best bros fore life and forever and Rey. . . did a little too much too fast.  I don't mind that she's Luke II, but they really stretched my suspension of disbelief with her.  For the showdown between her and Kylo Ren, it would have been nice to have heard "Use the Force" by either Obi-wan, Yoda, Anakin, SOMEONE and then have them guide her movements to deflect his blows.  A similar instance happened in the Splinter of the Minds Eye novel where Obi-wan temporarily possessed Luke to fend off Vader, at a time when Luke had zero lightsaber training.

AND ON KYLO REN. . . well.

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Gir_Ky… Writers, you didn't think anyone would notice? Did you? Did you actually?

Each time I hear Kylo Ren, I get an image of this guy and his hilarious antics.  Its lazily awful.  And Ben as his real name?  Now you're just picking and choosing whatever EU thing you want without actually sticking to the source material. . . not that I expected it, but it would be nice if you're going to stick making up a brand new thing, use brand new ideas.

AND THEN SNOKE.

What kind of a name is Snoke? Its dumb. He shouldn't have even been in the movie, just mentioned, like the sorta-Emperor he is and just have him show up later.  I was really intrigued when I saw him all huge and imposing the first time and actually wanted him to be 30ft tall, it would make things. . interesting to say the least.  For now I guess we'll just have to wait and see what role he plays.

BUT THEN HUX.

What are you Hux? What are you even doing?  You make a pretty lousy Space Hitler.  Where's Thrawn? Just paint Hux blue, give him red eyes and have him be cunning as hell and everything would be better.  It would have made the relationship between Hux and Ren more interesting if they played it out like Thrawn and Joruus.  Ren is clearly young and inexperienced in this sort of thing and would need some leadership training from a seasoned veteran.

AND

Maz.

Don't make her more then a thousand years old, that just makes Yoda less unique. C'mon, don't outdo Yoda, that's dumb.

Also Max von Sydow's character should have totally been a jedi and got into a force wizard duel with Ren at the beginning.

And now I'm out of things to say.  Despite what I've said, I still enjoyed it and would recommend it for anyone who likes Star Wars.

EDIT: And since people keep asking, NO I DIDN'T LIKE HOW THEY HANDLED PHASMA, I figured that was a given. She's coming back in the next one so woo.
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Blazbaros In reply to ??? [2024-06-02 08:50:09 +0000 UTC]

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amtboyce [2023-05-13 21:12:12 +0000 UTC]

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Biguy65 [2023-02-10 12:35:00 +0000 UTC]

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Biguy65 In reply to Biguy65 [2023-02-13 11:29:03 +0000 UTC]

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Blazbaros In reply to Biguy65 [2023-02-10 19:17:40 +0000 UTC]

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Biguy65 In reply to Blazbaros [2023-02-11 02:27:33 +0000 UTC]

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Blazbaros In reply to Spiritfox60 [2022-04-23 08:36:57 +0000 UTC]

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Spiritfox60 In reply to Blazbaros [2022-04-23 12:23:56 +0000 UTC]

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GlitchyInks [2020-09-12 19:02:06 +0000 UTC]

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Blazbaros In reply to GlitchyInks [2020-09-13 00:24:10 +0000 UTC]

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GlitchyInks In reply to Blazbaros [2020-09-16 03:50:11 +0000 UTC]

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Catapptic [2019-06-28 21:07:35 +0000 UTC]

Hi! I’m a writer on wattpad and I love this picture! I wanted to ask if I could use it as my cover art? I would credit you in the description of the piece so anyone who reads the fic can find you! I wanted to ask before I used it, just Incase you said no 😊 

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Blazbaros In reply to Catapptic [2019-06-29 05:38:30 +0000 UTC]

I'd rather you didn't, sorry.

Thanks for asking first!

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Catapptic In reply to Blazbaros [2019-06-29 13:05:47 +0000 UTC]

That’s cool! Thanks for considering anyways

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Artandcreation4you [2018-02-01 13:21:54 +0000 UTC]

Kylo Ren is just Zuko 2.0! xD

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Blazbaros In reply to Artandcreation4you [2018-02-02 20:30:52 +0000 UTC]

Needs more honor.

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FlareEmerald77 In reply to Blazbaros [2019-07-09 02:32:38 +0000 UTC]

He’s no Vader, but did what Vader never could. Take full control of the First Order. Vader never could overthrow Palpatine. He was always five steps ahead of Vader

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Blazbaros In reply to FlareEmerald77 [2019-07-09 02:39:13 +0000 UTC]

Yeah but seeing how Snoke's a joke, that's not really hard to do now is it?

Vader would've had him for breakfast.

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FlareEmerald77 In reply to Blazbaros [2019-07-09 02:40:33 +0000 UTC]

Ten bucks that Snoke is just Palpatine’s puppet

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Blazbaros In reply to FlareEmerald77 [2019-07-09 02:41:41 +0000 UTC]

God that would make the next movie even dumber then it needs to be.

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FlareEmerald77 In reply to Blazbaros [2019-07-09 02:43:29 +0000 UTC]

But it would make sense. Palpatine Runs the First Order From behind the shadows, Snoke is just the face. But that’s just a theory.

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Blazbaros In reply to FlareEmerald77 [2019-07-09 02:46:04 +0000 UTC]

That wouldn't make it good, unfortunately.

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JoeMavro [2017-12-14 04:07:40 +0000 UTC]

I'm not that big a Kylo Ren fan right now...maybe "The Last Jedi" will change that (when I finally get around to seeing it). I must say though, I love his lightsaber and his outfit, which look beautiful in your style.

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Yagorixel [2017-06-24 06:56:27 +0000 UTC]

armor was nice touch

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BadBitchSaber [2017-04-04 00:24:58 +0000 UTC]

Badass!

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TheDubstepAddict [2017-03-19 01:44:32 +0000 UTC]

Edgelord

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Blazbaros In reply to TheDubstepAddict [2017-03-19 20:05:05 +0000 UTC]

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S ON THE EDGE OF A BUILDING.

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TheDubstepAddict In reply to Blazbaros [2017-03-19 23:11:49 +0000 UTC]

H A H

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SoraownsAmu [2016-08-07 21:46:00 +0000 UTC]

I like it

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Ruyc [2016-07-12 16:38:54 +0000 UTC]

I think depending of the next installments the movie will stand the test of time
and I hope they explain many things like: What's the deal with the old man knowing Luke? who is snoke? because as you say the movie should be able to explain on it's own way, as that was one of the BIGGEST flaws of the second trilogy
That planet that got destroyed wasn't Coruscant, it was said is called Hosnian and if you take a closer look you will notice that the buildings were shorter and there was sea visible. 
Something I found interesting about Snoke is that everyone seems to know him apparently.
No offence, but I don't see any problem with they taking ideas of the EU and altering them, specially for the post-return of the Jedi era.

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Blazbaros In reply to Ruyc [2016-07-12 19:09:25 +0000 UTC]

The problem is that they use ideas from the EU so arbitrarily, like they're unable to come up with ANYTHING original on their own.

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Ruyc In reply to Blazbaros [2016-07-12 19:12:04 +0000 UTC]

maybe

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GypsyNatayla [2016-07-05 03:47:07 +0000 UTC]

Would u draw my Gypsy Danger with Kylo Ren. Make her have the red light saber as she joins the dark side with her lover Kylo Ren by her side

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Blazbaros In reply to GypsyNatayla [2016-07-05 04:23:43 +0000 UTC]

 . . Gypsy Danger? Like the giant robot?

Because that sounds dumb.

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GypsyNatayla In reply to Blazbaros [2016-07-05 17:52:55 +0000 UTC]

My name?! I named her because she's a dangerous Gypsy

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Blazbaros In reply to GypsyNatayla [2016-07-05 18:19:15 +0000 UTC]

images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__c…

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GypsyNatayla In reply to Blazbaros [2016-07-06 00:31:03 +0000 UTC]

Yea so what if my name is from a robot. That robot is a badass in the movie so that's why I myself

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Blazbaros In reply to GypsyNatayla [2016-07-06 06:39:58 +0000 UTC]

Not only is it stealing, its a pretty unfitting name for a star wars character

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GypsyNatayla In reply to Blazbaros [2016-07-06 16:49:49 +0000 UTC]

Fine change my name & for ur information I'm stealing it, I never claimed it as mine, a lot of people know it's the robots name & they also get the idea that she's a gypsy & she's dangerous

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Blazbaros In reply to GypsyNatayla [2016-07-06 18:58:00 +0000 UTC]

Pick a better name.

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GypsyNatayla In reply to Blazbaros [2016-07-06 22:36:45 +0000 UTC]

Fine

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Caharvey [2016-06-25 08:55:43 +0000 UTC]

I hope he'll be a boss in Kingdom Hearts 3.

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Blazbaros In reply to Caharvey [2016-06-25 09:00:30 +0000 UTC]

I really hope he's not, it wouldn't really fit. Just like Pirates of the Caribbean :T

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Artandcreation4you In reply to Blazbaros [2017-10-23 18:13:30 +0000 UTC]

Well, we can still have Big 6's universe instead!

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Marscaleb [2016-06-24 05:37:01 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for your rant about episode VII.

Seriously, who are the people they made that movie for?

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Artandcreation4you In reply to Marscaleb [2017-10-23 18:13:45 +0000 UTC]

Disney?

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Mythic204 In reply to Marscaleb [2016-06-29 06:34:21 +0000 UTC]

Kids.

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Marscaleb In reply to Mythic204 [2016-06-30 06:39:22 +0000 UTC]

Nope, try again.

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