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Bullet-Magnet — When The British Come
Published: 2007-01-11 23:33:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 566; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 2
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Description We'll be shooting people's brains out when we come!
We'll be shooting people's brains out when we come!
Oh we'll be shooting people's brains out
We'll be shooting people's brains out
We'll be shooting people's brains out when we come!

We'll be frying eggs and bacon when we come!
We'll be frying eggs and bacon when we come!
Oh we'll be frying eggs and bacon
We'll be frying eggs and bacon
We'll be frying eggs and bacon when we come!

We'll be polishing our top hats when we come!
We'll be polishing our top hats when we come!
Oh we'll be polishing our top hats
We'll be polishing our top hats
We'll be polishing our top hats when we come!

We'll be licking frost off lampposts when we come!
We'll be licking frost off lampposts when we come!
Oh we'll be licking frost off lampposts
We'll be licking frost off lampposts
We'll be licking frost off lampposts when we come!

We'll be biting all our dentists when we come!
We'll be biting all our dentists when we come!
Oh we'll be biting all our dentists
We'll be biting all our dentists
We'll be biting all our dentists when we come!

We'll be singing "Rule Britannia!" when we come!
We'll be singing "Rule Britannia!" when we come!
Oh we'll be singing "Rule Britannia!"
We'll be singing "Rule Britannia!"
We'll be singing "Rule Britannia!" when we come!
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Comments: 12

Margeurita [2007-01-27 00:22:27 +0000 UTC]

We'll be biting all our dentists when we come!


>lovely. i smiled.

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Bullet-Magnet In reply to Margeurita [2007-01-27 02:49:43 +0000 UTC]

'Cause, you know... we British can't have perfect teeth, by law. If we did, we'd be American!

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00SpaceOddity00 [2007-01-25 02:34:31 +0000 UTC]

And we Americans will be right alongside you...

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00SpaceOddity00 In reply to 00SpaceOddity00 [2007-01-25 02:35:38 +0000 UTC]

Ah, except for the "Rule Brittania" part. Instead we shall sing "The Star-Spangled Banner," then sue you.

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Bullet-Magnet In reply to 00SpaceOddity00 [2007-01-25 02:42:45 +0000 UTC]

"They'll be suing off our asses when they come..."

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00SpaceOddity00 In reply to Bullet-Magnet [2007-01-25 03:31:00 +0000 UTC]

You should write a sequel.

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weloveyouGantu [2007-01-15 00:53:32 +0000 UTC]

I thought this sog was extremely funny, flee the Brits!! XD

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Bullet-Magnet In reply to weloveyouGantu [2007-01-16 00:22:55 +0000 UTC]

Here they come! Round the mountain!

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Zerox-the-Psychic [2007-01-13 10:27:02 +0000 UTC]

But I live in Britain...>.<
LOL anyway, but....
Licking frost off lamposts? WTF?

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Bullet-Magnet In reply to Zerox-the-Psychic [2007-01-13 13:20:44 +0000 UTC]

Well, we didn't get any frost this year. When we invade the States this winter, who wouldn't want to enjoy the climate in such a way?

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avfc4me In reply to Bullet-Magnet [2007-01-14 06:38:44 +0000 UTC]

Wait...you're invading? Lovely! Don't forget to bring your flag. Can't have a proper invasion without a flag. Eddie said so.

I was with you until the frosty lamp posts...Wait. You're invading?

Oh, you must've found out about our stash of weapons of mass destruction.

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LoneRider [2007-01-12 01:02:48 +0000 UTC]

I luled. Nice renition .

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