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Lorilanda [2016-04-04 19:01:20 +0000 UTC]

"Would 12 and 6 make a cute couple?"
Clarabelle and Donegan? I can honestly imagine them together xD

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Flammendo [2014-10-06 06:32:15 +0000 UTC]

I tried... Sometimes I made a little story around it... forgot Fletcher in that list... but I found a place for him anyways...

1. Caelan

2. Clarabelle

3. Dusk

4. Vaurien

5. Thrasher

6. Stephanie

7. Sanguine

8. Tanith

9. China

10. Valkyrie

11. Black Annis

12. Jack

8x2 8x4

Clarabelle: China, you went out with VAURIEN? But he is my bff...

China: Excuse me? But my beauty is for everybody...

11x5

I can imagine it has a blue/green color and be pretty immortal...

But every parent thinks of its baby as the cutest thing in the world... and the pairing itself is undoubtedly cute... in a strange way...

1x3x5

Caelan x Thrasher x Dusk....

I can only imagine this in a very dark dungeon... So dark you cannot see ANYTHING!

11x3 3x9 2x11

Dusk had been dating Annis for years... her dark blue colour was intriguing him and the funny wrinkles in her face were something like the sexiest thing that he had ever seen.

It had taken him so long to make her getting over her lost love to Jack. And then it happened... finally he had made her look into his direction - when she saw his vampire self, she just could not resist him.

The problem was the other times, when he was in his human form. She once commented it as absolutely ugly.

Unfortunately there was no serum making him into a vampire all day and night.

And not to mention, there was this other problem. China Sorrows.

Since Dusk was the leader of the outlaw vampires, she made him obey. He felt like he was her persobal slave. But in fact, he may have been more like her personal dog. It was horrible. Ok, for most of the time it was horrible... but when the lights went out, there were times when he could enjoy this crazy relationship too.

He did at least, until he took an overdose of serum. Of course Annis knew something was wrong when he didn't turn into the vampire. He was afraid she would eat him, but she didn't. In fact, she seemed to be distressed.

So every time that happened he didn't return home anymore and stayed away all night.

Coming home one time he heard voices coming out of the bedroom. It were two women giggling. When he opened the door Clarabelle was sitting next to Annis. Both women didn't wear anything more than their underwear and their socks. He thought of throwing himself into it for a threesome for a short moment but then realized that he just had no interest in Clarabelle at all.

So he turned around and slammed the door behind him.

Out on the streets he felt lost. He went through the streets without any destination. Where should he go? To China? He wasn't in the mood. Back to his house? Not a chance.

Suddenly a hand grabbed him from behind. When he looked around, he saw the wonderful dark greasy hair of his girlfriend.

“Where are you going?” Annis asked.

Dusk grunted something that wasn't even a word.

“I had not expected you to come home that soon...” Anis told him.

He didn't even reply to this.

“In the last time, you just have eyes for that bitch China.” Annis accused him.

“That's not right.” Dusk growled. “If you would love me in all my forms equally I would not take a step out of the bedroom. Besides you are having an affair of your own don't you?”

Annis looked at him. Then she gave him a scary smile showing her yellow teeth. “Naah, it was just a girls-night. And for your ugly form, we could put out the light. I can life with that you know?”

Dusk looked at her eyes gleaming in the fading light.

“Let's run away from China, from this city, from society, from everything.” He told her. Then the sun set and he felt his skin crack and his vampire form emerge.

Annis caught his hair and made him look into her face. “I love it when you get passionate.”

6x10, 6x7

We had always been best friends. Of course we have been. There is no bond that is stronger than the bond you share with your mirror image.

That was, what I thought.

But Stephanie was defective. I didn't realize it for a long time. But when I did, it was too late.

When my enemies found out, they kidnapped her. That was what I thought.

Until the time I saw her fighting side by side with Sanguine.

Why did all female friends I have go for that guy? First Tanith... then Stephanie... who would be next? China?!?

Not that there were many female friends left.

I had to stop her... no matter what.

A baby cry came from the room next to mine.

I had to stop her right after I had found a new babysitter.

12x6 look cute?

He was a killer, so was she.

He was a freak, so was she.

Ok, he was not as good looking and not as sexy as she was... and of course he wasn't the kind of family guy she rooted for...

Her frayed nerves were playing tricks on her? What had she just thought? Her head hurt. She couldn't remember... she tried to put her thoughts into an order again.

He was a killer and a freak. So she had to watch out.

6x4 start a relationship

Jack was springing from a high roof to a low one. He preferred high roofs, but targeting somebody always needed a low roof – so he had no choice.

Suddenly something bumped against him. He didn't gracefully land in a swirl on the lower roof but crashed into it. Great... now it would only take some minutes until plenty of police officers were here to look for a burglar.

Burglar...

But before he would kill what had ruined his day. It had clearly come from one of the upper roofs.

He looked around. Valkyrie Cain was staring at him with big eyes. Fear dwelled between them.

“Err... I might have tripped...” she said.

2x10

It was Fletcher, who talked to the psychiatrist.

Psychiatrist: Ok, tell me, what is your problem.

Fletcher: I think it had all started with me having the wrong genes... have you ever watched the fly?

Psychiatrist: So you are currently down because of that movie?

Fletcher: no you asked why it started...

Psychiatrist: Ok, then tell me, why are you currently down?

Fletcher: I had fallen for that girl.

Psychiatrist: Which girl?

Fletcher: Valkyrie.

Psychiatrist: Is that a real name? It is strange you know... Has it been an internet relationship?

Fletcher: Yes it is a real name and yes it is strange and no it hasn't been something over the internet.

Psychiatrist: Ok, go on...

Fletcher: Yeah so... I went out with that girl called Valkyrie you know... and then she betrayed me.

Psychiatrist: Aaah...

Fletcher: With a monster...

Psychiatrist: You are aware that there are no living monsters?

Fletcher: Yeah... I know. Let's just imagine there would be something like monsters... so she cheated on my with that monster...

Psychiatrist: Ok... go on...

Fletcher: Then the monster turned into the worst stalker ever and to save her I killed him...

Psychiatrist: You know that killing is a sever crime?

Fletcher: It is just an imaginary monster ok? We just imagined this...

Psychiatrist: Ok why didn't you go to the police...

Fletcher: Let's just imagine it happened like that without police ok?

Psychiatrist: Ok... go on...

Fletcher: Ok... then I got another girlfriend. I saved her from a burning school...

Psychiatrist: You know... relationships that are based on extreme situations never last.

Fletcher: She tried to kill me soon afterwards.

Psychiatrist: Did you go to the police then?

Fletcher: No... I did not. Please think that there is not something like a police – could you do me that favor?

Psychiatrist: Ok...

Fletcher: Good... so that girlfriend tried to kill me. I think of that as something equal to breaking up.

Psychiatrist: Yeah, probably...

Fletcher: So I was a bit of a hard time for me.

Psychiatrist: Sounds like that...

Fletcher: And then there was Stephanie.

Psychiatrist: Ok tell me about Stephanie.

Fletcher: She was the mirror image of Valkyrie.

Psychiatrist: What?!?

Fletcher: Think of her as Valkyrie's fraternal twin sister.

Psychiatrist: Isn't that a little bit wired? Because the first sister left you, you went for the second? Isn't that some kind of – you know... like you would substitute her with somebody who looks equal to her? Probably you have never gotten over Valkyrie...

Fletcher: That is not the point... first I went out with Valkyrie, later with Steph. Ok so I went out with this girl... but she was also a freak... she had killed Valkyrie's cousin.

Psychiatrist: Ok... no police...

Fletcher: Exactly... but it went pretty good... she was unexpectedly nice and housy...

Psychiatrist: That is great... and what happened after that?

Fletcher: She betrayed me...

Psychiatrist: So both twin sisters betrayed you?!?

Fletcher: Yeah, she betrayed me with another woman... and that one is a real freak... though I have this wonderfull hair, no woman does stay with me... Why is that...?

Psychiatrist:  Ok... have you ever considered going to a mental hospital?

2x10 - 7

It was something new to Stephanie... something even Valkyrie had never experienced and therefore it was something precious. She touched Clarabelles bare breasts.

Suddenly the earth next to them crumbled.

Then Sanguine stood right in front of their bed.

He looked at them, eyes wide.

“Sorry Valkyrie... wrong floor.” He said.

“I AM STEPHANIE!” Stephanie shouted. Sanguine was already retreating into the earth...

“You are not Valkyrie?” Clarabelle asked.

“No, I am not!” Stephanie answered.

“Ups sorry... just mistook you... yesterday it had been Valkyrie today you...” Clarabelle tried to explain.

And Stephanie's world shattered again.

11x7-4

“You know I like your eyes.” Annis told Sanguine.

“I don't have eyes.” Sanguine replied.

“Yeah, that is the reason why I like them.” Annis explained.

“Ah... I'd also like to have your skin.” Sanguine answered.

“Because it is blue?” She wanted to know.

“No... because it is like an armor.” He told her.

Scapegrace watched these two.

Freaks attracted freaks!

But since Sanguine went now for Annis he could try if Tanith was now available again.

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AppleCupcakePerson [2012-09-03 08:14:10 +0000 UTC]

Chosen Charactors:
1)Skulduggery Pleasant
2)Valkyrie Cain
3)Varien Scapegrace
4)Thrasher (Gerald)
5)Clarabelle
6)Fletcher Renn
7)Dusk
8)Billy-Ray Sanguine
9)China Sorrows
10)Tanith Low
11)Ghastly Bespoke
12)Erskin Ravel


1)Billy-Ray Sanguine is dating Valkyrie Cain but Billy-Ray cheats on Valkyrie with Thrasher. I think Valkyrie would be so
creeped out that she would have to bleach her brain.

2)Would Ghastly and Clarrabelle have a cute baby? I don't know...probably.

3)Would Skulduggery, Clarabelle and Varien Scapegrace be an awesome threesome. No, but I think Scapey would be happy.
With Clarabelle I mean, not Skulduggery that would be....chigrfhad.

4)If Ghastly was dating Varien Scapegrace, but cheated on Varien with China and Scapey found out, but Scapey was still in
love with Ghastly and didn't want to break up with him so he went to Valkyrie for advice but Scapey ended up breaking up
with Ghastly. Varien would probably take his anger out on poor Thrasher, but I dont think Valkyrie and Scapey would end
up dating, that would just be wrong.

5)Fletcher and Tanith were best friends, but Fletcher stabbed Tanith in the back and is now best friends with Dusk.
I really dont know how I would feel about Dusk and Fletcher being friends, maybe they could beat up Caelan together or
something. That would be awesome *goes and daydreams*

6)Do Erskin Ravel and Fletcher Renn make a cute couple... Not really.

7)If Fletcher Renn and Thrasher were to start a relationship, how/why would it happen? Fletcher comforting Thrasher coz
he got rejected by Scapey.

8)If Valkyrie and Tanith were to start a relationship, who would be jealous? Fletcher most probably.

9) How would Dusk react if he walked in on Valkyrie and Tanith having sex? He would run away screaming.

10)If Ghastly and Dusk were fooling around but not dating , what would Thrasher think? I dont know! He would think
they were best friends or something.

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IrisHawthorne [2012-06-17 13:55:15 +0000 UTC]

8) If lord Vile and Skulduggery Pleasant were to start a relationship, who would be jealous?
Skulduggery when he was still using his given name?
xD

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cantdrawcanlove [2012-03-15 18:19:22 +0000 UTC]

Chosen Characters:
1. Fletcher Renn.
2. Clarabelle.
3. Nye.
4. Vandameer Craven.
5. Solomon Wreath.
6. Skulduggery Pleasant.
7. Valkyrie's reflection.
8. Melancholia.
9. The torment.
10. Vaurien Scapegrace.
11. Caelan.
12. Spring heeled jack.

1.Number Melancholia is dating Clarabelle but Melancholia cheats on Clarabelle with Vandameer Craven, how does Clarabelle react?
Now that i think of it, Craven having some creepy relationship with a girl probably a quater of his age makes sense. ^^ But ur...Knowing Clarabelle? She'll assume their tongues were just having a friendly hug. God, this game is screwed up....O.o

2.Would Caelan and Wreath have a cute baby?
Oh dear lord...

3.Would Fletcher, Solomon Wreath and Nye be an awesome threesome?
(Tries to delete image from mind) Um...Nye is a--- well, i don't know what Nye is, but whatever species he/she (although i imagine it as a he) it would probably....Ok, i'm going to prevent anymore mental scars by stopping.

4.If Caelan was dating Nye but cheated on Nye with the torment and Nye found out, but Nye was still in love with Caelan and didn't want to break up with him/her so he/she went to Clarabelle for advice but Nye ended up breaking up with Caelan, how did Nye react after going through all that trouble? Would he/she start dating Clarabelle?
Aw, i find it quite cute that Nye would seek his assistant's advice, but urm....No. He wouldn't. He's not that sort of um--- spiderything.

5.Skulduggery and Scapegrace were best friends, but Skulduggery stabbed Scapegrace in the back and is now best friends with Valkyrie's reflection. How does this make you feel?
Hmm depends....Literally stab him in the back? XD Because Skul isn't really a sword type of skeleton. ^-^ Nevertheless, I can totally imagine Skulduggery in a sulk with Valkyrie for making fun of his hat, and decides to pretend that Valkyrie's reflection is actually HER as revenge. XD

6.Do Springheeledjack and Skulduggery make a cute couple?
Skul-heeled-jack?!?

7.If Skulduggery and Craven were to start a relationship, how/why would it happen?
Easy. Derek Landy may have been smoking a bit too much weed.

8.If Clarabelle and Scapegrace were to start a realtionship, who would be jealous?
No-one, i don't think! I'd ship it though! Hehe, i loved their little scene together In Death Bringer.
C- "I believe in you vaurien." S- "Really?" C- " I believe in lots of silly things." S- "Oh.." C- "But that doesn't mean there not important." <3

9.How would Valkyrie's reflection react if he/she walked in on Clarabelle and Scapegrace having sex?
She wouldn't. Because she's a reflection. Going a little off topic now, but by this point Scapegrace is a rotting, decaying zombie right? Just a thought. A horrible one. XP

10.If Caelan and Valkyrie's reflection were fooling around but not dating, what would Craven think?
Craven doesn't know them, so he'd think nothing. Still, i can imagine that, poor desperate little Caelan getting so emo over Valkyrie he substitutes her reflection! XD

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