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Published: 2018-01-07 09:16:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 1643; Favourites: 40; Downloads: 0
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You should someday do a comic about were Corelle buys a box books at a yard sale and the all the books are books you have talked about and her and her friends like Rex give there own thoughts about the covers.
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Oh™ God™ These™ Cringey™ Mutants™ Give™ Me™ Creeps™. For™ Your™ Text™!
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This is an actual book, not a parody?
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Actually there are throat softener-candies that are called 'Potters' and guess who invented them? Indeed the box said H. Potter. And after some research I found out his first name is indeed Harry. So sometimes I wonder if Rowling was just eating those and looked at the box and was like omg that's the name I've been looking for! Though Harry and Potter are both names that are common both in the UK and the Netherlands. A bit like the family name 'Smith' which is used in Pirates of the Caribbean as Jack's pseudonym for the reason that it's so common nobody will ask questions. So basically Harry Potter could be anyone and maybe that was what she was going for?
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Looking at these... These things, there is no unit of measurement that can describe the amount of flat-out /creep/ running up and down my spine...
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Did he REALLY trademark all those terms? I doubt it. I think he's confusing trademark with copyright. I mean, trademarking something costs money. Big companies like Hasbro let trademarks lapse all the time due to the expense of keeping them going. I doubt this dude was shelling out the necessary funds to trademark 'muggletiplication'.
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Tried, and probably failed.
Read this for more crazy: conjugalfelicity.com/rah-and-t…
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That's ... disturbing. But I suppose that particular brand of horror (terribly written fiction by people with a delusional sense of their own importance) is very common in our world.
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Wasn't Muggle just a piece of British slang anyway?
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I think the phrase "Thanks I hate it" perfectly sums up my feelings here.
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"peanut headed pussy-face abominations extend their polio-thin arms"
*WHEEZE*
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My god, this is so ridiculous on so many levels: this author didn't keep any consistency regarding the size of these creatures, yet found it necessary to copyright random words and make a glossary that explains how they reproduce.
Did this author skip over the worldbuilding chapter when learning how to write?
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What's the emotion between finding this hilarious and still being terrified?
Because that's where I'm at with this one.
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You want Huitzilopochtli, he's the sun god. Quetzalcoatl was a wind/rain god who may have actually just been a displaced white guy, since he was known to appear pasty with a red beard, and preach about there being only one god.
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Me: A brand new UBC! Can't wait to see what Roman's...
Me: Oh. Oh no.
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I remember this one! They were actually called something different but I recall the author went back and changed the names after Harry Potter was published. I guess the book didn't sell very well (because it was fucking terrible), so she went for a straight up cash grab off JK.
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I think I heard bout this one before; if I remember correctly there was an explanation behind all of that, which had something to do with radiation, or something like that.
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The size inconsistency is really infuriating, isn´t it?
Also I want to know what a Muggledome (TM) is. Two Muggles enter, one Muggle leaves, or what?
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seeing as how there's an "uncomfortable amount of detail on Muggle pregnancy", it's probably two Muggles enter, three Muggles leave.
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Maybe a world with too much oxygen? 
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Oh god this thing...
I love that she copyrighted Rah, Elders and Shadow Monsters.
Bitch, guess what. Those are not your words. I'm so gonna use them. Rah isn't even anything you made up. Get a grip.
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here what is think:
book is base after a nuclear war, that's why there are those things
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Haven't read Harry Potter, and i'll tell ya what, i ain't reading larry Potter either.
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