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carvenaked In reply to yodafire [2008-11-20 02:36:29 +0000 UTC]

Hey.. as long as we learn what we need to know... somewhere.. and get a few stories to tell.. then we win!

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carvenaked In reply to phydeau [2008-11-17 13:13:02 +0000 UTC]

"when dragged by women" sounds like tough duty! I've been waiting to get dragged to a strip joint by girls>one would do< for thirty years... I'm starting to wonder if that bus comes to this corner.... Cheers!

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phydeau In reply to carvenaked [2008-11-17 15:33:06 +0000 UTC]

Was rough, I tells ya.

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carvenaked In reply to eirhjien [2008-11-15 15:06:10 +0000 UTC]

Well I'm glad you challenged me there! Did I mention advice? Now think about it... didn't you learn anything about life by watching her 'retend' you were the one? I don't want to put you on the spot... here is what I learned. When walking in I learned I was not alone in my adoration. When I went to the cash machine I learned that convenience costs more. When I sat down, I learned that if you don't want to be in the dark... sit under a light. It is worth standing back and waiting till one opens up! When all six were up there, changing shifts I realized even the one you would have walked by was captivating nude. A hacking cigarette cough can be charming! When she slinked over and smiled I learned how easy it is to believe a dream. It was love at first site. When she sashayed her hips by my face and leaned in to offer up a nipple... I learned that the last guy she visited liked old spice. When she swept her long fragrant hair over me I learned that I didn't care if she smelled like five other guys... she was mine! When she took my bill and walked away I learned that even true love like that we shared is not enough to pay the bills!
I'm kidding but of course you learned things!

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eirhjien In reply to carvenaked [2008-11-15 15:29:20 +0000 UTC]

now your making me think....
i learned that who your with can get you into places you shouldn't be, specially when you 17 at the time. kindness and respect get you really really far with strippers/bartenders, so many free drinks "and other things". i leanred not one of them is going to med school, concidering you can make more as a stripper then a doc/nurse. Do not eat from the buffet, you have no idea where those sauces came from. And finnaly, you can't be blames for drinking underage when the club has a 3 drink minimum

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carvenaked In reply to eirhjien [2008-11-15 15:38:22 +0000 UTC]

See? Told ya!

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