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Published: 2008-11-24 23:08:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 3016; Favourites: 39; Downloads: 34
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Okay. Lets get this straight. I HATE Twilight...( if you couldn't already see). And my friend and I were talking one day and we came upon the topic of how much we hate Twilight and how it was made for thoes preps who have never picked up a book before. So I thoguth I would make this... For my own amusement.Related content
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true. less than a paragraph, and I felt my I.Q. plumet >_<
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Ahh. One of my friends used to be a Twilight fan back when it wasn't as popular (but still retarded). I went to see the first movie with her along with a few other girls... When it came out, I couldn't even read past the first few pages--I already felt like vomiting. As for the movie--every single one of our group came out saying how much it sucked. :'D
Bad literature + terrible and boring characters + heterosexuality = Death of me.
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Heh, I've read MANY books before (and after too)
Actually, I will never understand any anti-fans.
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Because their stupidity is contagious and those of us who truly know the value of good literature wants stuff like this out of our world! :'D
Twilight has made our generation FAIL.
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Not all of twilight's fans are like this...there is a lot of stupid ones that are but there are those of us who love twilight because its funny. There is those of us who read because of the impossible romance. There is those of us who have brain and read twilight.
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Im just basing this off of the people I've met and the people I know. Sorry if I offended you...
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It okay i just wanted you to know that not all of the twilight fans are total ditzes.
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i don't understad how people can be so STUPID!
"Edward cullen is going to marry me! i lve him!"
me- you must be pretty desperate if your in love with a fictional character and you're obssessed with forcing him into marriage with you.
"Bella is so lovely!"
me- no she isnit. she's a freakin' little cunt-head who desperately needsan attitude adjustment.
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Agreed ^^ There pretty much crazy.... and annoying.
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i'm making my own version of twilight, except the vampire is a girl, and hername isn't bella and she doesn't live in broad daylight and she doesn't sparkle and she doesn't get pregg. the guy is called maxwell (he prefers to be known as max, but alas, he isn't.) and he kind of falls in love with the vampire girl. it doesn't really go so smooth, though. graaah twilight!
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Sounds a LOT better than twilight! And this Maxwell, is he hott?
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yes and no. he's a lanky/thin guy, but his personality makes him hotness. he's got BUFFNESS hair, he's half gelled it and all that jazz. he's based on a character idreamed up, but turned out to be real. i met the person and they're twis. i think they've got a deviant, actually. go by the name of jack and finn???
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Oh gosh! Sounds sexy fine :d totally go for a guy with that kinda hair! Whats there devaint ID thing?
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I don't know. i've got to find out. when i went to their house with their cousin, they were both asking her simultaneosly- "Why isn't your friend talking to us?"
my friend made up an excuse as- "she thinks you smell." (thanks! nice first impression)they replied, "Yes, we do smell.... of ROSES!"
yh. i'll tell you after i find out.
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Ha ha good one!! And thanks a pleantly
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your welcome. i need to find out for my own good too.
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yeah. i think i met them on a virtual world named moki town, i don't know fer sure though. pne of them said they liked me.... 
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF IT'S THEM!!!
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I could feel my brain cells dying as i read this book. i completly agree, that book was meant for the stupid who have no brain cells.
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Haha. my iq is definetly lower. >.>
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it's very true. I've seen people at my school who have never read and said they never would pick up twilight. It's such a poorly written book and the characters are shallow assholes.
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It's completely absurd.
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i dont get how so many ppl are obsessed with this. it's poorly written, and i didnt enjoy reading it at all. :<
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ture that. I hate Twillight
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Originally, it was made for Smeyer and her wet dreams, but then it got popular with the goths, who never quite dropped it after the preps got a hold of it.
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The moral of this story children, is that bad books are read by all popularity classes, but only ever the classes that include women.
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Fangirls: "It was a big book! IT WAS A BIG BOOK, dammit! Over 300 pages! SEE HOW INTELLIGENT IT MAKES ME LOOK?? EDWURD IS SO PERFECT."
The intelligent world: "...*patpatBOOM*
I like it. I really like it
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It made my head hurt. It was so poorly written holy shit. It was just terrible.
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Its just a horrible book with a horrible writer. Its screwed both ways. Im sparing my sympathies. HI CECE its me Hunter
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