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Published: 2014-12-12 02:30:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 1348; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 0
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Description Because an absurd comic with a cliche punchline is the best way to introduce my rendition of Phone Guy, who is a man with an office phone for a head.

Isn't that room just wonderfully colourful...?
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Comments: 54

FezzyPumpkin [2014-12-23 18:03:11 +0000 UTC]

Approved by ME.

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Swordmaster200 [2014-12-16 04:53:21 +0000 UTC]

Dude, this pizzeria and the "IT'S ME" usage. Hi, phone dude.

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Cephei97 In reply to Swordmaster200 [2014-12-16 06:19:24 +0000 UTC]

Phone Guy: Hello hello...

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Mikeyschmidt [2014-12-12 11:08:26 +0000 UTC]

Domino: IT'S ME TOO MOTHERFUCKA

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Cephei97 In reply to Mikeyschmidt [2014-12-12 21:45:33 +0000 UTC]

Eheeueheueheueheueh

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actionpilot [2014-12-12 10:07:56 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha,Β it would be niceΒ if it hadΒ one moreΒ to kill you,Β butΒ that headΒ phone.Β IΒ toΒ laughbut IΒ do not know why!Β Very good.

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Cephei97 In reply to actionpilot [2014-12-12 21:45:22 +0000 UTC]

Having a guy with a phone for a head kill you sounds pretty ridiculous to me!

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actionpilot In reply to Cephei97 [2014-12-13 00:25:57 +0000 UTC]

XD indeed!

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NexusDrakeson [2014-12-12 07:58:10 +0000 UTC]

Oh hello me how you doing buddy

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Cephei97 In reply to NexusDrakeson [2014-12-12 21:40:01 +0000 UTC]

Pfffft!

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Crystalpaw45 [2014-12-12 02:55:55 +0000 UTC]

puns and wordplay everyday

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Cephei97 In reply to Crystalpaw45 [2014-12-12 03:27:22 +0000 UTC]

Rhymes are just so fun to say!

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Crystalpaw45 In reply to Cephei97 [2014-12-12 03:49:27 +0000 UTC]

I just noticed that I rhymed. 0.0
But yes, they are.

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Sega-HTF [2014-12-12 02:33:23 +0000 UTC]

What the?!

Whatareyoudoinghere PG? I didnt call you XP

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Cephei97 In reply to Sega-HTF [2014-12-12 02:45:14 +0000 UTC]

Phone Guy: You rang?



((I HAD TO I'M SORRY NOT SORRY))

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Sega-HTF In reply to Cephei97 [2014-12-12 03:02:39 +0000 UTC]

((Sorry? But at the same time not? Hahaha XP))

Me (that one guard): Nope, if you're here to give me bad advice and tell me that i shouldn't worry about a darn thing, then i dont wanna hear it. XP

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Cephei97 In reply to Sega-HTF [2014-12-12 04:19:26 +0000 UTC]

Phone Guy: There's nothing to worry about... You look like you can handle this job pretty well, anyway.

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Sega-HTF In reply to Cephei97 [2014-12-12 08:09:26 +0000 UTC]

Me: Damn You and your sarcastic voice. <_<

Β 

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Cephei97 In reply to Sega-HTF [2014-12-12 21:36:30 +0000 UTC]

Phone Guy: *Chuckled* You must be a natural at this job; you've survived so many nights! Unlike the others, I don't think you'll, uh... move on... anytime soon. |)

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Sega-HTF In reply to Cephei97 [2014-12-13 01:11:58 +0000 UTC]

Me: Why is that, huh? Oh i see, you're saying im too good for this job and i might quit soon so i can find a better one. Dont worry, I'll spread the word and tell everyone how "helpful" you really are. Im gonna miss you.

Hmmm. <_<

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Cephei97 In reply to Sega-HTF [2014-12-13 01:54:45 +0000 UTC]

Phone Guy: The amount of sarcasm in your voice is quite stunning... Well, uh... I suppose I'll miss you as well? If you do quit, good luck with your uh... new job, I suppose...

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Sega-HTF In reply to Cephei97 [2014-12-13 02:05:11 +0000 UTC]

Me: Damn! now i cant tell if you're happy or sad. Or if you want me here or not. Get outta my head you! >.<

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Cephei97 In reply to Sega-HTF [2014-12-13 02:12:25 +0000 UTC]

Phone Guy: *Shrugs* I suppose I have a way with words. So... are you okay with your current location of employment, or...?

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Sega-HTF In reply to Cephei97 [2014-12-13 02:32:52 +0000 UTC]

Me: Hmmm, you know what!? I... I... dont know anymore, there IS Foxy >w<~ *Blushes*
Toy Bonnie plays that annoying guitar down the hall sometimes, I noticed Toy and Withered Freedy never take the vents, im guessing because they're a bit oversized lol. And Mangle keeps trying to get in here every 20 to 30 seconds (the most annoying, da hell does she want? she's acting like im her freakin Senpai) *sigh*
And for gods sake, if that music box is the only thing keeping that freaky doll in his box, then im going to put an anvil above it and just call it a night!
Yeah, i know you dont wanna hear any of my nonsense, so just continue being freaky and I'll just be here playing with death. (I really have nothing better to do). ^^

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Cephei97 In reply to Sega-HTF [2014-12-13 02:37:34 +0000 UTC]

Phone Guy: ...Freaky? I never considered myself freaky, but okay... Heh... Have fun playing with death, I suppose...?

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Sega-HTF In reply to Cephei97 [2014-12-13 02:39:42 +0000 UTC]

Me: <.<
......
Im hanging up now.

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Cephei97 In reply to Sega-HTF [2014-12-13 02:43:28 +0000 UTC]

Phone Guy: *Scratches his head in confusion* B-but... We're standing here, face-to-face... uh... I guess I'll just... walk away now...

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Sega-HTF In reply to Cephei97 [2014-12-13 02:47:51 +0000 UTC]

Me: There you go.
You know my point sir. I mean, you ARE a phone after all XP

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Famineskull98 [2014-12-12 02:31:18 +0000 UTC]

Β 

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Cephei97 In reply to Famineskull98 [2014-12-12 02:35:06 +0000 UTC]

Eheueheeueheuheuheuhe

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Famineskull98 In reply to Cephei97 [2014-12-12 02:38:46 +0000 UTC]

hey! did you know I got SFM working!?!

I can make pics and animations now in 3d!!

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Cephei97 In reply to Famineskull98 [2014-12-12 02:42:48 +0000 UTC]

Nice.

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Famineskull98 In reply to Cephei97 [2014-12-12 02:45:13 +0000 UTC]

I can now make Chica shake that booty!!Β 

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Cephei97 In reply to Famineskull98 [2014-12-12 02:52:14 +0000 UTC]

LOL WOW WHAT EVEN

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Famineskull98 In reply to Cephei97 [2014-12-12 02:55:24 +0000 UTC]

fine then...i'll make Freddy twerk if that makes you feel better...Β 

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Cephei97 In reply to Famineskull98 [2014-12-12 03:02:39 +0000 UTC]

WHEEZZZINGGG

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Famineskull98 In reply to Cephei97 [2014-12-12 03:07:03 +0000 UTC]

oh NOW wheezing the pokemeon!?! rule 34 has no limits does it?

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Cephei97 In reply to Famineskull98 [2014-12-12 04:20:41 +0000 UTC]

JESUS TAKE THE PRNDL

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Famineskull98 In reply to Cephei97 [2014-12-12 04:23:21 +0000 UTC]

what does a car stick-shift have to do with this?

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Cephei97 In reply to Famineskull98 [2014-12-12 04:24:19 +0000 UTC]

You take everything too literally.

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Famineskull98 In reply to Cephei97 [2014-12-12 04:27:55 +0000 UTC]

well the first one I knew, but what the hell is a PR-whatever?Β 

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Cephei97 In reply to Famineskull98 [2014-12-12 05:39:06 +0000 UTC]

This oughta give you a clear explanation over what a PRNDL is... =w=

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Famineskull98 In reply to Cephei97 [2014-12-12 05:43:44 +0000 UTC]

Lol! that suite life vid! XD!

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Cephei97 In reply to Famineskull98 [2014-12-12 05:47:37 +0000 UTC]

Eeeeeyup... =w=

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Famineskull98 In reply to Cephei97 [2014-12-12 05:50:23 +0000 UTC]

PRINDL sounds like Pringle ! >W<

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Cephei97 In reply to Famineskull98 [2014-12-12 06:22:38 +0000 UTC]

Indeed it does...

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Famineskull98 In reply to Cephei97 [2014-12-12 06:24:09 +0000 UTC]

so did you see the game theory of fnaf 2?

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Cephei97 In reply to Famineskull98 [2014-12-12 21:37:49 +0000 UTC]

...It's one of those things that I've heard of so damn often, that I just don't really pay attention to anymore...
So, in a way, yes.

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Famineskull98 In reply to Cephei97 [2014-12-12 22:48:18 +0000 UTC]

did you watch it?

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Cephei97 In reply to Famineskull98 [2014-12-12 22:57:48 +0000 UTC]

No.

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