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Yeah mon, my life is getting well fucked up like.
The 50 Cent CD is out this weekend but I’ve been banned from Asda for shoplifting. My teacher put me in detention for smoking again. Even though there iz bears of smokers in the school. I wish I could just join the Romford Massive. I can’t get a woman to even look at me and I’m gay? They iz like all over me when you’re not looking. Ever heard of a prostitute? I tried to buy a knife yesterday, but the man said I should get a life, and I totally went sick on ‘im. Now im in a jail cell or something

For the past few years we've seen you around
pretentious 10 year olds taking over my town
You're too immature to get laid
Your trend in a year will be over and done
Your hair is all spiked up with blonded tips
You're acting like you’re black ‘cos you think its hard
And a fake, diamond earring hangs off your ear
You wear a hood like it’s a fucking crown

FUCK CHAV!
We aren't black
and in a year you’ll have been knifed to death
FUCK CHAV!
We aren't black
and in a year you’ll all have been knifed to death

'Mmm, Chav. You bet your mobile phone it’s Chav. Doesn't it
just make you wanna join a crew?

[Repeat verse and chorus]

FUCK CHAV!
[Repeat]
CHAV FUCK YOU!

The Romford Massive says I’m too young to join, maybe I should smoke more. I'm up to 300 pounds now and I don't know what to do. I don't know, maybe I'll get a job at McDonalds.

Description
Yeah mon, my life is getting well fucked up like.
The 50 Cent CD is out this weekend but I’ve been banned from Asda for shoplifting. My teacher put me in detention for smoking again. Even though there iz bears of smokers in the school. I wish I could just join the Romford Massive. I can’t get a woman to even look at me and I’m gay? They iz like all over me when you’re not looking. Ever heard of a prostitute? I tried to buy a knife yesterday, but the man said I should get a life, and I totally went sick on ‘im. Now im in a jail cell or something

For the past few years we've seen you around
pretentious 10 year olds taking over my town
You're too immature to get laid
Your trend in a year will be over and done
Your hair is all spiked up with blonded tips
You're acting like you’re black ‘cos you think its hard
And a fake, diamond earring hangs off your ear
You wear a hood like it’s a fucking crown

FUCK CHAV!
We aren't black
and in a year you’ll have been knifed to death
FUCK CHAV!
We aren't black
and in a year you’ll all have been knifed to death

'Mmm, Chav. You bet your mobile phone it’s Chav. Doesn't it
just make you wanna join a crew?

[Repeat verse and chorus]

FUCK CHAV!
[Repeat]
CHAV FUCK YOU!

The Romford Massive says I’m too young to join, maybe I should smoke more. I'm up to 300 pounds now and I don't know what to do. I don't know, maybe I'll get a job at McDonalds.