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Published: 2007-10-03 22:07:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 760; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 9
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Description Alright, I've had a fantastic splendiferous brainstorm.

In DC comics, Nightwing fans are divided on who he should end up with, Starfire or Oracle. So what I have done is COMBINE THE TWO.

The plan is elegant in its simplicity: during his youth, Jim Gordon has a wacky Tenchi Muyo adventure and winds up married to a scantily-clad alien warrior. She leaves for Action Space again, but because Action Space is dangerous, she leaves their daughter with him! Little half-alien Gordon wants to fight crime, but since it looks bad for the daughter of the police commissioner to fly around blasting people with her death ray hands, she focuses instead on cyberspace, giving other superheroes a helpful little nudge in the right direction. And then when nobody's looking she flies around blasting people with her death ray hands. This concept has the added bonus of pissing Batman off. He'll be pitching a hissyfit to Superman, all telling him "I don't allow metahumans in my town! They're disruptive and undisciplined and unprofessional--" and then the commissioner's daughter will go flying by, and she'll wave to Superman, and Superman will wave back, and Batman will sulk quietly and then try to change the subject.

Last night at two AM this sounded like a GREAT idea.
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Comments: 9

Ether101 [2011-10-14 11:21:09 +0000 UTC]

Or he could just end up with both of them.

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MarillaNieriel [2008-10-18 01:47:19 +0000 UTC]

Okay, this is actually kind of awesome, I'll admit it. I mean, honestly, Dick is SUCH a playboy. XD

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LuisManuel316 [2007-12-25 22:01:53 +0000 UTC]

Nice job.

Granted, right now Grayson is sleeping around with a red head supermodel.

Batmen get all the lady's

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chad-spider In reply to LuisManuel316 [2007-12-26 06:40:33 +0000 UTC]

That's just the way Nightwing works. If it has red hair, he will sleep with it.

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Tenshiyasha In reply to chad-spider [2009-07-13 14:55:44 +0000 UTC]

If the red-headed supermodel is Lana Lang, I'm going to snort cheese.

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LuisManuel316 In reply to chad-spider [2007-12-26 08:07:04 +0000 UTC]

Like with batman and "Bad''girls?(Catwoman, Talia,etc) lol

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Anfortas [2007-11-19 00:25:54 +0000 UTC]

BEST IDEA EVER

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DragonScholar [2007-10-04 02:01:21 +0000 UTC]

Wow. I have no words.

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kompy [2007-10-03 22:39:12 +0000 UTC]

Never change, Spi.

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