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Description The third "eye" you incinerate, the entire theme of this one is cake. though the voice was pretty much monotone it sounded manic to me, and I envisioned the blue sphere looking a bit disheveled an twitchy, and having insomniac like circles under her eyes.

All the cake sphere talks about is the same cake recipe over and over, although if you listen well you'll find some of the ingredients don't seem to belong in a cake:

"One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix. One can prepared coconut pecan frosting. Three slash four cup vegetable oil. Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. Three slash four cups butter or margarine. One and two third cups granulated sugar. Two cups all purpose flour. Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped crackers. Fish shaped candies. Fish shaped solid waste. Fish shaped dirt. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Pull and peel licorice. Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment. Candy coated peanut butter pieces, shaped like fish. One cup lemon juice. Alpha resins. Unsaturated polyester resins. Fiberglass surface resins. And volatile malted milk impoundments. Nine large egg yolks. Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes. One cup granulated sugar. An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.' Two cups rhubarb, sliced. Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb. One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb. One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb. Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire. One large rhubarb. One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb. Two tablespoons rhubarb juice. Adjustable aluminum head positioner. Slaughter electric needle injector. Cordless electric needle injector. Injector needle driver. Injector needle gun. Cranial caps. And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue."

(c) GLaDOS belongs to the makers of Portal
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Comments: 107

Chaos--Child In reply to ??? [2013-01-09 20:22:38 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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bloodwolf8 In reply to Chaos--Child [2013-01-09 20:23:01 +0000 UTC]

No thanks ^^

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AnarchyWriter [2011-12-25 00:38:45 +0000 UTC]

I had that cake....Now I'm in the hospital for life and can't talk!

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Chaos--Child In reply to AnarchyWriter [2011-12-25 02:33:51 +0000 UTC]

Aww I'm sorry

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AnarchyWriter In reply to Chaos--Child [2011-12-25 02:41:47 +0000 UTC]

Don't. Everyone's happy that I've finally shut up.

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Chaos--Child In reply to AnarchyWriter [2011-12-25 04:28:39 +0000 UTC]

Okay.

Bah, shutting up is no fun. You may have lost your voice, but you can still write! Pester them with signs! [link]

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AnarchyWriter In reply to Chaos--Child [2011-12-25 05:38:27 +0000 UTC]

Ha! YEah. Merry Christmas.

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Gcoitxx [2011-09-13 01:44:14 +0000 UTC]

She looks so tortured...

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Chaos--Child In reply to Gcoitxx [2011-09-13 02:21:29 +0000 UTC]

Well she is a bit of a manic little thing, spending the whole day reciting one reeeeeeeally long cake recipe.

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Gcoitxx In reply to Chaos--Child [2011-09-13 23:38:21 +0000 UTC]

True.

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InvadurHeart [2011-05-01 23:51:33 +0000 UTC]

Don't forget all the ruhbarb

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Chaos--Child In reply to InvadurHeart [2011-05-05 13:49:01 +0000 UTC]

Oh there was sooo much rhubarb. You'd need a lot of sugar to counter act it or it would be a very bitter cake. Though with all the other things in there you probably couldn't eat it anyway.

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InvadurHeart In reply to Chaos--Child [2011-05-06 20:04:19 +0000 UTC]

Ikr... fish shaped solid waste xD i think I'll just stick with the cake being a lie xD

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Chaos--Child In reply to InvadurHeart [2011-05-07 01:49:36 +0000 UTC]

lol yes.

Thank you GLaDOS but I think I'll go buy my own cake.

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InvadurHeart In reply to Chaos--Child [2011-05-07 02:08:18 +0000 UTC]

xD

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Primaltimediamond [2011-04-19 18:50:01 +0000 UTC]

but she didn't lie there was cake in the end D: think someone must've tampered with this sphere and the morality one o.o

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Chaos--Child In reply to Primaltimediamond [2011-04-20 03:17:59 +0000 UTC]

perhaps, or maybe the cake was just for her?

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Primaltimediamond In reply to Chaos--Child [2011-04-20 06:41:23 +0000 UTC]

maybe we'll never know

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fabulouslyDashing [2011-03-13 15:13:22 +0000 UTC]

I heard that this is the Logic Core.

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Chaos--Child In reply to fabulouslyDashing [2011-03-14 16:39:50 +0000 UTC]

I've heard that too, it seems to have many names like a few of the other ones

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fabulouslyDashing In reply to Chaos--Child [2011-03-14 19:01:32 +0000 UTC]

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kitster900 [2010-12-28 20:57:09 +0000 UTC]

SO MUCH RHUBARB!

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Chaos--Child In reply to kitster900 [2010-12-30 05:14:37 +0000 UTC]

XD oh my god there was so very much, and fish, there was lots of fish too.

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kitster900 In reply to Chaos--Child [2010-12-30 05:15:59 +0000 UTC]

But the difference was that it was fish-SHAPED. The rhubarb was actual rhubarb.
But then I wonder why he didn't include fish and rhubarb-shaped stuff...

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Forester-RT [2010-12-12 18:59:37 +0000 UTC]

"Two tablespoons rhubarb juice"!!!

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Chaos--Child In reply to Forester-RT [2010-12-13 01:12:07 +0000 UTC]

lol there is a ridiculous amount of rhubarb in that recipe.

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MiesuKagami In reply to Chaos--Child [2010-12-25 21:09:10 +0000 UTC]

Not to mention fish-shaped apparatus.

...

Like fish-shaped dirt.

...

And sediment-shaped sediment.

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Forester-RT In reply to Chaos--Child [2010-12-13 19:55:43 +0000 UTC]

Yeah!

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fireatwill123 [2010-12-11 00:35:22 +0000 UTC]

i read on this websight thing blue was suposed to be knowlege, but ive seen people make it out to be insanity to.

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Chaos--Child In reply to fireatwill123 [2010-12-12 13:40:18 +0000 UTC]

probably because it just keeps listing off instructions for a very uneatable cake.

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fireatwill123 In reply to Chaos--Child [2010-12-13 17:39:24 +0000 UTC]

well the first part is eatable but then it just goes down hill from there xD

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Chaos--Child In reply to fireatwill123 [2010-12-14 15:48:41 +0000 UTC]

lol yeah

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Laharl234 [2010-11-20 10:39:04 +0000 UTC]

It's the Intelligence Core, but it's caught on a cake recipe (probably a symptom of her insanity).

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Chaos--Child In reply to Laharl234 [2010-11-21 01:54:54 +0000 UTC]

most likely.

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Zutarian-Eclipse [2010-06-23 04:48:42 +0000 UTC]

At least garnishes are optional, but I'll take one with the entry. I might need it soon.

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Chaos--Child In reply to Zutarian-Eclipse [2010-06-23 05:13:36 +0000 UTC]

Nice

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Zutarian-Eclipse In reply to Chaos--Child [2010-06-23 23:13:41 +0000 UTC]

If you're ever looking for a job, you can help with the baking at Aperture Bakeries. There's only one other employee, and she gets lonely. As a matter of fact, she never leaves. You could almost call her a "fixture" there.

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Chaos--Child In reply to Zutarian-Eclipse [2010-06-26 20:21:00 +0000 UTC]

hmmm... does it have benefits?

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Zutarian-Eclipse In reply to Chaos--Child [2010-06-26 23:19:45 +0000 UTC]

Yes, dental, health, (Plenty of) life, and room and board (and food.) (No vacation, though.) As Aperture's way of saying "thank you for helping us help you help us all". You'll NEVER even have (or be permitted) to leave the facilities! ^-^ It's either the bakery, or a space station (also run by Aperture) operated by a brand spanking new Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer 10000! Take your pick.

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Chobittsu-Studios [2010-06-12 16:31:41 +0000 UTC]

LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE WAS NO CAKE!!!!!

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Chaos--Child In reply to Chobittsu-Studios [2010-06-15 16:48:14 +0000 UTC]

Actually... at the very end when the credits were over... There was a cake.

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Chobittsu-Studios In reply to Chaos--Child [2010-06-17 15:05:38 +0000 UTC]

I know ^_^ I was there, who do you think was running the claw game arm rofl

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Chaos--Child In reply to Chobittsu-Studios [2010-06-17 20:44:16 +0000 UTC]

lol

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corkgunsniper [2010-05-01 16:18:32 +0000 UTC]

thats cool im a big portal nerd my self

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Chaos--Child In reply to corkgunsniper [2010-05-01 17:37:52 +0000 UTC]

Thanks the game was really fun.

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corkgunsniper In reply to Chaos--Child [2010-05-02 23:48:38 +0000 UTC]

i like glados cause she says a lot of messed up funny stuff

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IncubusRhapsodos [2010-04-25 01:49:42 +0000 UTC]

I don't want a piece of that cake. it would like...melt your insides and stuff.

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Chaos--Child In reply to IncubusRhapsodos [2010-04-25 03:10:17 +0000 UTC]

Oh I bet it would >_<

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IncubusRhapsodos In reply to Chaos--Child [2010-04-26 20:45:40 +0000 UTC]

*nods*

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Hairyblob2 [2010-01-13 19:45:14 +0000 UTC]

That needs to get FIXED. NOW.

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