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Published: 2020-04-15 04:14:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 84; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 0
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This is a favorite trick of hers, to go behind my TV and smack the cords around until I lure her out with treats, thus rewarding her for her bad behavior!Related content
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Well, Dizzie certainly has her human well trained!
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Made out of 100% USDA cat! lol
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"Dear Human Servant. You are mistaken. ...yet again... The is nothing your mistress can do thatΒ is wrong, for all obey me here."
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She can be kind of a Bee Itch at times.
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"Oops! Did my claws happen to pop out there while you were sleeping?Β Oohhhh, such a pity. Oh well, you didn't need children anyway..."
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She goes for my face, actually.Β Which is a different kind of scary.
Your gift should arrive April 21, according to the post office receipt/invoice.
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"Well, you eat Olives human?! Why can't I do the same?"
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I don't eat olives.
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Tree eyeballs!
Just what were those ancient Greeks feeding them?!
Dang right! Those things are creepy!
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Ah.
I sent you an email about my progress on sending you something.
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Got it!! 
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they're taking forever.
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I cannot wait for your reaction...
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I'm sure you can come up with a few!
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youtu.be/KmzcFxPpPtk?list=PLa6β¦
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVM1nUβ¦
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(He got butt crack. 
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Who knows what bizarre inequities he has done to her with power cords! the Fiend!
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I plead the Fifth Dimension...
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Speaking of which, Haley Joel Osment was in the premiere episode of What We Do In The Shadows last night!Β
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It is hilarious!!Β Here is the opening of the movie which spawned the series, judge for yourself:
youtu.be/QWk4YtK-iHY
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The TV series is on FX Wednesday nights, 9pm Central;
1st season and the original movie are both available on DVD,
I think you can find them online as well...
Although there is a different cast of characters in the series, it's made byΒ
the same creative geniuses and is equally hilarious.Β Possibly more so.
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If all else fails, buy them on DVD, they are keepers!
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Or, as Jeff calls it, "Tuesday's errands."Β Β
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Lies!Β She is a tyrant!!Β Β
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