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Published: 2012-11-24 00:36:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 2339; Favourites: 12; Downloads: 38
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Hey citizens of Equestria! Are you tired of roaming around your hometown looking for entertainment? Well then, Cereal Velocity's "Equestrian Innovations, Inc." is here to help!With their invention of the Moving Picture Box (or as humans call, the "television", or "TV" for short), the company's Research & Development team have added some Interactivity to the TV. Introducing: Equestrian Innovations Satellite TV!
Starting at the MSRP of EQB$25 a month, Equestrian Innovations Satellite TV lets you have the power to find what channel you want, without having to use your horn!* With over 400 TV channels** powered by the company's invention of Unicorn-powered satellite communication, you will NEVER have to leave that saggy sofa in your home ever again!
With Equestrian Innovations Satellite TV, all of Equestria will be turned into a ghost town, making everypony stay in their homes, FOREVER!
*Excluding holding the remote control (that comes with it).
**If you are Lyra Heartstrings, 250 of those channels come from the Human-populated world of America!
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Does it have UnivisiΓ³n as one of the channels?
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I paid for it already, this really gets along now with Scdaniel Cable Network with the Intel goods built in!
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This beats what I'm getting with Time Warner, sign me up!
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