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Chess-Man — Gun Enthusiast

Published: 2011-11-17 21:57:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 4248; Favourites: 38; Downloads: 33
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Description That's the disadvantage of guns - once the ammo is used up, they're just fancy clubs.
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Comments: 48

cyborgebolt [2015-07-21 18:48:06 +0000 UTC]

I say we make a gun that runs on stupidity and hook it up to Congress (I know they try to do their best, but this is a long running joke that just isn't that easy to pass up)

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Obsidiron [2014-05-20 19:34:53 +0000 UTC]

However, adding a lovely little bayonet makes it a fancy spear!

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doomscraper [2014-03-12 23:44:13 +0000 UTC]

tAKING THE PROTOTYPE

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glisteringmelon [2013-04-03 00:46:15 +0000 UTC]

#AirGunNowPls

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Jacob-Cross [2013-02-08 00:37:51 +0000 UTC]

Use "Silver Bullets" It gives you unlimited rounds, but for a short time though X3

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enigma1073 [2012-07-05 13:28:27 +0000 UTC]

this is why we need lasers people!

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sunshine888dino [2012-03-25 18:12:05 +0000 UTC]

Wow. With all my stamina that would be a great weapon.

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NJM1564 [2011-11-29 02:00:21 +0000 UTC]

Well at least you didn't make it run on blood.

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Troge3 [2011-11-28 03:49:00 +0000 UTC]

There's a second option to that. You could just have an ammo clip with hammer space.

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wimthebest123 [2011-11-22 21:04:03 +0000 UTC]

what wold hapen if Chess (energy being) uses the gun now. he technicaly has infinite stamina (he technically is made of stamina!)

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rphb [2011-11-20 14:08:06 +0000 UTC]

That's why you have Bayonets, they make the guns pointy and good in close combat.

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loreshaper-kethal [2011-11-19 07:56:37 +0000 UTC]

he shoulda just made his own cow mangler 5000 [link]

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RobotEclipse [2011-11-19 04:02:47 +0000 UTC]

Never miss and you don't have to waste ammo if you keep headshotting.

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Adz101 [2011-11-18 22:11:38 +0000 UTC]

the proplem with melee wepones is that you need to get up to the target through.

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smartface2 [2011-11-18 17:31:24 +0000 UTC]

shurly if your a good aim you only need a few shots

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Jeffburjr [2011-11-18 11:32:03 +0000 UTC]

Or for throwing at Superman.... because guns are his real weakness.

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Levia-the-Dragon [2011-11-18 08:10:58 +0000 UTC]

Still, they're not bad as clubs go...

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WindyTree [2011-11-18 06:22:03 +0000 UTC]

What about a gun that would run on the world's stupidity? The ammo would never run out.

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Lockark [2011-11-18 04:55:36 +0000 UTC]

I don't like swords. Once they start dulling they're just fancy clubs.

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Chess-Man In reply to Lockark [2011-11-18 07:46:29 +0000 UTC]

But the club won't run out of ammo, and you can still whack someone with it And the sword-club is still more effective than gun-club XD

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Lockark In reply to Chess-Man [2011-11-19 15:45:31 +0000 UTC]

Was being Sarcastic. Don't realy feel like debating the semantics of weapons. I've done that one to many times.

XD

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waffliesinyoface [2011-11-18 04:21:50 +0000 UTC]

I like the guns that do strange things to people... like swap their gender, or species, or mental ability, or all of the above and so much more =]

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Ranmyakki [2011-11-18 03:19:11 +0000 UTC]

When you work out the kinks can I get one??

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maskminder In reply to Ranmyakki [2011-11-18 03:57:17 +0000 UTC]

I second that!!!

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Animefan-279 [2011-11-18 03:02:18 +0000 UTC]

Yep, if one is to one at least one firearm it should the axe gun.

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Coalkid311 [2011-11-18 02:56:24 +0000 UTC]

or maybe an electric gun hooked into a power generator from a waterfall!!!. the downside is you cant leave the waterfall. DAMN, guns are pretty stupid

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Immortalfire367 In reply to Coalkid311 [2011-11-22 17:32:51 +0000 UTC]

how about a high current electric gun hooked up to fast DC Motor with a PMA Alternator attached to the shaft? then you could bring it anywhere and have constant power flowing through it.

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SoraWolf7 [2011-11-18 00:06:10 +0000 UTC]

Want. NOW!!

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blakebenton [2011-11-17 23:49:12 +0000 UTC]

These are the things I want in life.

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Dragon-Warrior-3000 [2011-11-17 23:37:24 +0000 UTC]

How about a gun that runs off of willpower?

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wolfman1073 [2011-11-17 23:32:52 +0000 UTC]

have it run on cussing

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neosuduno In reply to wolfman1073 [2011-11-21 07:41:19 +0000 UTC]

Better have it run on spam mail.

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BeNerdish [2011-11-17 22:57:58 +0000 UTC]

How about pulse blasters? Everyone loves rays & lazors!

How about a gun that absorbs air, enriches it to become metal (by merging several atoms to form one of the higher period) and stores the ammo in a subspace capacitor for a nearly limitless supply! And, imagine it had a, lets say, 15mm caliber.
That's a gun I can see you with

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Kaos-Incarnate [2011-11-17 22:48:03 +0000 UTC]

Will take ammo management to a whole new level, if you get it adjusted to right settings

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Karfield [2011-11-17 22:27:27 +0000 UTC]

Just carry more ammo then.

A few magazines are just perfect for me.

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IrateResearchers [2011-11-17 22:20:22 +0000 UTC]

solution: Chain fed ammo pistol.

Downside: carrying a big box of ammo on your back.

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Chess-Man In reply to IrateResearchers [2011-11-17 22:21:49 +0000 UTC]

... which is going to be empty eventually so my stamina gun idea stands.

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IrateResearchers In reply to Chess-Man [2011-11-17 23:07:32 +0000 UTC]

...why is your pistol on auto?

OR you can use love.

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shoubu12 [2011-11-17 22:17:53 +0000 UTC]

O_O I want it

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Professor-Awkward [2011-11-17 22:17:48 +0000 UTC]

Stamina Gun, Great for ammo, and losing weight!

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Chess-Man In reply to Professor-Awkward [2011-11-17 22:22:22 +0000 UTC]

Especially for a guy that likes his eats like me ^^

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Professor-Awkward In reply to Chess-Man [2011-11-17 22:24:39 +0000 UTC]

You sir, are awesome, thank you for being you.

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tghawk555 [2011-11-17 22:00:37 +0000 UTC]

It should run on brainpower! You know, like the more brainpower you have, the more you can use the gun (it doesn't siphon brainpower, in other words). That way, stupid people wouldn't be able to use it!

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Rofl8copter In reply to tghawk555 [2011-11-21 01:10:18 +0000 UTC]

THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST BRILLIANT IDEA EVER! Then all of the worlds problems would be solved!

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tghawk555 In reply to Rofl8copter [2011-11-22 04:36:05 +0000 UTC]

But then again, it could be bad. I mean, what happens when the evil masterminds of the world use it? They have the potential to take over the world! *shudder*

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Rofl8copter In reply to tghawk555 [2011-11-22 20:25:44 +0000 UTC]

But think of it this way, basic gun law, which is more dangerous a guy who knows how to use it, or someone who doesn't?

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tghawk555 In reply to Rofl8copter [2011-11-23 23:10:36 +0000 UTC]

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Rofl8copter In reply to tghawk555 [2011-11-23 23:50:11 +0000 UTC]

roflcopter

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