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Published: 2010-03-06 19:04:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 1613; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 12
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seriously, this is basically 90 percent ripped off.
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Comments: 37

Calicard [2010-03-07 03:31:19 +0000 UTC]

Wow you're done you didnt even need to make those 20 pages!

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KaiserWilliams [2010-03-06 20:45:38 +0000 UTC]

Plus 10% alcohol! = D

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BeatFu [2010-03-06 20:22:33 +0000 UTC]

Only obviously Ewan should get some tits for more than 300% more appeal.

I mean, I know Fractal has got that pretty well covered (or uncovered), but still.

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claudetc In reply to BeatFu [2010-03-06 20:39:45 +0000 UTC]

fractal / ewan porn required.

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BeatFu In reply to claudetc [2010-03-06 20:40:46 +0000 UTC]

Only if it's lesbian porn.

Straight porn is filthy and unnatural and a puppy dies everytime someone draws it.

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claudetc In reply to BeatFu [2010-03-06 20:42:39 +0000 UTC]

you'll see, heterosexuality will come back into vogue one of these days

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BeatFu In reply to claudetc [2010-03-06 20:46:44 +0000 UTC]

NONSENSE. BLASPHEMY. YOU FILTHY SONOVABITCH TAKE IT BACK.

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claudetc In reply to BeatFu [2010-03-06 20:58:10 +0000 UTC]

I DONT TAKE IT, I'M MALE, I DISH IT OUT

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BeatFu In reply to claudetc [2010-03-06 20:59:50 +0000 UTC]

YOU'RE GONNA LEARN

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claudetc In reply to BeatFu [2010-03-06 21:05:02 +0000 UTC]

NO GET THAT THING AWAY FROM MEEEEE

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BeatFu In reply to claudetc [2010-03-06 21:06:02 +0000 UTC]

YOU WILL LIKE IT, I SWEAR TO GOD

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claudetc In reply to BeatFu [2010-03-06 21:09:40 +0000 UTC]

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BeatFu In reply to claudetc [2010-03-06 21:16:10 +0000 UTC]

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claudetc In reply to BeatFu [2010-03-06 21:18:46 +0000 UTC]

SAVE ME STAREDOG!

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BeatFu In reply to claudetc [2010-03-06 22:21:44 +0000 UTC]

NO STAREDOG WILL HELP YOU NOW, STAINS, GET HIM

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claudetc In reply to BeatFu [2010-03-06 22:32:07 +0000 UTC]

SPORF, USE BITE!

SPORF

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BeatFu In reply to claudetc [2010-03-06 22:37:23 +0000 UTC]

Now that's just silly.

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claudetc In reply to BeatFu [2010-03-06 22:41:49 +0000 UTC]

you're silly.

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BeatFu In reply to claudetc [2010-03-06 22:49:42 +0000 UTC]

Your mom is silly. OH BURN. THIRD DEGREE. YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOME OINTMENT FOR THAT.

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claudetc In reply to BeatFu [2010-03-06 23:16:51 +0000 UTC]

thats okay, i have lots

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BeatFu In reply to claudetc [2010-03-06 23:18:19 +0000 UTC]

We've rolled right back around to horrible innuendo, haven't we?

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claudetc In reply to BeatFu [2010-03-06 23:20:50 +0000 UTC]

no, i just get hurt a lot.

on the inside.

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BeatFu In reply to claudetc [2010-03-07 00:14:21 +0000 UTC]

Do you have scars?

On your heart?

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claudetc In reply to BeatFu [2010-03-07 00:16:20 +0000 UTC]

big ones shaped like beards.

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BeatFu In reply to claudetc [2010-03-07 02:09:31 +0000 UTC]

Okay well the beard wasn't THAT big so now you're just exaggerating. Which means LYING.

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claudetc In reply to BeatFu [2010-03-07 08:53:27 +0000 UTC]

i just woke up, i have no recollection of what we're talking abotu anymore.

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BeatFu In reply to claudetc [2010-03-07 09:10:32 +0000 UTC]

I-

uh. Something about how straight people are dirty perverts but then there was a beard and dogs and-

I don't-


What?

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claudetc In reply to BeatFu [2010-03-07 10:07:58 +0000 UTC]

I got cornflakes, you want some corn flakes?

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BeatFu In reply to claudetc [2010-03-07 10:18:55 +0000 UTC]

Aw fuck yes I do, I only have 4 months old generic Honey Smacks (what kind of name is that for a cereal anyway, and what do frogs have to do with honey, I am now irrationally upset) and I think my milk is going bad...

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claudetc In reply to BeatFu [2010-03-07 10:43:24 +0000 UTC]

is it not sugar smacks?

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BeatFu In reply to claudetc [2010-03-07 11:10:44 +0000 UTC]

They changed it 'cause sugar is BAD FOR YOU and obviously honey is in no way sugar, amirite?

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claudetc In reply to BeatFu [2010-03-07 11:14:37 +0000 UTC]

yeah cos the Smack part is just dandy

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BeatFu In reply to claudetc [2010-03-07 19:19:19 +0000 UTC]

Seriously though what does that entail, what exactly are they trying to say about the cereal? Most cereal is pretty self explanatory, but smacks?

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claudetc In reply to BeatFu [2010-03-07 22:35:38 +0000 UTC]

wifebeating frog selling heroin to children on puffed oats.

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BeatFu In reply to claudetc [2010-03-08 01:26:01 +0000 UTC]

Are they oats?
Holy shit. But I guess the backwards baseball cap is just hood enough for me to believe he sells heroine.

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ClosetExtrovert [2010-03-06 19:07:50 +0000 UTC]

ADVENTURE!

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Clock-workable [2010-03-06 19:06:31 +0000 UTC]

yep thats basicly round five in a nut shell

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