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yanserg [2024-07-30 03:46:29 +0000 UTC]
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DatOneNut [2022-11-30 16:38:09 +0000 UTC]
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Vakaris777 [2022-07-17 09:42:12 +0000 UTC]
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eta-gamma-14 [2019-08-24 23:44:41 +0000 UTC]
Fisherman 1: Moose balls!! We've been out here for a week, and we haven't caught squat!!
Fisherman 2: The captain's gotta be off his ocean chart to keep us drifting around when we haven't seen a trout or even a guppy. There's NOTHING OUT HERE AT ALL.
Godzilla and Mothra float by
Fisherman 2: Hopping Hoho's. Did...did you just see that?
Fisherman 1: I think I did. Or the seasickness is starting to mess with my head.
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phantomania-master [2019-08-21 13:40:47 +0000 UTC]
i just imagine Battra shouting in anger in the background
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bbb35 [2019-07-13 15:25:47 +0000 UTC]
Super cute, I adore it!!
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ZECTCustomUnit [2019-06-26 19:40:01 +0000 UTC]
Mothra: .....KONG...that....stooopid gurella...and his Faro Isla Berry Juice....and why does dat stoopid head foot squid face, OOOOOOOOdako is obsessed with Berry Juice...HE'S AN OCTOPUS...isn't he suppose to eat fish??? Like you?
Godzilla: ...err...um...I'm...not...into eating fish. You had too much to drink...just rest your head and go to sleep.
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ChopperJoe98 In reply to ZECTCustomUnit [2019-06-27 03:25:59 +0000 UTC]
XD omg that's brilliant. I need to write a fanfiction of this now
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ZECTCustomUnit In reply to ChopperJoe98 [2019-06-28 20:48:34 +0000 UTC]
Mothra: I know that we're on our honeymoon and that I shouldn't be worried. But, what about the kids?
Godzilla: Look. Rodan, Anguirus and Seesar are with them. And both our children love their Uncle Rodan. Though the kids can't get over that fact that their Uncle Rodan wimped out and started serving Ghidorah. I think the kids are still mad at him for that.
Mothra: Heh. Can't blame them. Rodan isn't the type to do that. I remember when he entered an erupting volcano to try and save his fellow brethren. Actually, there was a time he saved both you and Junior from Kiryu and took the hit for you guys. And my daughters love him very much because her always gave them piggyback rides. Not to mention Junior. He looks at Uncle Rodan as an older brother. It was heartbreaking when they learned about that. Speaking of which, I love that Junior and Leo accepted everything.
Godzilla: Junior and Leo are mature young men.
Mothra: You know. I always thought you weren't the parenting type with your temperament and all. But, when you adopted Minya, Minilla, Junior, and Erika. I was impressed that your that type.
Godzilla: Erika? Oh, Biollante. Well, she's technically my daughter, to a degree. Even still, I still look at her as family even though she's more plant than dinosaur. She and Junior are really close especially when Erika fed him roses when he was a baby. It was like an older sister watching over her little brother. I still laugh at the fact Junior is more vegetarian than carnivore despite his appearance.
Mothra: The wonders of humanity's curiosity and modern genetics.
Godzilla: Speaking of plant eaters, I still laugh at the fact that Oodako's favorite food are berries from Faro Island. Oh yeah, speaking of which, you know about the other two right?
Mothra: Oh that's right. Zuki...Godzooky. Your nephew. And then you also adopted Little Zilla Jr., the iguana/velociraptor mix. I never realized you had adopted that many.
Godzilla: I guess. Perhaps, Kong was a big influence; I mean he had a kid at one time.
Mothra: He did? What happened?
Godzilla: He perished a while back. He died saving humans. Look, I might adopt children; but it's hard for me to understand humanity.
Mothra: Don't worry. Not all humans are evil. You just have to accept their nature, they can't help it. Now, that I think about it. Rodan and Anguirus were your enemies before, but became best friends. After that, you started being accepting of others like Jet and Seesar.
Godzilla: And then me, Rodan, Anguirus, and Seesar had a soccer match.
Mothra: Hee hee hee. You also had that volleyball match with Ebriah the Sea Monster and those Kamacuras.
Godzilla: Speaking of enemies, we we're enemies once. I hate to admit it, but you beat me badly on a few occasions. You poisoned me once. Oh and there's that time you smashed a Ferris Wheel into my face.
Mothra: Well, you were always angry. Sometimes it took the combine efforts to keep you at bay. Battra took the brunt end of it.
Godzilla: Battra, now there's a name. He's still mad about our relationship.
Mothra: Give it time. I'm turning in. Good night.
Godzilla: Heh. Who knew my life would turn out like this.
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ZECTCustomUnit In reply to SOme112 [2019-10-30 20:28:47 +0000 UTC]
King Seesar: I do recall that that Zilla-dude had a partner who helped him fight Cyber Godzilla. Though he got his butt kicked. He lived though. So what's your power set?
Camazotz: You'll have to wait in 2020?
King Seesar: Well that other bat had a sonic scream? I know it's cliché, but bat monsters seems to always have that. As long as it's not a beam weapon.
Anguirus: Beam weapons are stupid. I hated when Rodan got a Fire Form and started using beams. I just don't agree with it. Godzilla too. And then he gained a laser beam and laser tail...I mean WTF
King Seesar: Just don't think about it.
Anguirus: NO! For no apparent reason, G started copying Gayos and Destroyer. I mean WHY!!!
King Seesar: Just leave it alone. You can roll up into a spike ball and I had a nifty jump kick and it turned out fine.
Anguirus: Still, I just don't like Rodan with beams. His gale force winds was destructive enough, he needed no beams.
King Seesar: True, you got mad about that, even called him a traitor. Then again, Baragon used lightning beams.
Anguirus: But decided not to use them as a Guardian Monster. Still not happy, I wasn't chosen as a Guardian Monster.
King Seesar: Couldn't be helped. You'll get you chance.
Anguirus: Speaking of which, you're a Guardian Monster. Heck, you even have a theme song for it like Mothra.
King Seesar: Don't remind me. That moth's song was beautiful and iconic, my song made me a laughing stock on par with Gamera's obnoxious song. (sigh)
Anguirus: I don't think it's not too bad; it is a summoning song after all. Gamera's song is essentially Kidz Bop. Speaking of which, hey, "Batmon", looks like you're another Mexican Kaiju.
Camazotz: I guess you can say that. My name is Mayan after all. As long as I'm not compared to being big as a battleship.
Angurius: Yeah, Q will not live that down for the rest of his life.
Camazotz: ...wait a minute..."Batmon"...?
Anguirus: Watch out for Mothra.
King Seesar: Bad pun, dude. Bad pun.
Anguirus: And Godzilla will be Camazotz's Superman, despite not being to scale.
King Seesar: The Simpsons already did that.
Anguirus: Have them in Japan with Godzilla and Rodan.
King Seesar: Craving Gold Eggs and Meay, huh. Heh.
Camazotz: You Showa Guys are nuts.
King Seesar: That whole era was nuts. Anyway, welcome to the Reiwa Era, now; where it's going to be a total unknown for all of us. Anyway, good luck to you next year.
Mothra Larvae/Minya: DOG PILE!!!
Rodan: GAH! WAIT KIDS NOT ALL AT ONCE! GAH!!! MY BACK! MY BACK!!!
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ZECTCustomUnit In reply to SOme112 [2019-11-01 02:35:39 +0000 UTC]
Rodan: Y'know...I still laugh at the fact that Mothra was more of a heroine than Captain Marvel.
Anguirus: It's not surprising though. She's always been like that. I mean it's just her and Biollante that are among the girls...not including her many daughters.
King Seesar: There was that exception, though.
Anguirus: Yeah, the Rebirth Trilogy where Leo shined. It's essentially him and that black grump we have to hold down. The only two male "Mothra" in the franchise. MOMthra was always popular with children, women, and the elderly; oh and the animal kingdom, even dinosaurs loved her.
King Seesar: She's not the Goddess for nothing. I still don't want to call her Queen of the Monsters. Goddess or Empress is fine with me.
Anguirus: Heh. You're just as old world as she is. For me, I don't mind if she is Queen of the Monsters. Speaking of which, how's the shoulder, Goobleygooker?
Rodan: SHUT UP!
Anguirus: It's just too fun messing with you right now. For crying out loud, man; Mothra was always the peacemaker in Monster Island and you go behind her back like that. It's cringeworthy, yet I can't stop laughing.
King Seesar: Yeah. Getting slapped around like that. You knew she was an ass kicker, why did you challenge her anyway? You know how powerful she can become you know.
Rodan; S-S-S-SHHHUT UP!!!
King Seesar: It's not like you to do that, bird brain. Why now of all things?
Rodan: I COULDN'T HELP IT!!!
King Seesar: I get it. Mothra has a popularity that is on par with G's.
Rodan: BUT I'M RODAN DAMN IT!!! THE SAMURAI OF THE SKIES THEY CALLED ME!!!
Anguirus: Who then wimped out and started using beams. *snicker*
Rodan: SHUT UP!!! WHY DO I GET FLACK FOR IT AND THE MOTH DOESN'T!!!
Anguirus: You are a mutant dinosaur, just like me; but live like normal dinosaurs. We don't eat nukes like G does. The only reason you got beams in the first place is that G shot you too many times. That in itself is insulting. Mothra is a goddess; despite being a giant bug, she is deemed a god. She's more like Seesar than us.
Rodan: SEESAR DOESN'T HAVE ANY BEAMS!!!
Anguirus: No, but he reflects them. Seesar could've been equipped with beams but chose fighting prowess instead. Much respect to him.
King Seesar: Aww, thanks man.
Anguirus: Honestly, I want other monsters to get an opportunity. I want a Buddy Road Trip Movie featuring all three of us. Most likely though, Legendary will give Mothra another trilogy.
Rodan: NO! NO! NO NEED FOR ANOTHER MOTHRA TRILOGY!!! THAT STUPID BUTTERFLY!!!
King Seesar: Aww, man. Why you doing her dirty like that?
Rodan: I CAN'T HELP IT!!!
King Seesar: Speaking of the Anime Trilogy...Godzilla was essentially a giant tree or an embodiment of Earth, right? There's a surprise for ya. And King Ghidorah was made of energy from another dimension. What next? Kevin gets his own spin off movie???
Rodan: THAT'S SO WRONG!!! KEVIN?! REALLY?!
King Seesar: Well, we don't know what Tywin Lannister will do to Kevin. Who knows, it might turn out great.
Rodan: ARGH!!!
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ZECTCustomUnit In reply to SOme112 [2019-11-02 00:46:07 +0000 UTC]
Camazotz: ...asexually?
Rodan: HELL NO!!! I'M NOT G.I.N.O./ZILLA. I had a girlfriend...we ate Meganulon...and unknowingly rescued miners because of it. How did humans repay us? THEY TRIED TO BLOW UP US AND SHE DIED...EVEN WHEN I ATTEMPTED TO SAVE HER. HUMANS KILLED HER AND IMPRISONED ME!!! AND YOU WANT TO THROW IN AN EMMERICH JOKE?!!! A IDIOT WHO DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER DOING RESEARCH ON US KAIJU?!!! WHO TREATED US LIKE A SYFY ORIGINAL MOVIE!!!
Camazotz: ...ok...ok...ok...I get it. Sorry, dude. Beats being a kaiju version of the Bayformers version of Starscream.
Rodan: SHUT UP BAT!!! THAT'S EQUALLY AS BAD IF NOT WORSE!!!
King Seesar: Hey Toto, I heard Legendary wanted to add you Daiei guys. I mean if they worked with Kong's RKO guys, why not you? I really want you guys to join us.
Gamera: Yeah, yeah. Dunno. Kadokawa Daiei seems not to be interested. I still remember when the Mouse wanted to use me.
King Seesar: Disney? Really? Oh yeah. What happened?
Gamera: Asexual.
King Seesar: Oh. NGH!!!
Gamera: Yep. Especially with all the praise we were getting with the Heisei Era stuff. I mean it was a duel between me and the moth during the 90s after G retired for a bit. Can you believe that Roger Ebert gave us praised. Meanwhile, Sony allowed the Siskel/Ebert bashing in the Zilla flick. Thank goodness Emmerich didn't decide to adapt me. Leave the asexuality to Gayos. It's makes sense for her.
King Seesar: So what happened with Disney?
Gamera: All I remember is that they wanted me to team with the Naked Gun dude...Leslie...Neilsen...I think his name was. He was in Surf Ninjas.
King Seesar: Probably wanted you to do a rendition of the Showa Era...I mean you had that obnoxious song.
Gamera: Please don't make fun of me about the song and the parodies that came after it. I'M NOT A CHILD MOLESTER!!! AND I'M NOT A NINJA TURTLE!!! AND I DON'T LIKE EATING OR BECOMING TURTLE SOUP!!!
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ZECTCustomUnit In reply to SOme112 [2019-11-06 02:39:15 +0000 UTC]
King Seesar: And now I picture Kevin being a variation of the anime Ghidorah.
Rodan: You seriously see Kevin being babyface?
King Seesar: Despite Kevin...being Kevin...1000 Years Dragon has a unique ring to it. Perhaps introduce the Dorats and Monster X and play off the Ghidorah mythos.
Anguirus: You legitimately see him as a defender of Earth?
King Seesar: Well, yeah. Starts as a weapon of war they does a face turn...
Rodan: How? Don't tell me some kid or priestess convinces him to fight for good.
King Seesar: The Monsterverse should have fun with what they do and try not to do something stupid for the sake of an agenda.
Rodan/Anguirus: ...hmmmmm...AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
King Seesar: The Tohoverse has always been subtle about their views compared to other franchises. We just play our cards straight and maybe we'll be picked up by Legendary.
Camazotz: You sure. Look at the MUTOs.
King Seesar: Still, I wouldn't mind some new blood, but the Tohoverse does have a library.
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kevinobill [2019-06-25 14:25:51 +0000 UTC]
A god and his guardian angel.
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MagnusTonitrum [2019-06-25 13:32:24 +0000 UTC]
I love these two dorks
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Hal0BAR [2019-06-18 19:14:48 +0000 UTC]
This is one of the weirdest ships I've seen.....but F@#$ it, I love it. ^^
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ClevzX In reply to Hal0BAR [2019-06-18 19:57:44 +0000 UTC]
: DDDD
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Hal0BAR In reply to ClevzX [2019-06-18 21:21:41 +0000 UTC]
RP ^^
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FallenAngel5414 [2019-06-18 13:54:59 +0000 UTC]
Awwww that’s beautiful...a bit similar to one of my drawings.~
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mushypepito123 [2019-06-18 05:13:53 +0000 UTC]
so much for happy endings.
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Pyrus-Leonidas [2019-06-18 02:52:35 +0000 UTC]
Most, adorable scene I have ever seen. Nice one!
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C6rown [2019-06-18 01:58:56 +0000 UTC]
Cute
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ClevzX In reply to C6rown [2019-06-18 02:17:00 +0000 UTC]
Thank you! ^^
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C6rown In reply to ClevzX [2019-06-18 03:02:45 +0000 UTC]
Yw
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