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Published: 2011-11-18 21:00:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 3041; Favourites: 33; Downloads: 122
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Lets not hope, Satan needs some love too.
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well he did kill way less people than God, isn't easily tricked, and is actually a far more sympathetic character than the ALL-knowing, ALL-powerful, and ALL-present God who could stop anything that displeases him easily. Also, I love your signature c:
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I bet Satan told you that.
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That is all so very true, I feel loved. Thank you random stranger!
you are welcome awesome stranger! 8D
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mfw looking through your profile. Religion and politics are a bad mix.
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I'm not a hippy. I'm not even american. Douche.
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Ah, so even lower on the food chain. Tisk.
no hippies please.
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Oh, Christ, here we go. Morons like you are why a lot of the world thinks the USA is mentally deficient. Is that all there is to life? Conservative Americans and Hippies? I don't even want to know how you feel about evolution, homosexuality, guns, etc, and I'm pretty sure you misused the term "food chain". Your attitude is almost as depressing as the fact you believe this ideology would improve things. Your smug sense of self superiority is utterly punchable. Go fuck yourself with a rake.
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I know this comment is random, but I laughed so hard when you started with; "Oh, Christ, here we go."
That's how I feel every single time xD
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Stereotypical tolerant liberal hippy. Bravo. Stay classy.
no hippies please.
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Are you trolling? If you are, well done, you were amazing. If not....well, I hope you're happy living in a world where most people don't see things the way you do, and where racists, religious fanatics and redneck, inbred cretins do. One thing though: could you please clarify what you meant to say in your last comment, without all the (probably overused to death) buzzwords? And, forgive me, but is your defenition of the word "hippie" (not "hippy", FYI) vastly different to the one which the rest of the educaded world uses? Please let me know, I feel like I'm missing out on something.
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I'm waiting. I'm not giving up trying to find out, you know.
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He got one-he's just a bitter asshole with stupid views who can't argue them.
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If Satan is supposed to be a metaphor for Democrats...you should probably be aware (if you aren't aware already) that the current congress has a Republican majority, and the Democrat president has low approval ratings.
So basically, you just made Democrats look like God.
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All Conservatives must.
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LOL this is great! You should do more of these!
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Characteristic of Fascism #8: "Religion and Government are Intertwined - Governments in fascist nations tend to use the most common religion in the nation as a tool to manipulate public opinion. Religious rhetoric and terminology is common from government leaders, even when the major tenets of the religion are diametrically opposed to the government's policies or actions."
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Characteristic of Communism: Religions are generally seen as a threat and are often persecuted indiscriminately, if not outright eliminated.
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In Marinaleda, Spain (A Libertarian Communist Farming Cooperative) the majority of the 2,708+ residents may be Atheists, but religion is recognized as a Civil Liberty.
In Cuba, Catholic Churches are packed with followers, and there's never a problem with that. That's that.
In the Socialist Republic of Vietnam and the Lao People's Democratic Republic, Buddhism is the common religion of citizens, with the suspected culture of Monasteries and Temples where Monks aside, though as a Republic leave Religion out of the confines of Government.
It's called 'Secularism', the only real way to have Freedom of Religion. leave religion in the hands of the citizens to freely practice, and leave it out of the government to ensure not one particular set of people are being discriminated against. Besides, you people don't seem to have a problem with eliminating Islam, how would that make you any different?
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USSR. North Korea. China. East Germany. You ever hear of the song, "The Internationale"? There is a lot of anti-God rhetoric spewed in some versions. As for Cuba, well, you've got me there. I stand corrected. Cuba is just special.
I do have a problem eliminating Islam and with those who want to. I have a grave problem with them. I always go back to the founding fathers and what they would do. As in, the government can't force a religion of their choice on me, but at the same time, some atheist doesn't have the right to sue a township over calling a Christmas tree what it is. Doesn't that sound a little petty to you?
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Too bad that none of those nations are true Communist societies. Not that one can ever exist.
"You people" seems to refer everyone with a conservative viewpoint, no? Seems a bit parochial to say such a thing. I`m on the conservative side of the fence, but I don`t support theocracy or the elimination of Islam. Well, the real Islam anyway. Not the radical crap fed to terrorists.
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But that doesn't stop you from voting for your representatives of choice who ARE in favor of these policies. Is that really your only choice?
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I vote for whomever I agree with more. It`s called weighing the costs. I may disagree with people on the right, but I disagree more with those on the left. That`s not to say that I wouldn`t vote for a Democrat if I liked more of his/her policies than I disliked.
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So.... anyone who dares be religious and a politician at the same time (and isn't afraid to mention it) is a fascist? Good argument.
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No, but nice strawman...it's intertwining religion and government. That isn't the same as simply being a religious politician. Religious people don't HAVE to subscribe to that. Someone can be religious but also believe that they shouldn't FORCE their religion on everyone else via the law.
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Saudi Arabia is another good example.
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If you keep posting socialist nonsense I will have to block you. I really don't want to because you make a useful example.
no hippies please.
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I know the truth hurts, dear, but it's for your own good.
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I find it sad that you do not see more parallels w/ the Socialist Left than the Conservative Right regarding Fascism.
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Also, the hypocrisy in that is that you believe anyone at least 'Left of Center' is the same as any Radical Maoist. If you think that's any different, then I don't think I'd need to prove how moronic you hicks are as you do it enough for me already.
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You know it to be true. If you didn't, you would've tried to bring forth a real debate, but instead you revert to your cute, nationalist slogans and catchphrases (Characteristic of Fascism #1) in time of doubt. Your pride's not going to save you from the collapse of the American Empire.
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No, the hypocrisy is that you're offended when the left is compared to communism, yet you throw around fascism almost as if you actually knew what you were talking about. Learn what fascism is, my friend.
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What's your definition of Fascism then? Fascism is a radical Right-Wing ideology, you may not follow it, but your representatives and propaganda outlets do in practice whether they know it or not. Corporations rule, Theocracy and Nationalism are commonplace, Scapegoats against racial, religious, political, and sexual minorities as a result of their oppression, Human Rights abuses are happening now as we speak with our 1st Amendment Rights being broken constantly by the ever growing Police State in our nationwide protests.
As our people are losing their homes and their jobs, we're left to fend for ourselves to deal with the heavy tax burden. Private Sector Unionization fell by a whole 75% which at the same time caused a 40% increase in income inequality. That's Consolidation, seen many times before in Fascist regimes. During the Cold War, U.S President Richard Nixon had sold military bases to Francisco Franco's regime and even calling him "General Franco was a loyal friend and ally of the United States." Franco being the same man that was backed by Hitler during the Spanish Civil War.
I'm fully aware of what I'm up against, it would be foolish for me not to. It's not that I'm upset that you're calling Leftists 'Communists' but more on the lines of you calling Centrists 'Communists', I.E the Neoliberal Capitalists. If you want to find Communists in the U.S, you're only going to find them in the Independents. After all, don't you remember the Red Scare? Mussolini and Hitler had their own during WWII as well. A lot of this may be new to you, but it's been around forever. Nazi Germany lost WWII, but Fascism won it, and everyday people seem to forget Eisenhower's speech on the Military Industrial Complex.
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Fascism is an authoritarian system wherein the state is held above the individual and is characterized by extreme nationalism, racism, and violent militarism and imperialism. I think I left something out, but you will have to forgive me for that. I'm not exactly at the top of my game.
The reason for that isn't that we're transforming into a fascist state. It doesn't work that way. The United States was just cursed with horrid leadership these past ten years. Do you honestly believe for one moment that a single person on capital hill cares what you think? I don't care if it's Pelosi or Boehner, it's all a façade for the public. Did you see how terribly they handled the debt crisis? With leadership like them, I'm amazed the United States hasn't been conquered or fell yet! Well, that and failed socialist entitlement programs.
It's not new to me. Fascism won nothing because history has been extremely cruel to fascism, yet very, very kind to communism. Communism and Fascism, despite being virtually the same minus the economic policies (fascism was 10x more successful), are viewed in two different lights, and that's dangerous.
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I know Richard Nixon didn't, hence why he tried to woo Francisco Franco during the Cold War.
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Please tell me what this means before my brain explodes. Too many possibilities.
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What is this even a poll of?
And I fecking hate Christmas.
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You didn't answer my question. You are not explaining what you actually want. Kind of like Occupy Wall Street.
You are just showing some situation where God is losing in some "poll" with absurdly specific percentages against "Satan" and "MTV". What the poll is for, we don't know. It could be popularity, or indicate what politicians are apparently influenced by.
You would be more direct by making yet another bland piece of red text (with a black background and cheap devil horns or fire) That just says "Obama is influenced by Satan".
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He'd do that too for sure. It's within his range of comedy.
The already very small range of Conservative Comedy.
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I think the metaphor here is that Obama thinks he's God.
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Reminds me about the episode of South park where Satan and Jesus are getting in a boxing match and Satan's the only one who bets the Jesus will win, and so he let's Jesus win to take all the money from the people that bet on himself! lol. I love that one.
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