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Published: 2013-06-17 18:18:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 3717; Favourites: 118; Downloads: 1
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And by "fictional", I mean Daedra worship, Eight Divines (although fuck em), Cthulu worship, etc.Why bother with those old-fashioned mainstream religions? Become a Molag Bal worshipper, and enjoy rape, domination and enslavement, or come and join together with fellow Kraken worshippers, he is our savior, or do you need a new god? Why not Zoidberg?
These religions, I swear to Dagon, are so much better than the mainstream ones.
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Why is someone from Africa worried about western politics?
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All hail the Goddesses of the Triforce!Β And may bring peace to Hyrule.
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Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nanda yo! (Translation: All hail lord Chin Chin)
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All praise the goddesses of Gamindustri!
They will make gaming great again and protect all gamers everywhere from the cancer of terrorists, religious fundamentalists, Fox News, evil hackers, corrupt gaming companies, and social justice warriors!
And they will give you all the weed, doritos, and mountain dew you want!
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I was about to say something like that.
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Lol yup. :3
It's the best fictional religion in gaming ever. :3
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Indeed, it is...let's not attack anyone who wants to convert, okay?
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all hail the cheeseburger shit monster god thing
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That's an insult to my kind.
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Religion is fictional. Belief in God is just as as fictional as worshipping Zoidberg.
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That's pretty insulting to religious people. It's not "fictional". It's something that people do.Β
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Personally I prefer the worshipping of Mata Nui.
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Remember in Pokemon when Arceus actually did stuff to help the humans, like turn a wasteland into a beautiful field perfect for harvesting? How amazing it would be to live in the world of Pokemon.
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LIKE if you love Okami Amaterasu.
Keep Scrolling if you love Orochi.
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You know Amaterasu is actually part of a real religion, right? It's called Shintoism. It's not fictional at all. Millions of people practice it.
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Can't exactly "like" a DA comment
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It's only a joke.
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Jedi seems pretty cool. I have a feeling my bother might follow it.
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Is eating spaghetti blasphemy if you worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster? I need to know before I convert.
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That's stupid. Monsters are made of meat, flesh and bone. No monster is made of a food object that never even came from an animal.
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All hail lords Sheogorath and Sanguine, cheese and booze for all!
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