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March? No Problem
(Karkat X Reader)
So this is a one shot thing, may be a bit crappy, and this has the whole March cross-dressing thing so enjoy this reader insert.
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It’s March, does that really matter? Not so much but it does a tiny bit to what your doing. Who are you? Well your name is ____, and with it being March you took up a little deal with your pal Karkat Vantas. You had asked him if he planned on cross-dressing for March, then it turned into an argument, then a deal between the two of you. You had wanted to see him cross-dress for March and the deal you ending up having to strike with him is that you both would have to cross-dress.
The details of the agreement are simple. You both keep together so your both safe from creeps that would try to take advantage or try to tease. You both also agreed that you’d just dress as each other since it wouldn’t be fair to go all out with the cross-dressing thing. It wouldn’t be fair in the sense that Karkat would have to wear skirts and high heals in cold winter while you wore baggy jeans and heavy sweaters.
You both dressed pretty similarly so there wasn’t that much of a problem with the entire cross-dressing situation for either of you. You two were even the same size when it came to clothes so you just switched clothes with each other. You had gotten Karkat to try managing his hair so he’d seem a bit more feminine and you let your hair get messy and wore hats. The only major difference in what the two of you wore was that you had to wear boxers and Karkat had to wear panties and a bra. He let you continue wearing your own since he thought it wouldn’t be fit for you not to wear one even for the sake of cross-dress.
What are you doing right now? Well right now you have Karkat visiting you, and your both watching one of your favorite shitty RomComs. You yourself love them and Karkat is always up for watching them with you even when you both called bullshit on them.
You were laying out in his lap while he was laying back on your couch. Karkat’s lap was warm and comfortable and Karkat didn’t mind you laying on him. You do that to most of your friends so it isn’t odd, it also isn’t a surprise you do it to Karkat the most often since he’s the only one willing to watch RomComs with you for hours straight. You loved his company and you secretly just plan loved him.
You enjoy anytime you can spend with Karkat ever since you met him. His hot temper got to you from time to time but you always ended up yelling back or managing to calm him back down. You love being near him even if he doesn’t really like being around anyone. A few RomComs was always enough to get him to stay and you are thankful for that. You could always hide how you felt for him and keep him guessing. He is a master of RomComs so he should start catching the hints soon if he already hasn’t.
You curled up to his chest hugging him as you felt somewhat tired. Karkat looked down at you as you had your eyes half hooded and smirked in your mind. You glanced up while he wasn’t looking and saw the blush on his face.
“COULD YOU NOT LAY ON MY CHEST ____?” Karkat tried not to yell since it wasn’t exactly necessary.
“Why it isn’t like I’m laying on anything.” You said with a smirk as you poked at his puffed out chest. Only reason it almost appeared he had a chest was because you let him borrow a few of your bras and had him stuff them.
“THAT’S NOT THE PROBLEM, I JUST DON’T WANT YOU ON MY CHEST.” He was blushing, you chuckled.
“Whatever, I’m going to listen to your blood pumper.” You said pressing your ear against his chest.
You listened carefully smiling as you heard it’s loud thumps. It seemed to be abnormally fast making you chuckle. You looked up at him seeing him scowl at you with blush across his face.
“Well someone’s not happy. If you really want to pass as a girl for this cross-dressing thing you need to pout not scowl.” You said squishing his cheeks.
“WHATEVER _____.” He tried pouting at you, you blushed slightly but smiled.
You chuckled off your blush and laid back down in his lap as you continued watching the movie. You occasionally looked up from time to time analyzing Karkat’s facial expressions. You love trying to guess his emotions when he doesn’t notice. You noticed a smirk start tugging at his lips.
“AM I SO APPEALING AS A GIRL YOU CAN’T HELP BUT STARE?” He sounded so casual, you couldn’t help but blush.
“I’ll admit you’re a pretty girl.” You said with a chuckle to try keeping cool.
“YOU’RE PRETTY HANDSOME YOURSELF.” He hand pulled you up so you were sitting in his lap.
You scowled, you didn’t mind sitting in Karkat’s lap but you were embarrassed. You tried fighting back your blush but you didn’t do so well with that. Sighing in defeat of your emotions you rested your head on Karkat’s shoulder. He didn’t seem to mind, he held you closer to him infact.
“You really are charming as a guy ____, leaves me pretty blown away.” He was whispering in your ear making you shiver.
“Stop teasing girly, besides,” You slide off Karkat’s lap confusing him. You lifted him and before he could protest you dropped him down and sat on his stomach. “I’m pretty sure I have the dominance here Kitty.”
Karkat grumbled trying to get you off him, you chuckled leaning towards him as you sat on him calmly. He tried pushing you off but you simply grabbed his hands and pulled them around you. You decided not to worry about surprising him with feelings, this was fun and the perfect moment to mess around with it.
You laid down over him, he was clearly blushing. You chuckled and reached up grabbing hold of his horns, his breathing hitched and he seemed to be holding something back. You smirked in his face and rubbed his horns, his breath turned heavy and he let out a soft moan. You retreated your hands and grinned in his face. He was blushing clearly embarrassed by his sound, you weren’t done teasing him. You cuddled him burying your head in the crock of his neck.
“Love you Karkat.” You whispered it in his ear.
You looked down to see Karkat was blushing and had some trace of happiness hidden in his eyes. He leaned as far up as he could and brought you down with a hand to your neck. Your lips met his in bliss, he had his spare hand on your lower back and you were propping yourself up with your hands on both sides of his head. He tangled his hand in your hair while you memorized the taste of his lips. Despite how bitter his attitude was his lips were sweet and tasted of cherries, you wonder for a moment if he put on chap stick. You yourself always test fresh from your habit of eating mints.
You let one hand rest on his chest , you laid down against him. You could feel his heart beating and parted for air. You looked him in his grey and red laced eyes, happy as you could be.
“Flushed for you ____. Matesprits?” His voice was soft and sweet, you gave him a quick peck on the cheek.
“Matesprits.” You simply said resting your head in his chest.
“If March means wasting time with you than March is no problem.” You chuckled at Karkat’s comment with a grin on your face.
Comments: 423
SMstargazer In reply to ??? [2014-03-17 23:57:03 +0000 UTC]
Sky: *is already hating the movie because of the creepy plot* AH *buries her face in Karkat's chest as the clown guy kills the two guests* *looks at the TV and continues this pattern until her SCARRY jump scare* AHHHHHH *screams loudly and practice jumps On Karkat landing in his lap and hugging him tightly burring her face in his sweater* OH MY GOD A HATE THIS MOVIE *yells but it is muffled slightly by Karkat's sweater*
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kendiwolf In reply to SMstargazer [2014-03-18 00:20:24 +0000 UTC]
Lei: *holding back laughter* oh he better fucking thank me now... and he better not screw this u- *sudden realization on how the movie might offend her sweet baby gamzee in all ways(gamzee may be taller than a fucking tree, but to her ((when he's all hyped up on sopor at least)) he's just as sweet and innocent as a small wiggler), and scare her guest(sky only because eridan fell asleep with his head on lei's leg while she was comforting him) half to death because she's in a house on a stormy night with a clown.*
Lei: SHIT!! *jumps up accidentally dropping eridan's head and races over stopping the movie with a grim look on her face*
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SMstargazer In reply to kendiwolf [2014-03-18 00:24:53 +0000 UTC]
Sky: *looks up* Lei are you ok? *a loud scream comes from the TV* AHH *hides her face again* its not real its not real its not real its not real *whimpers to herself*
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kendiwolf In reply to SMstargazer [2014-03-18 01:27:17 +0000 UTC]
Lei: ahahahahahaha yeah..... I'm fine.... heheh.... yeah.... it's not real.... hang on
*goes downstairs for a second* *comes back up pale and sweating* aaahggghh k-k-karkat c-c-come here p-please like.... NOW!!
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SMstargazer In reply to kendiwolf [2014-03-18 11:01:39 +0000 UTC]
Sky: I'm gonna see if Eridan is ok *gets up* Eridan are you ok?
Eridan: n-no *hugs me* THIS MOVIE IS SCARRY!!!!!!!
Sky: Yah I know *looks up at you* Lei.... are you ok?
(can you be yourself and Karkat while I be me and Eridan?)
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kendiwolf In reply to SMstargazer [2014-03-18 11:47:13 +0000 UTC]
Lei: ahahahaha okay you go do that..... *pulls karkat over* *whispers* I'm freaking out karkat!! I went to check on gamzee and he wasn't there!! Do you think he saw the movie we were watching, I would hate for him to be offended.... or worse.... get any ideas from the movie.... in case you haven't noticed, we live in a big house, it's storming, AND HE'S A CLOWN!!
Karkat: *whispers* SHUSH!! do you want to scare sky and eridan?!? I think you're letting your paranoia get to you, maybe he just left to go use the bathroom or something, or get more sopor or faygo, just calm down an- *he gets cut off by the power going out in the house*
Lei: okay, forgive me for turning into eridan here but..... WWEH!! *whines* SEE TOLD YOU!!!
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SMstargazer In reply to kendiwolf [2014-03-18 19:40:55 +0000 UTC]
Sky: *is trying to pry Eridan off of her* ERIDAN I'M NOT A POLLOW!
Eridan: But SK- *the lights go off* AH *yelps in surprise*
Sky: *gasps looks around* fuck... at least there is enough light to see...
Eridan: Wwhat the glub are you talkin about Sky I cant see a thing....
Sky: You can't? Oh I can *looks down at him* Eridan the reason you cant see anything is because your eyes are closed...
Eridan: Oh *opens his eyes* oh noww I can see *sheepish grin*
Sky: Yah, and could you please stop hugging me, you like a boa constrictor, you have been tighten your grip on me for the last minute
Eridan: Oh sorry Sky *lets go*
Sky: Its fine *leans against to wall of the house* well.....
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kendiwolf In reply to SMstargazer [2014-03-18 22:07:23 +0000 UTC]
Karkat: *still whispering to me* I don't think she realizes anything, let's not scare her.
Lei: *devilish smile* why not? at least enough to scare eridan!
Karkat: *not whispering anymore cause we all know karkat can't do that for long* WHAT!! NO ARE YOU CRAZY?!! WE DON'T WANT TO SEND THEM INTO A PANIC!!!
Lei: pffftt- you just did.... or started it anyway, let me finish it for you. Hey sky, eri, did you guys even think about the three main true facts connected to the movie and now
Karkat: NONONONONONONO SHUT UP LEILAN FUCKING SHUT UP!!! *trys(and fails) to cover lei's mouth*
Lei: *holding karkat back* One: it's storming. Two: Gamzee's a clown, and missing for that matter. an- OW, DID YOU JUST FUCKING BITE ME??! THREE: THE POWER'S OU-
HoNk
Lei: --cue freaking the fuck out with karkat--
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SMstargazer In reply to kendiwolf [2014-03-18 23:01:29 +0000 UTC]
SKy: yah i know, but still Erid- AH *looks over at Karkat startled* uh... *listens to Lei* w-what *starts hyperventilating* ahhh *whimpers shaking like a leaf*
Eridan: Gamzee? *starts shaking*
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kendiwolf In reply to SMstargazer [2014-03-18 23:25:53 +0000 UTC]
Karkat: aaahh no no, shh it's okay sky! *rushes over to comfort sky* I'm sure he just went to go get more sopor or faygo or something! *glares at lei* you fucking asshat. You just HAD to do that and scare them didn't you?
Lei: *pulls horn out from behind her back* yes. I did. I'm super sorry sky but I just couldn't help myself! *starts giggling*
Karkat: *sighs* don't worry sky, my sister is just being a douche. I will go find gamzee and see if he's okay. Lei can go find kankri an-
AAAAAHHH!!
Lei&kar: KANKRI!!
~both lei and karkat go tearing off out of the attic to find their brother, before karkat left he tells sky, "stay here and stay safe"~
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SMstargazer In reply to kendiwolf [2014-03-18 23:40:32 +0000 UTC]
Sky: *is still whimpering and shaking* o-ok... *waits*
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kendiwolf In reply to SMstargazer [2014-03-19 00:27:30 +0000 UTC]
~Lei goes straight for the library while karkat backtracks and heads back to the attic. gamzee was already there, soaking wet(cause he climbed through the window to stay out of sigh from lei) and soon kankri came in, a little grumpy but kind of giddy.~
Karkat: *snickering* okay, to explain things a bit, we're going to scare the shit out of lei. Kankri locked her in the library for a short amount of time so we can get into our places. Gamzee being the psycho killer and we are going to be disappearing and reappearing as "dead" later on. The entire time the storm is going which gets her nerves frazzled but she will be focusing on finding us. only to find us "dead" in various places. Gamzee will proceed to 'hunt' her while honking and painting on the walls with paint the same color as our blood, just to freak her out some more.
Kankri: Now please remember, our dear leilan is prone to anger so anything she says or does after she finds out about this little.... *stops to glare slightly at karkat(who planned the entire thing like a boss douche brother)* escapade that may trigger you in any way, I'm sure she will not mean it. Trigger warnings #anger #yelling #curse words #possible silent treatment
Karkat: yeah yeah, our dear kankri here is gonna sit in here listening to the mayhem and not be involved in any of it because he is a major stick in the mud!! in which case, the attic will be locked. also, heheh, I stole her phone.
Kankri: You did what!? karkat do you know how extr-
Karkat: SOCK IT TRIGGER LOVER!!
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SMstargazer In reply to kendiwolf [2014-03-19 00:37:29 +0000 UTC]
Sky: *is stifling laughter* pfh-THIS IS PERFECT HAHAHAHAHA *rolls around laughing her head off* ok so...... yah... wait wear did you get blood colored paint and mine isn't the same color as anybody's in hear... its a brighter shade of red.....
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kendiwolf In reply to SMstargazer [2014-03-19 02:06:51 +0000 UTC]
Karkat: I know you're blood color, I lightened it with a little white and (after getting over everything bout them looking like blood AND them being in a paint PAIL) rose got them for me, she was completely on board for scaring the shit out of my sister, truth be told, me and gamzee have been planning this for about three weeks, heh, we just needed the perfect crime scene and viola, she suggests it.
okay, now on to the plan, gamzee, you're gonna paint sky and eridan to look like they've been mutilated then place them in their spots around the house that she'll see when running back to the main room and when she tries to get into the attic, it'll be locked- kankri says nothing and does nothing or he gets tied up- and she'll be trapped. Everything will fall into place perfectly all you guys have to do is look dead, oh and scream when I send you the message via phone. okay?
Kankri: *looking much grumpier than before* *suddenly gets an idea and is happy for two split seconds but makes his face grumpy again* karkat, you're just gonna have to tie me up because I cannot see or help with doing this to our dear sister.
Karkat: What!? Kankri, this was basically your idea!! I just planned it and edited it. and you will not help her in any way!!
Kankri: *gets ready to yell for lei*
Karkat: NO *pounces on kankri(who is acting very well by 'struggling') and ties him up and gags him(with all the affectiong form a brother, of course.)* there, that should hold him till we get finished with this. *turns to evil-doing party* You guys ready?
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SMstargazer In reply to kendiwolf [2014-03-19 02:10:22 +0000 UTC]
Sky: *nods* ok..... *listens* ok, uh just so you know my scream is very loud and.... well high pitched.......... but yah anyways lets go!!!!!!! *smirks* this will be AWESOME!!!!
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kendiwolf In reply to SMstargazer [2014-03-19 12:28:59 +0000 UTC]
~Sky and Eridan left with Gamzee to go get painted and set in place. Karkat stayed in the last room and painted himself after locking the attic from the outside so lei couldn't get in, knowing she would be to scared and in a hurry to actually open it herself.~
~Back to Lei stuck in library.~ --distant scream(eridan)--
Lei: *jumps slightly* holy shit ... okay, I just need to turn the pin here and hold this still and...... *click* Got it! *throws open door* alright so- *lightning flashes, lighting up the dark place for a split second(there being a shadow of gamzee somewhere)*
Lei: *whining softly* Haha.... okay karkat.... you got me.... really funny, come out now.....
~there was a scream(eri) and a honk from behind her along with some thunder, all scaring her enough to send her running for the common room, where she is greeted by a trail of violet 'blood' leading behind the couch.~
Lei: *breathing heavily and kind of shaking* C'mon karkat, it's not funny anymore..... stop hiding please.... *sees blood* oh shit......
~Lei follows the trail hesitantly around the couch, when she sees what is behind it, she lets out a frightened yelp and tears start forming in her eyes. There lied eridan in a puddle of his blood and flopped about as if he were thrown there. She reached out for him but another scream, more high pitched(sky), and another honk seemingly from the library scared her away from grieving. She went running while crying through the kitchen(where there was 'blood' and 'honk' scattered about) and up the stairs, where she stopped to catch her breath.~
Lei: *almost hyperventilating and tears streaming down her face* E-er-eridan.....
~when she stopped, she accidentally leaned on an open door, causing her to fall in and land in a puddle of something. She stood and looked at what covered her back and hands, only to be stricken with horror at the sight of light red blood. She only slowly looked up, half expecting to see what she thought, the other half not wanting an of this to be true.~
~she looks to her horror to see sky, rolled over in her own pool of her blood, her eyes rolled back into a dead state. Tears continued streaming down her face.~
Lei: S-sky....
~She was jolted out of her stricken horror when honks coming closer and the sound of stomping steps coming up the stairs. Lei raced down the hallway to the last room, struggling with the door as the sound grew closer due to the blood on her hands.~
~she finally gets it open but soon her arms fall limp at the sight she came in to. Karkat..... sitting slumped against the back wall in his own flood of candy red blood. He is littered with cuts and scratches(makeup).~
~Lei slowly walks to the halfway point in the room, in a shocked and broken state. She falls to her knees just staring at her brother and soon, she begins to weep, not aware of the silent fucking ninja clown coming in behind her~
Lei: Kar.....karkat..... *whispering/crying* you fucking idiot, why did you leave me alone....
HoNk SiS!
~and with that, lei launched like five feet in the air screaming at the top of her lungs~
Lei: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
~she backs into a corner in the wall breathing heavily and fast and crying~
Lei: G-gamzee....
~she didn't get time to say anything else for karkat started laughing his ass of just as the lights came on~
Karkat: BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *on the floor laughing really hard* YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACE!!! *still laughing, so much to a point his face turns red* Y-YOU.... YOU L-LAUNCHED.... *he made a hand notion as to point in the air*
~At first she sat there looking confused... yeah... that lasted for a few seconds before she realized what had happened. She was still hyperventilating and kind of crying so the only thing she could do was slump against the wall and slowly fall to the ground~
Karkat: *stops laughing and wipes a tear from his face* SKY! ERIDAN! YOU CAN COME BACK IN HERE NOW!
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SMstargazer In reply to kendiwolf [2014-03-19 19:18:16 +0000 UTC]
Sky: *is acting dead when Lei passes* *hears karkat yell for her to come in* OK!! *stands whipping the candy red paint from her face and her hands* AHAHA WHAT DID SHE LOOK LIKE!!! *walks into the room*
Eridan: *comes running in* LEI!!!!! I'M SORRY WWE DID THIS WWILL YOU FORGIVVE US *looks sad*
Sky: Eridan calm down it was just a prank ;D and anyways I'm sure she will forgive us sooner or later ;3
Eridan: but wwhat if she doesn't *continues to look sad*
Sky: *looks at Lei* you'll forgive us wont you?
Eridan: *walks over and hugs you* PLEASE!
Sky: *walks over to Karkat and stands next to him waiting for Lei's response* Well?
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kendiwolf In reply to SMstargazer [2014-03-19 23:02:03 +0000 UTC]
~once lei caught her breath she stood up an made a face only karkat knew, the face she made before she was going to blow up and scream at everybody~
Karkat: Shit, guys she's mad.
Lei: *comes storming up to karkat* YOU FUCKING ASSHAT!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS!!
~tears started forming in her eyes as she yelled~
Lei: DO YOU KNOW HOW SCARED I WAS?!?! I actually.....*tears start falling down her face again as she begins to crumble* a-actually thought... y-you w-were a-all dead.....
Karkat: *lightens up a little bit* Hey... don't do that... don't.... don't fucking guil-
Lei: a-and... I thought... g-gamzee.... w-was...
~she begins to cry and wipe the tears away at the same time, just standing there with eridan hugging her*
Lei: Eridan get off me! I'm still mad at you..... you had me worried so much.... *pushes eridan off*
Karkat: Y'know kankri-
~he was cut short with a loud thud from the attic making lei jump because she was still jumpy from the terror she just went through.~
Lei: Kankri!! where is he?! he wsn't in on this too was he?!? if he was, I will have no one to trust any more... except maybe tavros...
Karkat: Actually, tavros was the one who shut off the lights and locked the front and back doors, in case you took any detours *snickers* and kankri is in the attic tied up, truth be told he-
Lei: UGH YOU ASSHOLE!! *punches karkat in the arm(hard enough to sting, not hard enough to bruise)* I can't trust anybody!!! except kankri, since he was tied up in the attic *glares at karkat before going into the attic and untying kankri*
~Kankri hugs lei as she tries not to cry again and is still slightly shaking~
Kankri: Leilan! are you okay? I told them not to scare you and I tried to stop them!
Lei: yeah kankri I'm fine, I'm just so happy you had nothing to do with this, at least I can still trust you.
Karkat: but lei he was-
Kankri: I'm so glad they didn't scare you too much, we wouldn't want you going into "The Trauma" now would we, I tried to tell them over and over again about the triggers of.... (blah blah blah that lei likes to listen to)
~karkat was glaring at kankri while kankri smirked (semi)evilly back at him while talking and lei couldn't see this because she was too busy buring her face in his sweater and listening to him talk(which sooths her for some oddball reason)~
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SMstargazer In reply to kendiwolf [2014-03-19 23:19:57 +0000 UTC]
Sky: *is glaring at Kankri* grr *growls angrily* KANKRI!!!!!!! YOUR THE ONE WHO FUCKING LOVKED HER IN THE LIBRARY YOU FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT!!!!!!! *yells angrily*
Eridan: SKY I DONT THINK YOU SHOULD TELL HER THAT!
Sky: *looks at him* Well I just did! So go ahead and Kill me! I'm such horrible person *says sarcastically waving her hands around*
Eridan: Sky....
Sky: WHAT!
Eridan: -_- I dont think your helping
Sky: what ever, Lei I'm sorry but I'm gonna go draw or something *walks out of the room her tail swishing slightly*
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kendiwolf In reply to SMstargazer [2014-03-20 00:02:06 +0000 UTC]
~lei took a small breath before muttering some angry trigger warnings in kankri's sweater. then shoving him away~
Lei: KANKRI!! YOU JERK!!*desperately trying no to curse* CAN I TRUST NO ONE IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN HOUSEHOLD!! YOU TWO WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY BROTHERS!! GOD DAMMIT!!! *she gets so mad that she kicks something across the room*
~lei goes on ranting until something stung her neck~
Lei: OW WHAT THe- fuck..... I d..don't feel so ......good *passes out falling to the ground*
Karkat: LEI!!
Kankri: LEILAN!!
~they both run to her side as she hits the floor~
(complete turn of events..... sol got some knew robot bee's and he's testing them out on someone... specifically someone of the vantas house prone to rage....)
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SMstargazer In reply to kendiwolf [2014-03-20 00:28:30 +0000 UTC]
Sky: *is in the living room drawing when she hears the thud* huh? *hears the karkat and kankri scream* AHH *drops her notepad and runs back to the room* WHAT HAPPENED!! *she yells* LEI!!!!! *see's Lei on the floor* LEI! *rushes forward and nudges Kankri out of the way to get a look at her* (the lights in this room are still out) FUCK I CAN SEE A GOD DANM THING! BOTH OF YOU MOVE!!! *yells at them and they stand and step back a few paces* Grr *creates a small ball of blue flame, just big enough to fill the room with a blue glow but not enough so set anything on fire* ok stay *makes it so the the ball stays in midair* hmm..... *looks over lei* whats that *turns her head to the side gently and see's the sting mark* ....bees, I can tell from the size and shape of the the sting.... *looks at it more closely* but wear is the stinger.... *creates a tiny blue flame on her finger tim and gets it close to the sting but not close enough to burn her* there it is *transfers the fire to the left* ok *sighs* this is gonna be tricky, it in there deep but i dont wanna hurt her..... *thinks* my nails aren't long enough of sharp enough to get it.... *her mouth is slightly ajar* oh... it could work... Lei I'm sorry... please dont wake up cuz that would be weird.
Eridan: What are you gonna do?
Sky: I'm gonna use my fang to get it out because nothing else will, and if we dont it will get infected...
Eridan: r u sure thats gonna even work
Sky: yah I've done it before but dont startle me because if you do i'll actually cut her....
Eridan: ok
Sky: ok this is gonna look weird but i'm not sucking her blood ok! *leans down and sinks her left fang ingot the sting than pulls it out keeping her mouth wide open* UGH! *reaches up and takes the stinger off of her fang* hmm *stands and looks at the stinger close to the light of the fire* this isn't a normal bee stinger.... its made of metal.....
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kendiwolf In reply to SMstargazer [2014-03-20 01:22:58 +0000 UTC]
Karkat: I texted tav to tell him to turn the rest of the lights on so they sho- *lights come on* yeah. btw, that really did look weird... but it doesn't matter what matters now is why is sollux targeting my sister with robo-bees in the middle of the night!!
Kankri: hm, it is weird but I wouldn't dwell on it now, with all our running about throughout the night I think it might be best to get some sleep and figure this out in the morning, its what... *checks phone* 1 am in the morning!! I really missed my curfew ...
Karkat: *rolls his eyes* as stupid and stuck up as you sound right now, you're right, we need to get some sleep. *eyes start drooping and yawns* besides, I'm sure lei will be fine till morning right?
Kankri: unless the stinger had poison, in which case we might want to check on sky.
Karkat: the stinger didn't have poison you dumbass, he doesn't want to hurt her!
(sol and dave are planning something, they need to knock lei out for it. [hint] they are going to kidnap her for this certain thing)
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SMstargazer In reply to kendiwolf [2014-03-20 01:35:18 +0000 UTC]
Sky: Kankri it wan't poisoned and anyways your right *yawn* I'm tired, so lets all just go to bed..... I jsut relised on my rush to get over hear I forgot to bring my sleeping bag... Fuck.....
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kendiwolf In reply to SMstargazer [2014-03-20 02:18:53 +0000 UTC]
(somewhere off in a different dimension, a different dimensional lei screams 'I TOLD YOU TO BE READY' scaring the crap out of her other dimensional friends...)
~time skip to after they went to bed and they are now waking up~
Kar: *yawns and sits up* okay, guys get up it's time to- *realizes lei is gone* shit, did she already wake up? *takes a subconscious glance at gamzee, who was still sleeping* okay then, that's weird... she's never up earlier than everybody else... even when drugged.
~he goes looking through the house for his sisteronly to find her not in the house and the front door slightly open, he races back to the room everybody was sleeping in~
Kar: GUYS!! GET UP, LEI'S MISSING!!
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SMstargazer In reply to kendiwolf [2014-03-20 02:42:09 +0000 UTC]
Sky: *opens her eyes sleepily* huh? WAIT WHAT *jumps to her feet* WHAT DO U MEAN SHE IS GONE!!!! WHERE THE FUCK COULD SHE HAVE GO- *stops suddenly* what the fuck is that smell? *walks over to were Lei was and sniffs* it's like some type of perfume..... No it's to masculine. Hmm.... *is following her nose with her eyes closed to try to follow it better when she bumps int Karkat accidentally kissing him*
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kendiwolf In reply to SMstargazer [2014-03-20 12:41:22 +0000 UTC]
--karkat kisses back, surprised but not rejecting a random kiss anytime soon--
(other dimension lei says, "blech" making her get weird looks from other dimension friends)
Kankri: *opens his eyes and sits up* hmm... *sees kar and sky kissing* uh..... guys.... is it really the most perfect time to be doing that? I think karkat just said that lei was missing, shouldn't we be working on that?
--karkat stops kissing and glares at kankri--
kar: ugh fine yeah, sky weren't you following some scent trail?
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SMstargazer In reply to kendiwolf [2014-03-20 20:05:51 +0000 UTC]
Sky: *is blushing brightly* meh! *relaxes and raps her arms around his neck as they kiss* *kankri interrupts* huh? *looks over at him* oh um sorry *blushes brightly* yah I was *steps back and looks at the ground* yah I was... *looks around* ok *sniffs* ok I got it, follow me *follows it*
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kendiwolf In reply to SMstargazer [2014-03-20 22:45:38 +0000 UTC]
~since I have no idea where you're going I have no choice but to change the point of view.... (le sigh)okey, now we are with the captors(omg lolz, I had too!) and lei.~
~at sol's hive in the living room, two annoying troll abductors talk near the couch~
Lei: *still unconscious, lying on a couch, a yellow couch(hurhurhu).*
Sol: tho your thure the will follow the thent?
Dave: Yeah totally, I mean, lei's her friend and she IS part cat so why wouldn't she?
Sol: okay..... why are we doing thith again?
Dave: *el sigh(nice going sol, you forced a mexican sigh out of dave, you happy?)* okay, for the last time, we're only doing this to mess with kar AND force him and his family into the party we are going to have today. Where roxy will come and we will all get stoned. yup. no but for real, I wanted to see what fish dick would do when I stole away his crush, I figured if he's going to have a flush-whatever on my girlfriend I can mess with him a little, meaning when they get here and he hugs the shit out of her I'm gonna get mad and he's gonna freak out and back off.
Sol: okay, but won't lei get like, thuper pithed when the findth out you did thith jutht to make eridan upthet? And what'th your exuthe for when the athketh you why you trollnapped her?
Dave: I don't know, I didn't think that far.
Sol: *facepalm x1 combo* okay whatever, at leatht I'm not in thith.
Dave: actually, you are, I used your robo-bees to knock her out.
Sol: *facepalm x2 combo* thit! why?? no the'th gonna be mad at me! have you theen her rageth?! the'th worthe than I am! I'm out dickfathe, you can handle thith on your own.
Dave: whatever.
~sol leaves do go code until the angry 'you stole my sister' vantas-and-friends party comes.~
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SMstargazer In reply to kendiwolf [2014-03-21 00:43:17 +0000 UTC]
Sky: *is still following the sent* hmm... *looks up* hey isn't that Sollux's hive? Well even if it is it is where the sent leads SO COME ON LETS GO KICK SOME ASS AND GET YOUR SISTER AND MY BFF BACK!!! *runs forward* GRR the door it locked.... I dont have time to pick the lock so of well, stand back...
Eridan: *steps back*
Sky: AHH *kicks down the door* GRRR *stomps in fuming* SOLLUX!!!!!!!!!! *yells at the top of her lungs, the anger showing* WEAR THE FUCK DID YOU PUT MY BFF YOU FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT!!!! *growls* (they are in another room)
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kendiwolf In reply to SMstargazer [2014-03-21 01:47:07 +0000 UTC]
Karkat: YEAH YOU ASS, GET DOWN HERE AND GIVE ME MY SISTER BACK!!
Kankri: YES I BELIEVE AN EXPLANATION IS IN ORDER FOR TROLLNAPPING OUR BELOVED SIBLING!! (damn kankri, he's so hard to make sound mad.)
~sol, not wanting to come down any more cause he can practically feel the anger from the bottom floor, just yells back at them~
Sol: THEIR IN THE LIVING ROOM, IT WAS DAVE NOT ME, AND I HAD NO PART IN THIS HE STOLE MY BEES
Dave: YOU ASS! ratting me out, not cool.
~Lei sits up slowly and groggily(she's still got robobeestingdrug running in her veins~
~she's mad(like she always is when someone wakes her before she's ready to get up~
Lei: who the FUCK, decided to wake the demon?! *she tries her hardest to be pissed, but she's so 'tired'(drugged) she manages to look adorable while trying to look mad. She stands up only to wobbily fall back down.*
Lei: fuuuuckk..... it's like *voice fading(she's falling back asleep)* jet.........lag *is passed out again*
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SMstargazer In reply to kendiwolf [2014-03-21 01:56:51 +0000 UTC]
Sky: STRIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!! *yells angrily* YOU ARE SOOOO FUCKING DEAD!!!!!!!! *stomps into the living room her hands glowing a soft blue, about to burst into flame* YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!! *yells at him and stomps over and punches him in the face in the process breaking his sunglasses* GRR *punches him again and a crack is herd as she breaks his nose*looks over at Lei* YOU BETTER NOT HAVE HURT HER BECAUSE IF YOU HAVE YOUR DOING TO HAVE MORE THEN A BROKEN NOSE TO WORRY ABOUT!!! *walks over to Lei and kneels beside her* Lei are you ok? *says in a lot softer and kinder voice than which she used when she was yelling at Dave*
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kendiwolf In reply to SMstargazer [2014-03-21 02:08:04 +0000 UTC]
(please ignore the douche dave in this, it's all for the sake of RP'ing)
Dave: ..... fucking cat bitch.... that wasn't supposed to happen nor was it expected.... shit... you broke my sunglasses (really dave? your fucking sunglasses?? shouldn't you be attending to your nose?!)
Karkat: *his face darkens in a way that says 'oh boy, you better run, you're about to die.. welp it was nice knowing ya.'* the fuck you just say?
Dave: dammit, why does that stupid vantas bitch have to have so many goddamn friends.....
Karkat: *his eyes are literally red with rage, along with kankri's too(surprisingly[not really, kri is more protective of lei than karkat sometimes])
Kar+Kri: THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY STRIDER!?!?!
~they go and beat the shit out of dave in a grueling way that I will not turn my attention to and instead go back to lei and cat and fish(hopefully, I dunno where eridan went...)~
~ Lei starts tossing and turning and groaning an shaking and whining and tears start falling down her face(she got dem nightmares)~
~she eventually shoots up and screams an earsplitting scream that freezes everybody so they can look at the origin of the sound.~
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SMstargazer In reply to kendiwolf [2014-03-21 02:25:45 +0000 UTC]
Sky: *when Dave calls her a bitch* what did you just call me? *eyes narrow* *karkat starts yelling at Dave and stuff* uh... *sits there and watches* *Lei scream* AGH!! *screams too because god damn lei can scream loud and it hurt her ears and startled her* Ahh *turns to look at Lei*
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kendiwolf In reply to SMstargazer [2014-03-21 12:41:31 +0000 UTC]
~sollux comes running down the stairs cause he heard a scream and lei is a good friend of his (they have hacking wars)~
Sol: What the fuck wath that!?
Dave:*unconscious.*
~karkat and kankri drop dave and come running over to lei~
Kar&Kri: Lei! Are you alright?!
Lei: *panting and shaking* you g-guys are all a-asses.... I'm g-gonna h-have n-nightmares for the n-next month!! Especially without sleeping in s-sopor.
~kankri starts hugging lei like his life depended on it and starts muttering like eridan~
Kankri: I'm sososososososo sorry leilan! I shouldn't have ever gave karkat that ridiculous idea! I didn't mean to! I was joking when I suggested it! I'm sorry please don't be mad at me! It would trigger me too much if you were angry at me.
Lei: *sighs* fine, it's okay kankri I forgive you... *hugs back and they both let go*
Karkat: aaaaannndd???
Lei: you shut the fuck up. I was ABOUT to forgive you. but you have to run your mouth don't you, so for right now, I forgive everybody else BUT you. Since you are the one who orchistrated and planned this whole fiasco, you will be punished before forgiven. I WILL get you back.
Lei: I forgive you too sky and eridan. Sol, why am I here...... and why is dave on the ground unconscious!! Did I miss something?
Sol: ..... nope...... dave's a douche and you're not going out with him anymore
Lei: *is silent, then shrugs* okay.
Karkat: okay? OKAY?! THAT'S IT?!?! JUST. OKAY!?!
Lei: yup. I've been meaning to break it off with dave anyway. So, how worried WERE you guys? ((hint hint, eridan))
(I did that because it seems as though you haven't been including eridan much lately)
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SMstargazer In reply to kendiwolf [2014-03-21 19:28:08 +0000 UTC]
(whoops sorry >u<)
Eridan: I WWAS SCARED I THOUGHT SOMTHING HORRIBLE COULD HAVVE HAPPENED TO YOU!!!! I'M SORRY I EVEN THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY TO PRANK YOU!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE FORGIVVE ME!!!!!!!!!! *runs over to her and hugs her* SORRY!!
Sky: *watches* well... um *stands* this has been interesting but lets all get the fuck out of hear before douche bag (Dave) wakes up
Eridan: I'M SORRY LEI!!!!!!!!!!!!! And your right Sky we should get out of hear *glares at Dave then at Sollux* I dont think we should stay in a house filled with Jerks. *stands pulling Lei up with him* well come on! *grabs her hand and walks out*
Sky: *walks over to Karkat* Come on *takes his hand and walks out behind Eridan and Lei* I wonder what Lei is gonna do to "punish" you *looks at him* I hope its nothing too harsh, knowing her *looks at Lei*
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kendiwolf In reply to SMstargazer [2014-03-21 22:33:37 +0000 UTC]
(can we pretend that eridan actually picked lei up and carried her out, cause that's what I read by accident when you said he pulled her up along with him and I wrote her reaction before I actually reread the thing you said. and it's okay)
Lei: -_- (that is the face she's making but on the inside she's really going like 8D) eri.... *she tries to look angry or frustrated but fails miserably* *she ends up smiling brightly* You're so goddamn adorable!! *hugs eridan's neck* ~lei suddenly realizes they are leaving sol's house, she looks up smiles at sol and waves~
Lei: *waves* bye sol! I'll talk to you later okay? and I have the lead, so don't you dare say that you're winning or so help me, you won't use your precious computer for a week.
Sol: *rolls his eyes and sighs)*okay okay, you're winning, and bye. ~sol leaves to go take care of the dave mess that the two angry vantas brothers left.
Kar: I wouldn't worry too much about what lei's gonna do, she's probably gonna do something really stupid like dump water on me when I walk through a door, like john.
~they all leave and go back to le vantas household.~
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SMstargazer In reply to kendiwolf [2014-03-21 23:27:54 +0000 UTC]
(I actually wanted to put that ;3)
Sky: ugh *makes a disgusted face* but I would hate getting water dumped on me *shudders* I would get my ears wet.... but what ever *looks at Eridan and Lei* aww they make such a cute couple dont u think *smiles and looks at him*
Eridan: *is humming a tune as he walks* huh? *hears what I said about him and lei being a couple* meh *his face becomes bright purple*
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kendiwolf In reply to SMstargazer [2014-03-21 23:43:42 +0000 UTC]
(oh lolz, cool XD)
~by nao, they've all gotten back to the Vantas house and kankri went back to the library~
~suddenly, a wild gamzee appears.... like the motherfucking ninja that he is....~
--->Gamzee, proceed to scare the living shit out of lei......again.
Gam: HoNk!
~Lei probably jumped three feet in the air(from eridan's arms), screaming.~
Lei: *panting on the ground* You.... *pant* fucking..... *pant*asshole.....
Kar: *laughs so hard he lets go of sky's hand* oh my god, that was exactly like last night!!
Gam: I'm all kinds of sorry Lil' Sis, I didn't mean to all up and scare you.... that time.
Lei: *stands up with normal breathing back* *sighs* It's okay gamz, you're lucky you're easily forgiven. and so sweet even being so fucking tall. like dayum, how do you get that tall seriously! You have to bend a little to sit your head on mine and I'm almost as tall as eridan!
Gam: Aw, I don't know sis, maybe it's the sopor pie and the wicked elixir.
Lei: hm, I'll have to tr-
Kar: NO!! *pounces on lei and pins her to the ground, giving her a wide eyed serious/crazy look* You. must. not. EVER. eat the sopor! DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?!
Lei: *slightly frightened by her brothers random and unlikehim actions* uh..... o-okay.
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SMstargazer In reply to kendiwolf [2014-03-21 23:54:42 +0000 UTC]
Sky: *when Gamzee appears* AHH *screams and jumps behind Karkat* FUCK OH MY GOD GAMZEE! you almost gave me a heart attack.... *when their talking about hight* I'm short..... I'm anly a few inches taller than Nepeta and still a few inches shorter than Karkat...... : / *shrugs* but I dont mind it.... *you start talking about eating soper* NO!!!! DONT!!!! \
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kendiwolf In reply to SMstargazer [2014-03-22 01:42:33 +0000 UTC]
(lolz sorry, I kinda jumped three topics there didn't I? also, not to sound rude or anything[cause I absolutely HATE it when I come off as anything other than what I want to sound like] but I think right there(with the sopor) would've been and ideal time to make eridan jump in, lolz, you seem to forget him easily heheh.)
Lei: ACK!! okay okay!! I won't!! I'm sorry I said anything about it!
Karkat: *gets off his sister(shush shush, no perverted thoughts here[okay, maybe SOME, but keep it to yourself!!{I'm perfectly aware that I'm talking to myself possibly}] now, back to the non-perverted RP'ing[before I lose my mind])* (...I'm just gonna start a new chat line....)
Kar: Okay, just don't EVER say that again, we don't need some fucked up sopor going to your head too, and who knows what it will do to the perfectly happy anger-proned troll.
Lei: blah blah blah, I just had a brilliant idea and I need eridan's help with it, SO C'MON ERI! *grabs eridan's wrist and tugs him along to.... somewhere(heheheh)* I'M LEAVING YOU TO ALONE TO DO WHATEVER!! JUST DON'T PAIL CAUSE BRIGHT RED AND CANDY RED WOULDN'T LOOK GOOD IN THE SAME BUCKET!!! NO OFFENSE IT'S JUST COLOR SENSE!! (she secretly laughs at herself for successfully embarrassing her brother AND rhyming at the same time.)(she also whispers to herself, "unlike violet and candy red, heheheh" [hinthint, hurhurhur])
Kar: *face instantaneously turns candy red.*
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SMstargazer In reply to kendiwolf [2014-03-22 01:59:24 +0000 UTC]
(no its fine, I thought I had added his line whoops I was gonna make him starts yellin at Lei I guess I forgot to type it out ^^')
Sky: *is watching the conversation* o- *stops talking with her mouth still open slightly and she turns bright red* eh....... *cant think of anything to say*
Eridan: *hears what she says about the violet and candy red thing* WHA! *his face goes bright purple*
(BTW Sky's blood is the same color at Lei and Karkat's hers is just a little brighter shade of red)
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kendiwolf In reply to SMstargazer [2014-03-22 02:08:34 +0000 UTC]
Lei: heheh, dun worry, I shall tell you the plan once we get out of earshot, truthfully, your gonna be purple in the face the entire time, heheh. (she's being a tease hurhurhur[so many unknown sides of lei])
Kar: *face still red* uh............. why don't.... we.... uh... go do.... something.... else.... (holy shit, he sounds like a nervous tavros[and he's always nervous!!])
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SMstargazer In reply to kendiwolf [2014-03-22 02:28:18 +0000 UTC]
(LOL)
Sky: uh..... o-ok *her face is still candy red*
Eridan: *gulps* uh..... *has nothing to say and his face is bright purple*
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kendiwolf In reply to SMstargazer [2014-03-22 02:45:06 +0000 UTC]
Kar: okay, romcoms it is..... *they head to the downstairs living room, out of earshot to lei and eri*
~skip to teaser lei and embarrassed eridan. heh~
~Lei stops dragging eridan in front of karkat's room~
Lei: okay, so what we are gonna do, you will be highly embarrassed but get over it. It's just paint. okay heheh okay so... how do I explain this without sounding perverted or..... highly creepy.... oh my god okay I'm just gonna spit it out then.
Lei: So what I'm gonna do involves pails- shut up and listen- paint, hacking, and scaring/grossing the hell out of my brother and possibly sky, if she follows him to see the messages with him. okay? how do you feel about this plan so far? I'm just making sure if you want to help with this or not, cause if not then I will just have to think up a whole new plan or somehow do this without your help.
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SMstargazer In reply to kendiwolf [2014-03-22 02:49:28 +0000 UTC]
Eridan: *his face is bright purple* I'll help...
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kendiwolf In reply to SMstargazer [2014-03-22 03:22:10 +0000 UTC]
Lei: Awesome! *winks* your so embarrassed right now, heh. okay so the plan is I'm going to hack into karkat's husktop and make it look like sollux- me- is messaging him and I'll send him something and he will get it and be scared at the end, so scared that he will fall out of his seat and onto the floor, tripping a wire that will dump *starts snickering* heheh, dump a pail full of red and violet mixed paint all over him and possibly sky, again, if she decides to come look to. *holds back perverted laughter* I'm so sorry. but you're in this because one, I can't reach the ceiling alone and I need to sit on your shoulders, to set it up, two, cause I need you to be away from them for a while to make it seem like we're actually doing something up here. *snickers while wiggling eyebrows suggestively(goodd god, I don't even... yeap this is what happens to me when I chug a sprite)* right now, you go get the paint, but be quiet, I need to set up the hack.
~lei goes into her respiteblock and uses her husktop to hack into karkat's husktop(his password being 'I<3mySkybaby', so cheesy[lolz ;D])~
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SMstargazer In reply to kendiwolf [2014-03-22 03:42:22 +0000 UTC]
(the last sentence made my face go red >-<)
Eridan: ok *goes downstairs and gets the paint and comes back upstairs* ok i got them *puts them on the floor* Wait you know Kar's password? WHAT IS IT! I wanna Hack into his husktop sometime!
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kendiwolf In reply to SMstargazer [2014-03-22 03:56:09 +0000 UTC]
Lei: *looks up suspiciously at eridan* you.... want to... hack karkat? since when do you hack!? hmm, I'm watching you ampora.... *squints eyes and makes the I'm watching you sign and goes back to hacking karkat* ooooh kay aaaaand..... Done! now, let's set up the bucket...... *thinks for a moment* hm, you don't have to be in here while I'm pouring the paint.... it might be kinda weird or somefin *winks at him for her use of fish puns* ...... *mumbles to herself* *her face going red for once throughout the entire escapade.* and you might be sexually triggered too..............
(somewhere, kankri gets the sudden urge to rant about triggers and also approve of lei on her use of trigger tags)
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SMstargazer In reply to kendiwolf [2014-03-22 05:14:50 +0000 UTC]
Eridan: For a long time actually i've just never had the chance and yah i'll sit outside *walks out*
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kendiwolf In reply to SMstargazer [2014-03-22 22:25:14 +0000 UTC]
Lei: okay. *finishes setting up paint bucket* *walks out and goes to karkat's room* okay c'mon eridan, I need you to lift me up so I can set up the bucket on the ceiling. Also, kar's password is 'I<3mySkybaby' lolz, he's such a dweeb.
Lei: say... eridan, what's your password? I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.
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