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Creepypasta54321 — Shit they don't say: Prussia,Denmark,and Norway
Published: 2014-09-02 01:09:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 173; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
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-Prussia-You know,I did drop West when he was a kid.
I'm not gonna drink today.
I'm such a bad influence.
Italy is the manliest guy I know.
I don't really like birds.
I'm so not awesome.
I'm gonna brush my hair today.
Its really not 5 meters.
Hungary just doesn't do it for me anymore,I'm gay for Austria.
Den' and I really fucked up trying to raise kids.
This isn't my natural hair color.
I hated being a knight.
Poland really did outsmart me.
Russia is awesome.
I'm gonna give West back his porn.
--Denmark--
I'm going to drink responsibly today.
I'm gonna comb my hair today.
I spend 3 hours spiking my hair.
I'm really not the king of anything.
Sweden is a sexy beast.
Finland is a horrible cook.
Ikea has the best furniture.
American beer is better than mine.
Nah,I'm not going to sexually harass Nor today.
I hate Norway.
I'm an idiot.
I deserve the treatment I'm given.
I love America's singers.
I think Norgey and I should just stay friends.
-Norway-
England's magic is better than mine.
Denmark is the brightest guy I know.
I'm not gonna force Iceland to call me big brother.
I'm gonna let Denmark sleep with me.
I'm not going to choke anyone today.
I'm gonna smile more today.
I'm a dumbass.
I'm gay for Denmark.
Denmark and Prussia are awesome.
I love you.
Who wants to touch my curl?
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You're welcome
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I gave my brother his porn back? XD
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I have to use this against him mehehehehehehe >:3
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Good luck,hopefully he doesn't..ya know.
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My favourite one is the "I'll give West back his porn." xD
But as for the Italy's not manly thing...
(quoted from my ask account, it's the very first question they asked my Gilbert)
"Ja! A bit unexpected, I know, but Francis and Antonio aren't too close to me. Antonio's nice, but his head is full of nothing but Churros and Romano. Francis isn't of much interest to me, if I had to remember him for anything, it wouldn't the fact that he's my "friend", more or less, it would be his food. Italy, on the other hand, is really fun to be with. he's cute and adorable and smallhis hair is really soft, I can't get enough of soft things..<3 and he's overall more fun than West or anyone else. And not many people know this, but he's not really empty-headed. He's been through a lot more stuff than even I have. He doesn't run away because he's scared, he runs away because he prefers peace over wars. He's actually more complicated than an airheaded Italian. I actually know more about him than West does, which kinda surprises me."
" but he's not really empty-headed. He's been through a lot more stuff than even I have. "
yep yep
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Mehhh I couldn't think of much else to put
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