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Description EVERYTHING HERE IS OUTDATED HOLY CRAP.

Spade is a conceited German sociopath now with a high intelligence level and fights with a flag. But I will always love this hyperactive, blood lusting, clingy, weirdo with a memory problem.


Old description

NOTE: This isn't a canon character, he was made for fun/mostly used for RPs and random stories/is basically an FC of my own character in a way. xD



Name: Spade (named after the spade-shaped hole in his chest )
Age: Literally not a year old. He's mostly a robot.
Sex: Designed as a male, acts like one
Height: 12 inches (4 inches taller than Viro eue)


History (this part will be more clear after I finish Oxy's story):

Spade was a side project held by the RV team that they worked on when they couldn't work on RV. Basically they thought "Hey, we're ripping off VR, why not rip off the little naggy fairy that follows him around?" ...yes.

They designed him after Viro by memory/pictures, so that's why he's not quite the same size and is shaped slightly different (they had bad quality photos so Spade's head came out more oblong than spherical like Viro's |D).

They only ever finished the body and the harddrive (the harddrive is like the brain, used to think and store information and such). They never completed the engine (the engine is like the heart, gives these robots/viruses/VWers life, personality, feelings and all that). The engine was "cleverly" designed to look like a heart which was to be placed upside down in his chest (which is why the hole is there, more on that in a sec).

As RV came closer to completion, the "ViroV2" project was abandoned. His completed body was kept with RV's.

RV's "program" was completed. During the file transfer (moving the "program" from the computer it was created on into RV's body) RV reached consciousness and broke free still with 18% of the programming to be transferred, killed everyone in the room, and bolted it outta there. c:

That 18% of programming contained the crazy, sadistic "personality" designed for RV (based off of VR of course). The raw data floated around the room for a bit looking for something to go into, and found Spade's body. It popped inside and Spade woke up.

The two different personalities (the raw data, and the more Viro-like persona half-programmed into the engine) sorta fought with each other for the body (meaning Spade had a split personality for the first 2 minutes of his life) until the better (murderous eue) one ripped the heart out (making a little scratch down the middle, turning the upside down heart into a spade) and gained total control.

Spade ran out following RV, Oxy and Peter eventually joined them (that's in Oxy's story euuuue) and they escaped the facility and then lfkgmnlfkg.

Seriously, it makes a lot more sense when you hear RV's side and more about the people that made them. c:


Personality:

Spade's like a tiny VR with his own twist.

He absolutely loves destruction and chaos. He's the kind of guy that'll go into a library and knock down all the shelves just for the heck of it. He laughs when people scream and makes fun of fear.

He likes to cause pain, but he doesn't like to kill. Gore grosses him out in real life, but he loves it in movies/video games.

It's not like he always wants to be doing this though, he won't nag his comrades to take him out for a slaughter, he'll wait for opportunity.

He's a jerk to everyone but is very sensitive when people are jerks to him (which is why he hangs out with Ira more often than RV; RV treats him horribly, Ira treats him like a friend).


His only "power" is to be extremely strong for his size, like Viro. He's also very sturdy (unlike Viro) he can take quite a few hits and still be standing, but can still be thrown very far and such.

This is his weapon: [link] Yes, it's totally ridiculous and unreasonable, but it's SO Spade, and it's perfectly fine since he's not really that much of a serious character anyways. eue

He doesn't have the ability to float like Viro. With short legs he can't move very fast so he usually rides around on someone (Ira's hat, Peter's head, RV's shoulder, etc).

He was not programmed with a very large vocabulary, so he's still learning. He uses rather simple terms, and when he doesn't know a word or how to describe it he starts using sound effects and arm movements to try to explain. |D

He has a habit of proclaiming things loudly in threes. "YEAH YEAH YEAH" is used in a LOT of situations. Small answers like no, yes, maybe are tripled; describing words like big, small, fast, etc are used in triples to emphasize (because he doesn't know many other adjectives like "tiny" and "enourmous"); the five W's and the one H are tripled; and finally, random sounds used in random situations (NNCH, NNCH, NNCH, THAT KITTEN'S SO CUTE).

A chunk of his original engine is still lodged into that scar, so sometimes he suddenly feels a wave of guilt wash over him for all the things he did and acts more Viro-like. This only lasts about 5-10 minutes.

And his best quirk; he has short term memory loss. This was caused by being locked in a box that was then left in an exploding building by VR. He forgets where he is, why he's there, and what's going on every 5-10 minutes (it varies). He remembers big important stuff like people and places, just not that's like, currently happening.

He supposedly keeps a collection of jars in some secret room in the facility, but he always forgets what's in there, so whenever someone asks, he just says it's a secret. eue


Okay that's all I've got right now. I'm so happy you thought up this idea, Soy, it's been so much fun thinking of this whole new story, I haven't had a chance to think up something totally new in a while. <3

Whenever I finish one of these bios I read back over it and think "hey, some of these ideas are actually kinda cool", and I always wonder if anyone else thinks I'm creative and actually likes my characters and ideas and stuff. So, does anyone? >:

Anyways, I hope you enjoy this and like him and stuff. c:

Spade (c) Meee
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Comments: 72

D00pcakes In reply to ??? [2009-08-24 01:55:50 +0000 UTC]

yes eue

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Chica-Bonita-duh [2009-08-23 03:36:57 +0000 UTC]

knowing him would make
me feel tall... c:

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D00pcakes In reply to Chica-Bonita-duh [2009-08-23 03:39:14 +0000 UTC]

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Chaos-Stev-0 [2009-08-22 15:17:13 +0000 UTC]

I think Spade looks very awesome, and isn't just another VWer. I really like his weapon, but it needs more dakka. Much MUCH more dakka.

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D00pcakes In reply to Chaos-Stev-0 [2009-08-22 16:06:00 +0000 UTC]

lol

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The-Swizzle [2009-08-22 15:05:20 +0000 UTC]

Awww, I love this little doodle. XDD

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D00pcakes In reply to The-Swizzle [2009-08-22 16:06:05 +0000 UTC]

lol

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PikachuGirl11 [2009-08-22 06:42:25 +0000 UTC]

Hey,we're ripping off VR,why not rip off the naggy little fairy that follows him around?" I can't stop laughing after reading that. xD

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D00pcakes In reply to PikachuGirl11 [2009-08-22 16:06:13 +0000 UTC]

eue Yes.

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PikachuGirl11 In reply to D00pcakes [2009-08-23 00:44:12 +0000 UTC]

Although i never thought of viro as a fairy....who knew?

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D00pcakes In reply to PikachuGirl11 [2009-08-23 00:56:15 +0000 UTC]

PFFFF

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PikachuGirl11 In reply to D00pcakes [2009-08-23 02:18:21 +0000 UTC]

Does he have virus pixie dust!? 8D

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D00pcakes In reply to PikachuGirl11 [2009-08-23 02:19:57 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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PikachuGirl11 In reply to D00pcakes [2009-08-23 02:26:34 +0000 UTC]

maybe he really is a fairy...i mean he can float which is close enough to flying.... xD CAN I PRETTY PLEASE HAVE SOME OF VIRO'S FAIRY PIXIE VIRUS DUST?! 8D

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D00pcakes In reply to PikachuGirl11 [2009-08-23 03:04:42 +0000 UTC]

>xDDDDD But he doesn't have any.

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PikachuGirl11 In reply to D00pcakes [2009-08-23 04:41:09 +0000 UTC]

Aww i'm guessing that he ran out....Then i'll have to ask him where he stashes it all!

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SkippyWoodFood [2009-08-22 04:56:49 +0000 UTC]

I like him, I wish FireFox would stop breaking so I could see the picture. >.>

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D00pcakes In reply to SkippyWoodFood [2009-08-22 05:07:35 +0000 UTC]

BAW

and thanks c:

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PaashTheSneasel [2009-08-22 04:23:54 +0000 UTC]

Haha, I like it, the concept's nice. ^^

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D00pcakes In reply to PaashTheSneasel [2009-08-22 04:26:12 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. <3

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TheBerserkerGJ [2009-08-22 04:11:45 +0000 UTC]

SPADE SPADE SPADE SPADE SPADE SPADE HHHHHNGH SPADE
D00P OF COURSE I LOVE YOUR IDEAS
I don't know why, but the idea of the spade actually being a heart and the botton line being a rip, like, really caught my attention c:
I LOVE IT ALL eue

Like always, D00pers, nice work!

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D00pcakes In reply to TheBerserkerGJ [2009-08-22 04:16:03 +0000 UTC]

xDDDDDD YAY

c: Glad you liked that.

Thank yooouu. <3

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TheBerserkerGJ In reply to D00pcakes [2009-08-22 06:45:11 +0000 UTC]

You're very welcome! c:

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Breadbones [2009-08-22 03:51:36 +0000 UTC]

Of course I love your ideas!
I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS.
IT'S SPADE. <333
I love Spade oh my God, I absolutely adore him.
AAAA, I read it all and I was smiling the whole time. C8
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE. <333
He's so cute, too. eue
C8
C8
C'8

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D00pcakes In reply to Breadbones [2009-08-22 03:54:00 +0000 UTC]

Yay. <3

YES it is. euuue

Hooray! :D

c:

c: Thank you. eue

c:

c:

cB

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D00pcakes In reply to D00pcakes [2009-08-22 03:54:16 +0000 UTC]

I think Ben wrote this

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1Dark-Kitty1 In reply to D00pcakes [2009-08-30 03:10:26 +0000 UTC]

>XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Frostmatrix2000 [2009-08-22 03:03:18 +0000 UTC]

ULTIMATEMARYSUEWEAPOOOOOOOON





And yes, that kitten is so cute.


'3'

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D00pcakes In reply to Frostmatrix2000 [2009-08-22 03:45:48 +0000 UTC]

NNCH NNCH NNCH

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Silverwing94 [2009-08-22 01:59:07 +0000 UTC]

aww! he's cute!

btw, who's Ira?

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D00pcakes In reply to Silverwing94 [2009-08-22 02:11:54 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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Silverwing94 In reply to D00pcakes [2009-08-22 02:20:44 +0000 UTC]

oh him, thanks for the link

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D00pcakes In reply to Silverwing94 [2009-08-22 02:22:38 +0000 UTC]

c:

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Silverwing94 In reply to D00pcakes [2009-08-22 02:24:18 +0000 UTC]

and i want to say it again, SPADE LOOKS SO CUTE!!

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ceebers [2009-08-22 01:29:44 +0000 UTC]

YES

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D00pcakes In reply to ceebers [2009-08-22 02:01:45 +0000 UTC]

huzzah

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Drick96 [2009-08-22 00:45:52 +0000 UTC]

I love this but i missed something eue

Who's Ira?

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D00pcakes In reply to Drick96 [2009-08-22 02:01:40 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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Drick96 In reply to D00pcakes [2009-08-22 13:08:11 +0000 UTC]

Everything makes sence now

But i don't know how ive never seen that before

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Shayreep [2009-08-22 00:01:50 +0000 UTC]

His weapon made me laugh. xDDD

SPADE'S AWESOME



and yes you are very creative aaaaa I always love your ideas <3

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D00pcakes In reply to Shayreep [2009-08-22 02:00:47 +0000 UTC]

Yes, it's supposed to be so over-the-top that it's laughable. |D

c:



yayayay thank you, I'm so glad you do. cccc:

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Shayreep In reply to D00pcakes [2009-08-22 02:03:55 +0000 UTC]

I KNOW that's why I laughed dohohoh


CB

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D00pcakes In reply to Shayreep [2009-08-22 02:17:52 +0000 UTC]

c:

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Mutoh [2009-08-21 23:45:07 +0000 UTC]

I like him I like him I like him

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D00pcakes In reply to Mutoh [2009-08-22 02:00:00 +0000 UTC]

ccccc:

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Toondevil13 [2009-08-21 23:41:25 +0000 UTC]

....i seriously gotta get me one of those weapons...

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D00pcakes In reply to Toondevil13 [2009-08-22 01:59:54 +0000 UTC]

Spade made it himself. eue

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Toondevil13 In reply to D00pcakes [2009-08-22 03:17:24 +0000 UTC]

CB

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Triistar [2009-08-21 23:40:39 +0000 UTC]

Whew! That's a whole ton of info for someone who's non-canon! I love his expression and his personality!

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D00pcakes In reply to Triistar [2009-08-22 01:59:44 +0000 UTC]

I like to go all out with all my characters. c:

Thank ya very much

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