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Dalvar — Tea With A Space Marine
Published: 2009-03-16 19:17:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 924; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 3
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Um...I have no excuse. >_>
Okay, so I am sure there are a dozen [if not more] things wrong with this Space Marine [no one I know plays them]. But the list would start with "He is having tea with an alien", so that puts everything else in perspective. Don't you think?
[The Space Marines and Tau are owned by Games Workshop. Cake is not]
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Mike: ...
Ice: You all right there?
Mike: When I find that traitor the last thing he will see will be the heel of my boot!
Spikes: Oh so some of your people like us for who we are, not how much we bleed, get over it.
Mike: Must've been a fault with the gene sample... SOMEONE WILL PAY!!!
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Thanks!
Even Ultramarines need tea sometimes! xD
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its also questionable whether the Tau have cake at all...
aww well... the Eldar probaly set this all up and gave the Tau cake. We are sneaky like that. Silly Mon-kei
Eldar for the win ^^
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It's s ahem that Ultramarine probably ate that cake then curb stomped that Water Caste.
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Yeah, probably.
They're mean. ._.
xD
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*Looms over the Xenos lubber!*
No we aren't! 
It's the Taus own fault for investing in Imperium real estate.
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It was derelict! Abandoned!
We just moved in and cleaned things up, not our fault you wanted it back after!
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Yeah well...Move out or we'll tell our couch! I mean the Emperor.
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But we settled here and Aun'va said...!
Ah.
Your forces are surely no match for our Fire Caste!
xD
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<_<
Bolter or Imperitor class Titan! Balls in your court!
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Well I guess we could shoot you from space with an ion cannon...?
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...Feth!
Can't we all just be friends?
Come here a little closer to this big gaping purple tear with the angry lightning and the demons. We can have tea next to this.
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YUM CAKE!!
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Hell no.
The Tau is Water Caste, they can't fight! D:
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