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Netufi [2011-10-15 17:22:01 +0000 UTC]
After a lifetime of searching, I was about to give up on the whole thing. Then one day, I finally found "it" when I got a concussion and was unconscious. We greeted each other, but "it" seemed a little... feely uppy. I was feeling uncomfortable at first, but I bared through it since it was God. As we were talking about life and morality, I saw "it" slowly slipping it's "hand", if you'd call it that, down my pants onto my crotch. That's when I really started freaking out. I pulled away somehow, and collapsed to the ground in shock. However, I had this strange sense of pleasure, but I didn't notice it all that much at the time. God then said "Come on, dude. Don't you know that I love everyone? What do you think that means? "Fatherly" love? PSSH". Then he grabbed me by the arms and legs, lifted me into the air, spread my legs, and . . . [I'm sorry, we're experiencing technical difficulties at the moment. Please wait]
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I then was placed on the ground, worn out, but feeling as happy as ever. I didn't realize how seductive and sexy God was! I know see "it" in a completely different perspective. I am a devout believer, but I don't attend churches, unless I preach them with the true God, not their "God". What can I say? I'm a changed man!
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Netufi In reply to daniellekoorevaar [2011-10-19 22:15:14 +0000 UTC]
Settle down bro, it was a joke. I'm aware of what atheism is, and I am an atheist too (if you look at my signature). I just felt like making an erotic conversion to Christianity story, just for the hell of it. Don't take it seriously.
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daniellekoorevaar In reply to Netufi [2011-10-20 09:36:37 +0000 UTC]
bro; I'm a girl lol.
I think it's just a stupid story I didn't need to hear. Tell a Christian that story, so you might be able to offend someone directly. I really think it crossed a line and doesn't make you any better than a Christian praying for atheists.
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Netufi In reply to daniellekoorevaar [2011-10-20 23:06:15 +0000 UTC]
I wasn't being serious though... Christians praying for atheists is different than a completely fictional erotic story about God and me. I was in no way making fun of Christians, nor making judgements about them. I was only using it as a basis for my erotic story.
Besides, there were no actual erotic scenes in it, I cut out the part where it gets really dirty. It only exists in the reader's imagination of what happened. For all I know, they could have simply played a nice and honest game of chess.
I am sorry if I offended you, I should have expanded the censorship in it. I do think it would be a good erotic story if it were complete though. I just thought a good joke was called for, and that was the first thing that popped into mind.
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Netufi In reply to daniellekoorevaar [2011-10-21 17:50:13 +0000 UTC]
The internet is an unpredictable place.
k bai.
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daniellekoorevaar In reply to Netufi [2011-10-21 21:33:30 +0000 UTC]
dude, this is dA. Put your junk on a lesser website then.
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Netufi In reply to daniellekoorevaar [2011-10-21 21:44:37 +0000 UTC]
Look, I didn't think that I'd get such a strong reaction out of it, I just saw it as a simple joke. Sorry...
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TeeGeeFan911 [2011-10-15 12:45:18 +0000 UTC]
I searched for him too, and I never found anything.
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daniellekoorevaar In reply to TeeGeeFan911 [2011-10-19 21:50:00 +0000 UTC]
I tried to understand it, tried to see the other side of it. I just can't see it that way, ever.
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Zekkry [2011-10-14 08:30:14 +0000 UTC]
Yes! Haha I like it.
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TeeGeeFan911 In reply to Nywaychan [2011-10-15 12:44:54 +0000 UTC]
We didn't come from monkeys. Both we and apes came from a common ancestor that is now extinct.
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Ryxins-puppet In reply to Nywaychan [2011-10-13 22:46:13 +0000 UTC]
I'm sorry that you went to the side of myths and fairytales.
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daniellekoorevaar In reply to Nywaychan [2009-03-02 00:18:18 +0000 UTC]
lol gereformeerd ken ik inderdaad.. familie van mij zijn zo streng gelovig .. Evangelisch klinkt een beetje Gospel achtig ..
Maar Wicca is een vorm van hekserij. Hier kun je er meer over lezen: [link]
Wicca wordt, omdat het met hekserij te maken heeft, vaak als fout gezien, maar eigenlijk is wicca een heel goed geloof. De 3 regels zijn namelijk:
1. Je bent vrij om te doen wat je wil, zolang je geen ander schaadt
2. Alles wat je doet, komt 3x op jezelf terug (zowel goed als slecht)
3. Het goede wat je doet zal je vreugde brengen.
Verder is 't een heel vrij geloof. Je hoeft geen rituelen uit te voeren of zo, als je dat niet wil. Sommigen doen dat, maar het hoeft niet.
Als ik ooit nog in een God zou geloven ofzo, zal mijn geloof ook Wicca zijn. Ik heb hier een tijdje over na gedacht, maar ik kon maar niet geloven dat er een god en/of godin bestaat. Daarom leef ik de 3 regels nog wel na, maar ik ben en blij atheist
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Nywaychan In reply to daniellekoorevaar [2009-03-05 21:59:43 +0000 UTC]
Des te beter. 8D
Dan wordt t helemaal een leuk reisje. 8D
Neee ik plaag maar wat..
Als ik ierrietant ben, gewoon zeggen: 'Esther houdt je bek. 8D'
And i will. (a)
Mrjaaa.. nu verveel ik me. 8D
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old-crappy-pants [2009-02-26 00:55:03 +0000 UTC]
As soon as I have a need for a god, I'll look a little harder and stretch the truth a little. Until then, I'm with you.
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