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Dark-Hyena — My little (nearly dead) pony 2
Published: 2012-05-17 21:18:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 7529; Favourites: 66; Downloads: 116
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Another tribute to mlp! I guess I'll do a series of these... what next? Rarity vs honey badger?Note to my brony watchers: I don't hate mlp, I just find the image of a cute character being mauled by wild animals amusing. Yeah, says a lot about me...
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Is she dead yet? If she is, I would be sad.
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I think this is ironic, as the ponies are sometimes shown as being overpowered in their show, but in real life, would get absolutely get grief to no end. Just shows that nobody's invincible
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Hilarious picture
Some bronies can't even take a joke, and them claiming how the ponies can "escape or something and such" to me shows how arrogant they are as if they think their show/characters are the "best ever"...
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This is probably a stupid question, but what kind of predators are those?
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Why do you hate my little pony? It's okay to hate it but wanting to kill the ponies is just as bad as the brony marrying twilight sparkle.
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i can imagine applejack winning this fight, I'm gonna assume those cheetahs got Wionna
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Are those Hyenas?
Other than that this is cewl
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What about Rainbow Dash? Fluttershy? Twilight? Better! Celestia.
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aww this is horrible 
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*hits cheetahs* no bad *cheetahs start chasing mr* fuck fuck fuck RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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Two years ago, I would complained about AJ being killed by those felines, but during the 3rd season of MLP, my mind changed about her (in my opinion they ruined her in order to make her more "attractive" to bronies), so now, I should say... enjoy your meal cheetah's!
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.............amd then she crushes the cheetah's head..........
seriously, all this allows is applejack to kill her attacker. the ponies are far more dexterous than animals normal, and earth ponies strong as fuck.
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You serious brah? Dude that cheetah just tore her neck open they'll rip her apart! Even if they don't I'll just summon my army of predators! Hyenas, bears, big cats, wolves galore!
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cheetah teeth are far too blunt to tear into throats. also none of thsoe creatures can withstand rock shattering force.
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That may be so but rock shattering? Dude she's a midget pony that by some freakish miracle of god can speak
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.......... obviously does not watch series so i would direct you to the instances she has uprooted trees and similar ponies shattered stone.
in the show each kind of pony has their own abilities. earth ponies have a comination of nature connection and magically enhanced strength and stamina.
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But she won't stand a chance against a huge ass pack o hyenas they'll rip her soft little pony hide to pieces before she can crack a single skull bro
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........... obviously you do not understand how predators operate. if they see one of their own tossed across the ground, screeching in pain, the pack iwll run off.
predator are terrified of injury you see. their entire lives rely on them killing other creatures without getting too seriously injured. if they get injured, the likelyhood of catching another meal decreases. so she would only need to make one die to scare off the rest.
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Exactly but your talking about a pony fighting off six or more hyenas, they are more powerful than her save her ability to crush bone, they're faster not to mention they'll easily leap on her and rip through her hide not giving her the opportunity to attack, or they'll just nip and taunt her to exhaustion once then they'll feast and this is coming from someone who constantly watches these documentaries and studies predators vs a midget pony who talks in a fictional show for little girls and for some reason grown men watch I'm not judging I'm just saying
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Was this really a conversation?
You two should be ashamed of yourselves.
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Meh that's true but to be honest I don't care, after all I had a point, as that's a freaking cartoon character, but then again this conversation was months ago and I had forgotten about it
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When said ponies are magical, it adds a bit of an edge. If she was caught off guard before she can bring her legs to bear, it's certain she dies. That being said, her hooves have been shown to crush rock like it's nothing.
Pack animals run when one of their members is injured unless they are desperate for food
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True, but if they were desperate, not to mention who's gonna automatically know to fear a pony? They wouldn't know to fear her, and attack her...
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They would know fear when one of them gets its brains splattered across the floor. They're better off finding easier food. Like I said though, an ambush could rectify this problem, but it'd have to be a damn good plan, they have to get her throat almost instantly and keep clear of her hooves. And since cheetahs are the ones in the picture, even if they get her throat, there's a good chance she can break free. Even a regular pony could overpower a cheetah on a regular basis, cheetahs are unbelievably frail and weak, to the point where even a vulture can scare them off. A more sturdy predator with stamina would do far better against her
Another thing to note is that she has human level intelligence. Admittedly, this isn't a huge issue, but it gives her some level of advantage to the point where the predators would be better off hunting down Pinkie Pie(not strong nor fast aside from jokes) or any other random pony that isn't a rock crushing farmer with strength that makes their head spin
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True about the brain thing, but I think a talking pony would know fear when they tear into her back and sides, you can't say she wouldn't feal great pain, let alone if they tore into her throat.. She wouldn't be able to run as they bite and tear her back and throat, she can't even kick them, hyenas are mean bro they have balls, they steal from lions! So yeah, a mob of hyenas could ambush her, taunting her by cackling and nipping her using their agility to avoid her hooves and when she's too weak, move in for the kill, predators are smart too
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If she's panicked, she'll be flailing around wildly and trying to break free, which considering her strength, would be very dangerous.
They could try a hit and run strategy, but Applejack has a brother who can pull a house and a friend who fires magical lasers. They have to finish her before she has time to call in her allies.
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And they could finish her if she bled out, and if her friends arrived they can simply retreat and return to eat the spoils later
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One of the friends has medical knowledge, that plus a demigod being one of her friends means that they basically have to do something really severe. Also, you are aware that if that happens, there will be a hunt for them via demigod
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It's not about her friends, it's a battle between that one pony, and a large pack of hyenas, her friends being magic they automatically win, so it's that one pony, vs a large pack of hyenas, and severe? How about tearing apart her back and throat?
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The same pony who took a blast of boiling steam to the face and was smashed into a rock with enough force to shatter it, yet was only mildly disoriented?
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Can't breath if her throats being torn out right? It's a freakung talking pony for little girls dude, that's a horde of hungry hyenas, do the math bro have you SEEN what their teeth do?
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Have you seen what boiling steam and being smashed into a rock does.
And said talking pony fights succubi. Quite honestly, the fact that the show is for little kids is what makes it powerful. The royals can toss the Sun and Moon around like they're nothing
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So thes ponies can survive being tackled, having their hides torn apart, and their throats ripped out? U don't think so bud
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Being blasted by boiling steam and smashed into a rock>>>Being bitten by a hyena
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*cough* torn out jugular? So nows she's fucking super pony? *laugh* u have to be joking
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How will they tear out the jugular of someone who survived getting blasted with boiling steam and smashed into a rock?
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She's strong willed not invincible
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