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Published: 2012-01-20 15:12:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 1059; Favourites: 33; Downloads: 5
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Sherlock: I know you're an airline pilot for a small charter airline. I know you like it a lot, but aren't very good, so obviously you don't get paid--or maybe you offered to do it for free, which is statistically more likely, considering your lack of skill at it. You live in a really small attic and eat toast most of the time, and your income comes from your real job as a man with a van, so obviously the piloting is your hobby. You don't get paid much because your only advantage is that you're cheap, owing mainly to the fact that your van's in several states of disrepair. Am I wrong?Martin: ... *cries* Yes, my life is that tragic. Now bloody well leave me alone!
Doctor: Sherlock, watch it. He's volatile and overly sensitive at best, especially about his financial situation.
Sherlock: ...Not good?
Doctor: Bit not good, no.
Because I fucking love Wholockpressure. ^_^
Doctor Who (c) Moff
BBC Sherlock (c) Mofftiss
Cabin Pressure (c) John Finnemore
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WHOLOCKPRESSURE! THAT IS THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER!
Therefore, I award you with the NoodleAward for an awesome level of double rainbow. (Basicly the same thing as a mental pat on the shoulder)
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I am flattered to be given this award. Do I make a speech, or simply wait for the obligatory deerstalker?
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You can make a speech, if that will help you distract you from the fact that there is no deerstalker, only a dear stalker (haw haw ha). Sorry about the pun, it's a regional thing (not the entire country, but the part of it my family is from).
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Oh thank you, dear stalker. The award is much appreciated. ^^
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Or possibly a dear-stalker? As I stalk dears. Dearstalker.
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Cool. A stalker of dears. Didn't know they existed out of popular legend!
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Well, I've been here all along. Watching mah dears.
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How fascinating~
Tell me, what do we dears do?
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It differs, some dears go around with :3 taped to their faces, some go about their business humming as they go, but mostly they are just being a dear.
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This interests me greatly.
As a dear (apparently), what do I do?
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I like to think that you really like toblerones. Because not liking toblerones is just tragic.
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Positively adore them, yes. ^^
You seem to be quite a dear yourself.
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No, I'm the dearstalker. (Couldn't be a dear when I tried to)
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You can be both, you know. It's called multi-tasking.
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Yes, well I was a terrible dear when I tried.
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Well, it's a shame. I would have enjoyed stalking you, dear.
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A shame it is, had I been of the right dear-material, you could be my dearstalker, if you wanted to.
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I SHALL STALK YOU ANYWAY~
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Okay. Then I guess I'm going to have to stalk you first.
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I am honored! Thanks for the stalking! I stalk you... NOW!
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As far as I'm concerned, being stalked is like being told you're cool. SO YOU'RE COOL~
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Well then, so are you! And me! Which means we are cool!
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I have the unbearable urge to play with a bowtie.
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Why not a fez? Fezzes are cool!
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As are stetsons. And bowties.
AND TWEED. Tweed is so cool.
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But mostly not being invited to a fandom, yet still know most referenses because their parties sure are loud. ^^
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SPN FANDOM I AM AIMING MY GLARES AT YOU
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*giggle* Yeah. DW and SPN. Two things Sweden was neglected, yet still knows of.
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Well my country gets none of the fandoms (except Community and Merlin, and those two are fairly new here), so I can relate. Though personally I don't get the appeal of SPN.
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*raises mug and makes a weird noise, it means 'welcome aboard'*
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...If that's an agreement mug, then yay. *raises own mug*
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Sorry, it's a mug of dear-god-wake-up-already, but it's raised in agreement.
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"Dear-god-wake-up-already?" Oh my, what time is it there?
...Unless I've taken that out of context.
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It's half past ten, but I've been up an hour. Figured I had better start using proper languages and get my humanity back up and running.
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Excuse me, but aksjchasdkjchakchakjschCK is a completely acceptable language.
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Morning language, mostly made up from huffs and yells, all without any meaning to anyone who hasn't either studied it for years, or was born into it. For example: "Mhpmpfh!" means "Could you be so kind to pass the milk, o' ye delightful?". One can easily mistake it for "PhmMpfh!" which means "Toss me the fuckin' milk already, you idiot!"
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Oh. Well I wouldn't know. My morning language is like normal language, but in a way lower voice. And a bit raspier, although it's sort of annoyed bitchiness-filled as well.
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That's okay. It's only the members of my family that speaks it anyway.
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We are embarrasingly uncivilised creatures.
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Nah, you seem alright. Not like you have S Club parties at 1:00 AM.
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Ehm, actually... No. No, but we have music nights where we sing until Dan Anderson, because then it's really time to go to sleep. But if we can decide, we keep on going until darkness fades.
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Ah, well, S Club parties are pretty great.
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What's an S Club? (Sorry, swedish moment)
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S Club 7? Surely even the Swedes heard of them?
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Well, I might, but if so then probably in swedish, and that may have sounded differently than it does in english. But I don't think so?
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Here is a [link] If you don't know this song then get acquainted.
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Nope. Never heard of. (Then again, I was about two years old when that song arrived)
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Welp, there's a first time for everything. Suppose that means you're a bit younger than me.
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