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Description Usually, the players of the RPG games dont care nothing about common objects like food, water and others.
In our group we care about that.
Thats how I discover the ""Imperial Guard Standard Rations of Recicled Human Meat"".

ยกHoly crap! The 41st.Millenium is much more dark than I thought...
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Comments: 32

The-Stroy [2015-06-24 06:09:02 +0000 UTC]

Guardsmen retreating
Commissar: WHO WILL KILL THAT BIG THING WILL GET HALF OF MY DINNER!!!
There are sometimes better methods than wasting boltpistol rounds...

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ningunrecords [2012-05-18 14:41:57 +0000 UTC]

la verdad no se si los tyranidos sean comestibles jaja

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DeMarchese In reply to ningunrecords [2012-05-18 14:50:53 +0000 UTC]

Mmmh... nope, creo que hasta la fecha no se ha encontrado la manera de cocinarlos bien.

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ningunrecords In reply to ningunrecords [2012-05-18 14:42:49 +0000 UTC]

ah la entendi mal, perdon lol

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Daedor [2011-03-12 12:18:13 +0000 UTC]

Fuck the tyranid.
Cake > Everything.

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DeMarchese In reply to Daedor [2011-03-12 23:06:30 +0000 UTC]

Absolutely sir!
Thanks for the comment.

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Daedor In reply to DeMarchese [2011-03-12 23:12:50 +0000 UTC]

Welcome.
The hive mind is a lie.

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DeMarchese In reply to Daedor [2011-03-12 23:56:46 +0000 UTC]


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ElerosseAlcarin [2010-11-30 20:19:40 +0000 UTC]

If that lictor gets me, I want MY last meal to be cake too (instead of slimy Guard rations that taste better going back up than going down).

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DeMarchese In reply to ElerosseAlcarin [2010-11-30 20:43:56 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe...good point!
;D

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ElerosseAlcarin In reply to DeMarchese [2010-11-30 21:44:08 +0000 UTC]

I don't even know what they're made of... what ARE they made of? o.o

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DeMarchese In reply to ElerosseAlcarin [2010-11-30 22:03:08 +0000 UTC]

Eldarin language.

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ElerosseAlcarin In reply to DeMarchese [2010-11-30 22:13:41 +0000 UTC]

o.o mmk

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DeMarchese In reply to ElerosseAlcarin [2010-11-30 22:20:28 +0000 UTC]

No, now seriously: The Standard Imperial Guard Rations are usually made of recycled human meat in long-time campaigns and battle scenarios.

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ElerosseAlcarin In reply to DeMarchese [2010-11-30 22:24:27 +0000 UTC]

but that's considered heretical and the commissariat or ordos would put them to death if it were discovered that happened... wouldn't they? It happened in Gaunt's Ghosts.

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DeMarchese In reply to ElerosseAlcarin [2010-11-30 22:41:40 +0000 UTC]

Actually no.
That depends on how is the supremme commander, the field rules, the situation of supplies and the war.

In many hive-worlds the human meat is recicled to fulfill the necesities of the population.

Is not heretical, only "non-recommended".

Also, there are worse rations than those...

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ElerosseAlcarin In reply to DeMarchese [2010-11-30 23:10:49 +0000 UTC]

ah ok... o.o is that in the munitorium handbook?

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DeMarchese In reply to ElerosseAlcarin [2010-12-01 07:34:37 +0000 UTC]

No.
Dark Heresy RPG Core-rulebook.

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ElerosseAlcarin In reply to DeMarchese [2010-12-01 11:17:49 +0000 UTC]

oh ok o.o umm dunno what it is exactly but ok

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DeMarchese In reply to ElerosseAlcarin [2010-12-01 11:38:00 +0000 UTC]

Here, click this:

[link]

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ElerosseAlcarin In reply to DeMarchese [2010-12-01 21:31:11 +0000 UTC]

ah I see... o.o

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orcbruto [2010-11-26 16:44:33 +0000 UTC]

Mwhahahahahahhaahha
even Tyranids looks more tasty

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JTM93 [2010-11-26 04:25:28 +0000 UTC]

nice...

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KreepingSpawn [2010-11-26 00:02:26 +0000 UTC]

Fortis Binars?

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DeMarchese In reply to KreepingSpawn [2010-11-26 07:16:18 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Commenter

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KreepingSpawn In reply to DeMarchese [2010-11-26 12:42:58 +0000 UTC]

unfortunately, i'm not at all surprized. It's just that the Fortis Binars' transgression was most familiar to me...

Here's to the Emperor, to Killen, and to propper fething rations!

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DeMarchese In reply to KreepingSpawn [2010-11-26 12:48:50 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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NPlusPlus [2010-11-25 20:22:45 +0000 UTC]

The cake is a lie.

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DeMarchese In reply to NPlusPlus [2010-11-25 21:18:47 +0000 UTC]

Thats why the Lictor is there... XD

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comradspace [2010-11-25 20:11:03 +0000 UTC]

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

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horesuto In reply to comradspace [2010-11-26 02:21:47 +0000 UTC]

No, the green beans are people.

The bacon too.

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comradspace In reply to horesuto [2010-11-26 16:30:00 +0000 UTC]

sry, that was an inside joke

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horesuto In reply to comradspace [2010-11-27 01:34:48 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry. I thought as much.

I just felt like interjecting.

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