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The-Stroy [2015-06-24 06:09:02 +0000 UTC]
Guardsmen retreating
Commissar: WHO WILL KILL THAT BIG THING WILL GET HALF OF MY DINNER!!!
There are sometimes better methods than wasting boltpistol rounds...
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ningunrecords [2012-05-18 14:41:57 +0000 UTC]
la verdad no se si los tyranidos sean comestibles jaja
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Daedor [2011-03-12 12:18:13 +0000 UTC]
Fuck the tyranid.
Cake > Everything.
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DeMarchese In reply to Daedor [2011-03-12 23:06:30 +0000 UTC]
Absolutely sir!
Thanks for the comment.
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Daedor In reply to DeMarchese [2011-03-12 23:12:50 +0000 UTC]
Welcome.
The hive mind is a lie.
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ElerosseAlcarin [2010-11-30 20:19:40 +0000 UTC]
If that lictor gets me, I want MY last meal to be cake too (instead of slimy Guard rations that taste better going back up than going down).
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ElerosseAlcarin In reply to DeMarchese [2010-11-30 21:44:08 +0000 UTC]
I don't even know what they're made of... what ARE they made of? o.o
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DeMarchese In reply to ElerosseAlcarin [2010-11-30 22:20:28 +0000 UTC]
No, now seriously: The Standard Imperial Guard Rations are usually made of recycled human meat in long-time campaigns and battle scenarios.
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ElerosseAlcarin In reply to DeMarchese [2010-11-30 22:24:27 +0000 UTC]
but that's considered heretical and the commissariat or ordos would put them to death if it were discovered that happened... wouldn't they? It happened in Gaunt's Ghosts.
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DeMarchese In reply to ElerosseAlcarin [2010-11-30 22:41:40 +0000 UTC]
Actually no.
That depends on how is the supremme commander, the field rules, the situation of supplies and the war.
In many hive-worlds the human meat is recicled to fulfill the necesities of the population.
Is not heretical, only "non-recommended".
Also, there are worse rations than those...
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ElerosseAlcarin In reply to DeMarchese [2010-11-30 23:10:49 +0000 UTC]
ah ok... o.o is that in the munitorium handbook?
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ElerosseAlcarin In reply to DeMarchese [2010-12-01 11:17:49 +0000 UTC]
oh ok o.o umm dunno what it is exactly but ok
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JTM93 [2010-11-26 04:25:28 +0000 UTC]
nice...
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KreepingSpawn [2010-11-26 00:02:26 +0000 UTC]
Fortis Binars?
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NPlusPlus [2010-11-25 20:22:45 +0000 UTC]
The cake is a lie.
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DeMarchese In reply to NPlusPlus [2010-11-25 21:18:47 +0000 UTC]
Thats why the Lictor is there... XD
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comradspace [2010-11-25 20:11:03 +0000 UTC]
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
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horesuto In reply to comradspace [2010-11-26 02:21:47 +0000 UTC]
No, the green beans are people.
The bacon too.
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comradspace In reply to horesuto [2010-11-26 16:30:00 +0000 UTC]
sry, that was an inside joke
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horesuto In reply to comradspace [2010-11-27 01:34:48 +0000 UTC]
Don't worry. I thought as much.
I just felt like interjecting.
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