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Published: 2007-08-14 11:57:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 863; Favourites: 14; Downloads: 41
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Description "He stared down at the dead kougra sympathetically, unaware of the observer lurking in the shadows.
He heard the sloshing noise of water being walked through, and his head snapped up, comically large ears trembling and eyes wide. He would have spoken to the darkness, only his screams during the attack had all but knocked his voice down to a hoarse whisper.

Ringo shivered in the rain, nudging the dead feline in slight hopes that it would get up and walk away, and that this would all just be a dream. It stayed limp, eyes frozen open in what had, for the last few seconds of it's life, been terror. " - Kai


For Kaicow x)
One of the first scenes from our current rp. It's quite an entertaining one, if I do say so myself! Sahvij stumbles across Ringo in an alley - and the pretty little stallion is standing over the newly-killed remains of a tabbycatlionthing. Ringo is torn between his sleazy beauty queen self and evil killer maniac selves and Sahvij is torn between whether to dine on ringo - or to wine and dine him. It's basically an excuse for us to make as many puns and sexual innuendos as we can (mainly revolving around 'Sahvij sharing his meat'.

SO YES!
Art.
Took me a long time. You can't really tell :/ That's a shame. This is 20% of the original size too - it kept freezing my computer.
I'd write more but my bed is calling for me.
Oh - and mature content because of the blood. You're not really supposed to know *how* Ringo killed the kittycat, so I just smeared the blood around as I pleased xP I also forgot that it was raining until afterwards so I added that in rather hastily...

EDIT: OH! And thank you to Mini, Fence and Mustangrrrl for helping with my nostril woes <3


And the usual:
Art (c) Me (Deriance)
Ringorein (c)
Sahvij (c) Me (Deriance)
-| art thieves will suffer the most terrible wrath of curly-haired madness |-
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Comments: 38

Wildbluesun [2008-02-07 21:29:54 +0000 UTC]

Oooo. That's pretty. I especially like the uni (?) in the background; you don't notice it at first, so the effect is especially sinister.

Kougra and peophin, right?

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Deriance In reply to Wildbluesun [2008-02-08 03:36:44 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! 8)
Yeah, it's my uni Sahvij in the background being generally creepy xD And a peophin and kougra in the foreground! Ten points!

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Wildbluesun In reply to Deriance [2008-02-08 17:54:14 +0000 UTC]

Yay!

I looked up peophin. XD Knew it began with p...

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escaflownundivine [2007-09-23 18:56:40 +0000 UTC]

Did you use Photo Shop on that picture?

I jusy love that picture! The peophin in there is beautiful! I used to own ALOT of Peophins... but then i caught the uni-fever and i have alot of uni's now. o_0

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sufistuk8ed [2007-08-25 00:06:18 +0000 UTC]

Wow, nice job on this... love the lighting, the rain, and all that fun hidden stuff in the background. Very very nice.

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gutter-child [2007-08-17 01:22:56 +0000 UTC]

Bot, Sahvij sure is ripe for such things. He's a sex machine, no? xD Awesome job. x3

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Deriance In reply to gutter-child [2007-08-18 07:46:05 +0000 UTC]

I think he's just a manwhore... xD
And thank you!

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muffinonie [2007-08-16 18:07:19 +0000 UTC]

o:
You win.


lawl. I think everything to be said already has.

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Deriance In reply to muffinonie [2007-08-18 07:45:52 +0000 UTC]

xD
*tacklesnug*
Thank youuu! <3

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unstorm [2007-08-16 12:35:53 +0000 UTC]

Arrrggg. You make me wish I still had the time/energy/motivation/skill/stuff to roleplay. Butyes. Kudos to you Laur. The plot/RP sounds awesome.

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Deriance In reply to unstorm [2007-08-18 07:45:42 +0000 UTC]

xD
I don't know if I *do* have the time/energy/motivation/skill/stuff to roleplay - just ask Kai. I once went a month without replying...

And thank youuu!

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unstorm In reply to Deriance [2007-08-19 11:57:13 +0000 UTC]

LOL. I slaughtered my roleplay. Literally. Just didn't reply one day. We were talking randomly in another neomail and I replied to them, but that's tapered off too. SO I KILLED IT O:.

And you're welcommme.

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nascarhero [2007-08-15 22:44:24 +0000 UTC]

Although it is sad, it tells a story. I really like it.

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Deriance In reply to nascarhero [2007-08-18 07:44:59 +0000 UTC]

Aw, I'm glad x) Thank you!

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Larkahncieling [2007-08-15 03:26:23 +0000 UTC]

This is the sort of thing that goes under the heading "Times When It's Okay To Say 'Fuck'". xD
FABULOUS, Laur! 8O

I think this means I'll be your little minion, now. *follows you obediently on a leash* 83

Oh yes... and that I'll favourite it. <3 xD

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Deriance In reply to Larkahncieling [2007-08-18 07:44:44 +0000 UTC]

xD
What are the other times...? *curious*

And thankkk youuuuu!
<3

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FlockofFlamingos [2007-08-14 21:01:36 +0000 UTC]

THAT'S AMAZING. @_@ I can feel the emotions falling out of it like rain. And the lighting on Ringo is just fantastic. .___________. -passes out-

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Deriance In reply to FlockofFlamingos [2007-08-18 07:44:21 +0000 UTC]

*snugs you*
Aw, thanks Ruanypoo! xD You're so sweet.

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FlockofFlamingos In reply to Deriance [2007-08-18 14:34:35 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome. ^___^ -is snugged-

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Ragles-Bagels [2007-08-14 21:00:57 +0000 UTC]

I remember reading that. This is an excellent picture Laur. You have gotten so amazing. -envies your skills-

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Deriance In reply to Ragles-Bagels [2007-08-18 07:44:06 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, do you agree it's the most serious post in the rp? xD
And thank you! You flatter me, Wag 8P

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Ragles-Bagels In reply to Deriance [2007-09-02 20:27:22 +0000 UTC]

Hehe Lol yes, probably it is xD

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Kaicow [2007-08-14 18:32:04 +0000 UTC]

Woah, that's probably the most serious post I've typed in that entire roleplay. xD

I actually got to see this around twenty minutes ago but all I could really type was "o:" so I decided to go make some food and calm myself down to the point where I could type.

Now I have some ramen so I'll get to typing.

o:
O:
OOOOO:
wow.

Jeebus Laur that's amazing D: You like, win the Internet and then some.
See, this is why I draw you so much fanart - because I know that when you draw something for me I'll have to dish out twenty more pictures just to compare to your awesomeness. >:

Ringo looks so saaaadd~ and you said you couldn't do emotion, haha.

And I see Savvy! It took me a while because my glasses are all smudged but he's still sex-with-legs even as a creepyshadowything. ;3
I vote we start calling him Supersex the second.

Flori: *grumbles*
Ringo: *kicks Flori* >:c

Aaaanyways!
To sum it up, this is amazing, I love you so much, you managed to make Ringo look so sexy here that even /I'd/ hit it(lol sexual slang), and now I owe you like...three million point two pictures. >:

This is so on my desktop now. WIN!

Ringo: *licks Laur* <3

Ohyeah and Fav'd. xD *almost forgot to mention that*

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Deriance In reply to Kaicow [2007-08-16 23:39:53 +0000 UTC]

IT TOTALLY *IS* THE MOST SERIOUS QUOTE IN THE WHOLE RP!
xD

It was a toss-up between that one and the "Ringo wasn't sure if he'd wet himself or not (etc..)" one.

AND YAY! I'm -so- glad you like it! x) I still owe you.. loads though xD Just give me time!

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Kaicow In reply to Deriance [2007-08-17 01:39:41 +0000 UTC]

Lawl, that bit even makes me laugh, and I have a tendency to look back at what I thought was funny at the time and go "wow I suck".

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literatehyaena [2007-08-14 17:06:57 +0000 UTC]

The way you do Peophins has always sort of awed me. You take a pet most people prop up with magic and prop them up with sound anatomy instead. They seem to come alive in your hands. Way to go with the emotion here. The writing is superb.

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Deriance In reply to literatehyaena [2007-08-16 23:05:38 +0000 UTC]

Aw x) *flattered*
Thank you so much!

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jenniferstuber [2007-08-14 16:39:14 +0000 UTC]

Daaaaang! That looks SO realistic! I love the rain.

OMFG. I just noticed Sahvij was in the picture. xD Those eyes are CREEPY.

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Deriance In reply to jenniferstuber [2007-08-16 23:05:24 +0000 UTC]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Yeah. Sahvij is pretty creepy 0__o Sorry about that.
And thanks, Booooobles! <3

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catheetiem [2007-08-14 14:46:02 +0000 UTC]

The cat looks amazing!!!

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Deriance In reply to catheetiem [2007-08-16 23:04:54 +0000 UTC]

You really think so? I was worried it looked too much like a tabby-dog xD
Thanks!

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catheetiem In reply to Deriance [2007-08-17 00:31:22 +0000 UTC]

Ohmygod no, it looks like a photograph!!!

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mark827 [2007-08-14 14:28:44 +0000 UTC]

poor kitty kitty! I love the pose, and the colors!

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Deriance In reply to mark827 [2007-08-16 23:04:10 +0000 UTC]

I know - Poor kitty! xD I really like cats too...
And thanks!

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mark827 In reply to Deriance [2007-08-16 23:33:52 +0000 UTC]

your welcome! I love kitties!

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Inthebellyofthewhale [2007-08-14 14:09:03 +0000 UTC]

wow...this hold so much emotions! =o You picked the colors really well Laur! Kai-zor's gonna luff this!

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Deriance In reply to Inthebellyofthewhale [2007-08-16 23:04:02 +0000 UTC]

Thank youuuuu, luff!

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