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Published: 2019-06-13 23:18:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 7770; Favourites: 172; Downloads: 44
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Description It's surprisingly hard to come up with rock-based sex puns that don't rely on the word 'rock'.
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Comments: 25

SammyW28 [2019-07-15 02:47:43 +0000 UTC]

"I thought I couldn't love him anymore..."
We feel the same way about you, honey

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TorturedArtist745 [2019-07-03 03:28:20 +0000 UTC]

 "And best of all, there no need for a condom."
 "Yeah, she knows what's she's talking about."

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pjabrony [2019-06-21 13:28:14 +0000 UTC]

"Now we both have great cleavage." 

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GoldandSliverDragon [2019-06-18 00:07:12 +0000 UTC]

She is doing it on purpose and if you won't around then that wasn't the only thing she would be doing

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RuneSoldierDan [2019-06-17 12:49:30 +0000 UTC]

Maud was really trying to make the show PG-13 with this one.

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SammyW28 In reply to RuneSoldierDan [2019-07-15 02:46:39 +0000 UTC]

Screw that! Go for R!

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Sirlink360 In reply to RuneSoldierDan [2019-06-22 06:17:08 +0000 UTC]

XD

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TheoneAj [2019-06-15 13:10:07 +0000 UTC]

You can say those cocks had a boner to pick with him :3

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Nyerguds [2019-06-14 21:27:44 +0000 UTC]

"Lying down", actually, not "laying down".

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Fermin-Tenava [2019-06-14 21:13:07 +0000 UTC]

 "Let's get sedimentic together!"


 "Please put the matrix in my brekzie!"


 "Now we can do real stratomaso, bitch."


 "I want you to get all magmatit on my rich formation."

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meiyeezhu [2019-06-14 21:09:39 +0000 UTC]

Pppfftt, obviously! You've been overindulging yourself with talks of agalmatophilia with your boyfriend back at the party, Maud!!

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templar127 [2019-06-14 19:14:34 +0000 UTC]

Hey Maud I know what else is rock hard on him, and its down there!

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PhoenixFlambe [2019-06-14 17:24:14 +0000 UTC]

Maud is nympho confirmed.

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Eric-Michael-Kline [2019-06-14 11:00:25 +0000 UTC]

I always knew Maud's boyfriend was stone cold Mofo!

But I didn't realize he also knew how to rock!

I guess he cemented his romance with Maud!

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kallenin [2019-06-14 10:51:48 +0000 UTC]

o god...why did i just have to think of Cold Stone Creamery?  >_<

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tirilee [2019-06-14 08:32:50 +0000 UTC]

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AceWissle [2019-06-14 07:09:26 +0000 UTC]

"It's surprisingly hard to come up with rock-based sex puns that don't rely on the word 'rock'."

Haha, you did amazing though ~~


making a bed rock...


I love how she's checking out / feeling his cock in the 3rd panel, lol. Subtle Maud, real subtle.

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imercenary [2019-06-14 03:15:24 +0000 UTC]

"friend"

Starlight has truly mastered friendship.

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DrX-Raven [2019-06-14 03:13:55 +0000 UTC]

(OoC: Always knew Maud had issues, but at least back then, we didn't think she should be sent to jail)

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Tank34762 [2019-06-14 02:19:35 +0000 UTC]

This is good comedy.

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zukos-swig [2019-06-14 01:24:26 +0000 UTC]

A+ Maud was on fire that episode, and you only made it better!

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NoIDAvaliable [2019-06-14 00:53:05 +0000 UTC]

I want to make a rock-based joke, but it's hard



Oh, wait...

All in all, great comic!

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aqdrobert [2019-06-14 00:40:29 +0000 UTC]

Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?
Maybe we better lava alone.

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sigel4ever [2019-06-14 00:31:17 +0000 UTC]

the mystery pony attacks again!

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ModelOmegaTyler [2019-06-14 00:18:13 +0000 UTC]

still, good strip

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