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Published: 2006-05-25 17:46:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 45248; Favourites: 1359; Downloads: 6280
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Description This one was born out of necessity:

Every time i take a leak, I'm forced to stare at a white wall. Forget the cliche stream and river images that are supposed to get me to want to urinate. If im in the bathroom, then its because I already want to! No need for extra motivation, thanks.

But one of the great things about public restrooms is without a doubt.......the writings on the walls. Oh yes. So i figured that I'd have some clever reading material for my bathroom, and some homage to the unknown poets and artists who use public property as canvas.

From a design point of view, what other work will allow you to obliterate the "no more than 2 fonts" rule?
the one thing that kept bothering me was the toilet. But then it hit me: That's how i see it when i go into a stall: the rough walls and floor compared to the smoothness of the toilet. I tried doing away with it.....but no, didnt work much. The rest is pretty much obvious, some filth, fingerprints, scratches; all digitally created to simulate, but not imitate, a public stall wall.

Some of the writings are my own, some are taken from many articles and archives and......well....reading it in public stalls. Some research was actually made for this one

Now im finally gonna have something interesting to read

EDIT: WALLPAPER version
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Comments: 396

TheOwlLover [2015-02-22 16:25:39 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha @ "Flush it anyways you darned hippie!"

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queen-13 [2011-02-12 10:20:37 +0000 UTC]

Fantastic!!! Someone needs to do the female version of this!!

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dinyctis In reply to queen-13 [2011-02-21 15:23:21 +0000 UTC]

I've never been to a ladies room, so I wouldn't know the literature

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JohnnyKurr [2011-01-16 06:35:56 +0000 UTC]

Absolutely hilarious. 8,,D And it is the throne. The most majestic of thrones.

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Moonydancer-Antaraa [2010-12-20 06:40:36 +0000 UTC]

ill get it printed and paste it in my toilet!

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EmpressHockee [2010-10-15 15:35:07 +0000 UTC]

this is pretty much pure awesome. i like when public restrooms have the sign which says please don't write in the stalls, but has the most graffiti. yeah, those signs seem to really be working.

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dinyctis In reply to EmpressHockee [2010-11-10 03:06:38 +0000 UTC]

It is the most honest form of boring writing!

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Niaerdh [2010-08-05 14:41:10 +0000 UTC]

I always have a centropen with me just to comment if I saw something like that. Love it.
Last time I thought about the triangles while shitting and I drew the mathematic proof of Pythagoras' c^2=a^2+b^2

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dinyctis In reply to Niaerdh [2010-08-05 14:50:40 +0000 UTC]

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Niaerdh In reply to Niaerdh [2010-08-05 14:44:56 +0000 UTC]

but mister, what I forgot to say, this is brilliant

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ThinkingAboutIt [2010-08-02 23:40:55 +0000 UTC]

GENIUS. XD

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randomnz [2010-08-01 10:02:51 +0000 UTC]

That is absolute genius. just had to fav it. i have a feeling a couple of these may appear in some more public bathrooms... in no part due to myself of course

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dinyctis In reply to randomnz [2010-08-01 17:52:47 +0000 UTC]

Many of these already were in public bathrooms

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XaviaPhoenix [2010-06-18 18:49:12 +0000 UTC]

If you changed that one in the black circle to:

Pity the poor dork
Who's poetic aptitude
Is enhanced by shit

It would be a haiku... Lol, I study things too much. But anyway, I also get a great deal of amusement from reading bathroom graffiti. Maybe I should write a long poem or Shakespearean sonnet about feces and write it on the wall of a burger king bathroom stall. I'd love to see what happens.

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dinyctis In reply to XaviaPhoenix [2010-06-18 20:54:35 +0000 UTC]

It would also be grammatically incorrect! It should be "whose"

Sorry, couldn't resist

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XaviaPhoenix In reply to dinyctis [2010-06-18 21:20:38 +0000 UTC]

lol, I thought I was just repeating what was on your "bathroom wall" here, but maybe I missed something. XD

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dinyctis In reply to XaviaPhoenix [2010-06-18 21:30:53 +0000 UTC]

Whoops, nevermind. I thought you typed that one on your own. After a couple of years, I keep finding stuff that I had forgotten about on this poster

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Awesomicle [2010-05-22 04:13:26 +0000 UTC]

hahaha! so funny!

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Chys [2010-05-21 23:00:35 +0000 UTC]

lol

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DAGOOFYGOOBER [2010-05-21 15:49:02 +0000 UTC]

that's one dirty place to take a crap! why are there smears lol!

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dinyctis In reply to DAGOOFYGOOBER [2010-05-21 15:55:29 +0000 UTC]

It was Joe fighting for his life

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frostandfrogs [2010-05-06 09:42:02 +0000 UTC]

Ahahahaha! @ Joe, 42, and shitting on the ceiling

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KLM9 [2010-05-02 01:41:03 +0000 UTC]

Haha the "Fountain of Youth" made me chuckle...among other ones on there.

Makes me think of some of the weird things I've seen written on them walls.

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laptitevache [2009-11-09 00:35:26 +0000 UTC]

...be a hero and shit on the ceiling *looks up* lol
love this ^_^

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Lucapuuk [2009-11-02 14:41:35 +0000 UTC]

This is soo FUN
Really awesome ^_^

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Mird5892 [2009-09-13 16:59:51 +0000 UTC]

God is dead. -Joe
Joe is dead. -God
I'm sorry for submitting the oh-so-tacky 'quoting' comment. But this literally made me LOL.

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dinyctis In reply to Mird5892 [2009-09-19 16:53:20 +0000 UTC]

It's the simple ones that get the most laughs. People also seem to like the "Jesus saves" one.

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omeruysal [2009-09-08 15:00:44 +0000 UTC]

nice

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dramionewhynothraco [2009-08-26 20:58:46 +0000 UTC]

"Jesus saves,"
"Moses invests."
ROFLMAO!

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belzigermusel [2009-07-12 08:46:46 +0000 UTC]

Lol, funniest thing I saw in a while

I have to remember "If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down"
Exactly the same saying exists in Germany: "Wenn es Gelb ist bleibt es stehn, wenn es braun ist darf es gehn" XDD Ooooh yeah.

"It's amazing how many people crap with pens" XDD

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eternity-4ever [2009-07-07 05:46:30 +0000 UTC]

ROFL! OMG!!! ANOTHER PIECE OF GOLD! I especially like "It's amazing how many people crap with pens." So very very true...

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LifesDestiny [2009-05-30 22:58:35 +0000 UTC]

I ABSOLUTELY love this. I laughed at quite a few but I know what it's like having to look at stuff like that on a daily basis. for sure.

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Zhakathoom [2009-05-27 08:05:16 +0000 UTC]

Probably spent more time looking at this than any other artwork I've seen lately.

Really fun and "fresh".

- z

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dinyctis In reply to Zhakathoom [2009-05-27 22:19:25 +0000 UTC]

After a few years, I keep finding new stuff in it that I'd forgot about

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ichi-tori [2009-05-07 03:23:21 +0000 UTC]

there are no words to express how epic this is.

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duygualtumsek [2009-04-04 20:53:00 +0000 UTC]


its very funny

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DreamChaser-01 [2009-02-08 09:50:08 +0000 UTC]

Forgot a classic

"Killroy was here"

I want this is my bathroom so bad, added to wishlist

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DemonKitsuneOfNight [2009-01-11 01:17:28 +0000 UTC]

Epic win!

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Cinimond [2008-12-29 16:13:46 +0000 UTC]

that is awesome! ->

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Cinimond [2008-12-29 16:13:01 +0000 UTC]

that is awesome! ->

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woObi-Laiene [2008-11-16 15:29:09 +0000 UTC]

cool. haha!

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sshama [2008-08-11 17:54:35 +0000 UTC]

hehe

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Krylzay [2008-07-24 01:16:27 +0000 UTC]

My favorite bathroom wall by far. Really good work keep it up.

"Anyone who says sex is the greatest thing in the world has never really, really, really really, needed to take a shit."

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buuba [2008-07-15 20:30:18 +0000 UTC]

''(...)be a hero and shit on the ceiling'' hahaha xD that's awesome.

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cele88k8 [2008-07-07 03:24:59 +0000 UTC]

jajaajajaa XD

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AirrKill [2008-06-15 01:11:48 +0000 UTC]

I love this!<3333333

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slowdog294 [2008-06-03 22:26:18 +0000 UTC]



This got featutred in my journal. Scroll down to see it.

:iconoegelplz:

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battlefate [2008-04-09 00:15:09 +0000 UTC]

The 42 is the best part. <3

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kennyisdeadiamtavi [2008-04-08 19:47:01 +0000 UTC]

I read all of them and they're great. This is awesome work man

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ramikin [2008-04-06 03:58:33 +0000 UTC]

oh my god i wish i went to toilets with such clever writings on them.... all ours are stuff like "free chocolate" and Jake lives here....

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