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Published: 2012-06-25 14:43:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 36387; Favourites: 1006; Downloads: 241
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I never remember my first hour or so of consciousness in the morning. But by following the trail of destruction from my bed to the computer I can deduce that Iā€™m probably not a morning person.

Every Facebook like twogag gets is like telling my teachers that they were wrong.

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Comments: 76

CelticIrishgirl [2013-07-15 12:19:04 +0000 UTC]

Neither am I. I woke up maybe two and a half hours ago, it's 8:18 AM, and I'm still trying not to fall asleep/

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TheRedTopHat [2013-07-04 08:04:40 +0000 UTC]

ahahaha boob poke

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Shouhda [2013-04-25 00:43:51 +0000 UTC]

I like Peppy!

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flutterlicious20 [2012-11-22 03:01:12 +0000 UTC]

lololol me too. I never remember the first 45 minutes of my morning unless something important happens.

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DevilsCry82 [2012-07-04 03:14:05 +0000 UTC]

Definately not a morning person.

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CMVreud [2012-07-03 18:30:01 +0000 UTC]

i wish i had somebody like that to start a day with
or at least somebody
somebody who gets me out of my bed,
or comes in snuggeling

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NeonLollypopXXL [2012-06-30 09:44:10 +0000 UTC]

Peppy is totall copy of my dad

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germanvisitor In reply to NeonLollypopXXL [2012-12-22 02:07:07 +0000 UTC]

With the last word it became weird.

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theEyZmaster [2012-06-29 12:28:38 +0000 UTC]

Ha!

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Hematime [2012-06-26 23:57:16 +0000 UTC]

boobz

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FrancineDelgado [2012-06-26 19:51:15 +0000 UTC]

is she always with that attitude? LOL

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ArcanePhotographer [2012-06-26 15:59:25 +0000 UTC]

Either she'd angry about waking up ealy or she's jelious of the other girls breasts...Just throwing it out there to see the reactions to this comment

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Some-Wench [2012-06-26 15:26:29 +0000 UTC]

Me all over. Though I may of smashed the cup and disfigured her with the shards.


I'm not a morning person.

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vxemy [2012-06-26 05:51:48 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. like the boob comments wouldn't come be here.

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g3m1n1 [2012-06-26 05:28:46 +0000 UTC]

aw, is somebody jealous because someone has bigger boobs than you?

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Shaed-Knightwing [2012-06-26 03:45:24 +0000 UTC]

I think I faved this more for the author's note at the bottom than the actual comic. XD "The trail of destruction from my bed to the computer" sounds like me when I get up without putting on my glasses.

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Taku-chan13 [2012-06-26 03:25:48 +0000 UTC]

OMG. That is me and my (insert family member here)EVERY. SINGLE. MORNING.

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Hyperotaku101 [2012-06-26 03:00:56 +0000 UTC]

Omg. She's squishing her boob! X3

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HeartofDusk [2012-06-26 02:18:10 +0000 UTC]

3': and didn't break a sweat, that's a tough work out

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LDMythos [2012-06-26 02:01:56 +0000 UTC]

I love these. The artwork, the humor... all great. Thank you! I hope you'll keep doing these.

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MercyTheDestroyer [2012-06-26 01:58:42 +0000 UTC]

Wow. Guy's tiny.

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trackia [2012-06-26 01:30:16 +0000 UTC]

Is this the first time there's been side-portraits on 2GAG?
Probably not, but it's still interesting =3=

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iceyr [2012-06-26 00:33:37 +0000 UTC]

lol *touch!*

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henpitts [2012-06-25 23:23:32 +0000 UTC]

The last time I remember waking up in the early morning with a "Good Morning World" I think I was 12 years old.

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AniMerrill [2012-06-25 23:21:01 +0000 UTC]

Let's be honest, after the last panel all that anyone can focus on is the boob poke.

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ocelot99992003 [2012-06-25 23:03:59 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA the boobpoke of shame!

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decora-rei-14592 [2012-06-25 22:47:42 +0000 UTC]

is the perky trainer brittish? i read her bubbles with a brittish accent...

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lore-mx [2012-06-25 21:14:08 +0000 UTC]

What is the problem with mornings? All these morning and non-morning people. In my experience, if you get enough sleep the night, don't get drunk, or party so hard you can't move, you would have an awesome morning.

And im still waiting for someone to take a swing at me for being awake and alert in the morning. Then again, I stand a better chance of dogging and countering, see as how I work grave, so my nights ending when theirs is just starting.

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SailorKnightWing In reply to lore-mx [2012-06-26 02:47:18 +0000 UTC]

It's not like that for everyone. Some people, especially teenagers and young adults, biologically function better late at night than in the morning. Some of us have trouble sleeping due to allergies or back pain. Some of us naturally need more than the average 8 hours and cannot get it.

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KaijuDuke [2012-06-25 21:01:48 +0000 UTC]

Who's Peppy? She seems like someone that be funny to see interacting with Guy more in the future XD

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aggielexi [2012-06-25 20:45:17 +0000 UTC]

And we never heard from the mysterious peppy gal again.

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ChronoSFX [2012-06-25 20:44:48 +0000 UTC]

I love this. She reminds me of most of my relationships...

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joeford [2012-06-25 20:27:25 +0000 UTC]

If that were my life coach I wouldn't struggle getting out of bed ...

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OmegaWolf141 [2012-06-25 20:09:03 +0000 UTC]

I completely DESPISE mornings.

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zathraya [2012-06-25 19:59:46 +0000 UTC]

I think I'd be like that with someone in the morning too.

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DeadCobra [2012-06-25 19:20:45 +0000 UTC]

Very funny
I like what i see

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HaybailScott [2012-06-25 19:07:15 +0000 UTC]

life coach girl is kinda hot..guy feels threatened!

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CrossOutBryce [2012-06-25 19:06:07 +0000 UTC]

This happened to me yesterday, except I got slapped afterwards XD

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kokoka [2012-06-25 18:59:17 +0000 UTC]

peppy has a crazy curvy chest

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bikemerc [2012-06-25 18:53:50 +0000 UTC]

New girl is hot!

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bloodlustersoldier [2012-06-25 18:49:27 +0000 UTC]

Guys's just jealous because Peppy has bigger boobs then her.

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FerGaliciaArt [2012-06-25 18:26:50 +0000 UTC]

I tho she was just mean with people she knew. Kinda 2-d personality.

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Selbstknuddeljacke [2012-06-25 18:20:44 +0000 UTC]

remind me very much of myself xD

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Brigazoid [2012-06-25 17:53:30 +0000 UTC]

boobie touch

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crazystarshiine [2012-06-25 17:52:49 +0000 UTC]

lmfao, I love the pirate gaze. I always have that in the early morning.

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Koma-Night [2012-06-25 17:49:52 +0000 UTC]

This just proves my point!
Don't mess with none morning people in the morning!
Just shut up, give then their coffee and watch the morning slowly fade away with them as they rip the head off of anyone who had the unfortunate luck of getting in their way.

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Rollinlol95 [2012-06-25 17:29:24 +0000 UTC]

Two words:

...Get
Lost!...
XD

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3Dimitri [2012-06-25 17:23:09 +0000 UTC]

Boobpoke.

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Vonrow [2012-06-25 17:17:50 +0000 UTC]

that would be me, in the morning, without sufficient amounts of caffiene. People FEAR me in the morning. I am not even cose to a tlerable human until I have had a few cups. hehe

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sumgie1 [2012-06-25 17:07:47 +0000 UTC]

I like it. Fine visuals and a tough punchline.

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