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Published: 2013-03-06 19:55:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 31987; Favourites: 1025; Downloads: 123
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I used to save up all my affection but one day I got kinda reckless and spent it all. In my defense it was a pretty great Hot Pocket.

I hope you got some despise left to spend because you haven't visited the Twogag Facebook page yet today.

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Comments: 48

theatricaly [2013-05-30 07:42:24 +0000 UTC]

this, is, war.

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Chicha-tan24 [2013-04-01 06:22:34 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha xD Makes me feel like I should have a budget on my feelings too.

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Orhblin [2013-03-10 00:15:04 +0000 UTC]

i have to fill out some in my love budget to afford this.

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AScarletmoon17 [2013-03-08 01:22:13 +0000 UTC]

hahaha XD

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ElectronicCyborg [2013-03-07 23:42:08 +0000 UTC]

[this comment has been deleted due to the pure hate of everything in it]

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Shadowwshade [2013-03-07 20:10:18 +0000 UTC]

I need to spend my hate more wisely from now on -.-

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CentiumCuspis [2013-03-07 17:48:14 +0000 UTC]

I used up most of my hate in middle school and my last job. One of my bosses was a neo-hipster.

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NinjaManRed896 [2013-03-07 14:55:39 +0000 UTC]

"Hate budget" huh? Makes sense

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Razmere [2013-03-07 04:34:47 +0000 UTC]

If she hates him so much, why are they always hanging out?

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AsharaNi In reply to Razmere [2013-03-07 13:42:08 +0000 UTC]

She has said it before-it's because her hate for him is 'unconditional' and she'll never leave him...I suppose she hates him so much that the hate has twisted into itself and become love... Or sth like that, anyway.

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SogenOkami In reply to Razmere [2013-03-07 11:58:42 +0000 UTC]

A tsundere thing I think.

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SchwarzerRitter In reply to Razmere [2013-03-07 08:51:17 +0000 UTC]

All are horrible people. My guess is they hang out so they can morally superior.

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Darkauthor81 [2013-03-07 04:18:31 +0000 UTC]

If you don't ration your hate wisely, you wont have any left for the important things in life!

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lynchkidme [2013-03-07 04:01:39 +0000 UTC]

BHAHAAH THIS IS AWESOME, SO ME

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KevinRollins [2013-03-07 03:41:31 +0000 UTC]

Okay, this is just brilliant.

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Zeredek [2013-03-07 03:20:24 +0000 UTC]

Neo-Hipsters?

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SevenPrayers In reply to Zeredek [2013-03-07 03:54:31 +0000 UTC]

They are people that have become hipsters because it is now cool.

One wonders what happens to the actual hipsters now.

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Whackedgourd In reply to SevenPrayers [2013-03-07 19:00:14 +0000 UTC]

The real hipsters were swallowed in the whole Neo hipster thing. Suddenly they were cool and hot, so they eventually burned away in self hatred. They are the neo bohomenians you see on the street corner. Give them cash so they can develop their left over film negatives.

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automouse13 [2013-03-07 02:40:44 +0000 UTC]

Too funny! I love it!

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FullMetal-Landon [2013-03-07 02:30:54 +0000 UTC]

I have an unlimited supply of hatred. I'm like the Bill Gates of loathing!

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alienavian [2013-03-07 02:09:44 +0000 UTC]

I just love this comic!

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Kyoko-Li [2013-03-07 00:50:44 +0000 UTC]

XD

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andwhyisit [2013-03-06 23:51:39 +0000 UTC]

Isn't it meant to be "despite"?

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Ashlore In reply to andwhyisit [2013-03-07 00:52:23 +0000 UTC]

Nope! [link]

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andwhyisit In reply to Ashlore [2013-03-10 12:17:30 +0000 UTC]

You missed the point. That dictionary entry you linked to says that "despise" is a verb, not a noun. Drunken-Novice has written it as a noun. This is wrong.

"Despite" on the other hand IS very much a noun.

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Ashlore In reply to andwhyisit [2013-03-10 12:25:07 +0000 UTC]

Indeed, you are right!
Brb, back to elementary school!

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masterofshadows [2013-03-06 23:12:23 +0000 UTC]

I could've swore that if anyone had unlimited hate it would be Guy.

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DeadCobra [2013-03-06 23:08:26 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious
I haw a limitless amount of haltered but i haw it under control

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Velox-Mortis [2013-03-06 23:03:28 +0000 UTC]

I love her expression in the last panel.

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The-Door-Knobs-Bite [2013-03-06 22:47:54 +0000 UTC]

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SilverMoon9897 [2013-03-06 22:27:06 +0000 UTC]

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ominomeccanico [2013-03-06 21:54:06 +0000 UTC]

she have special eyes

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dreamingofsunshine [2013-03-06 21:52:59 +0000 UTC]

Please make a full book of these comics. That would be awesome, they're the best.

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trackia In reply to dreamingofsunshine [2013-03-07 10:34:17 +0000 UTC]

I'd totally buy that!

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Darkleonn [2013-03-06 21:43:24 +0000 UTC]

i like how you played with diferent angles on this comic ^^ Great job

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SkeyeDragon [2013-03-06 21:17:01 +0000 UTC]

I feel the need to express my love for this page.

and wayne looks adorable in the last panel.

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AnnabelD [2013-03-06 21:08:24 +0000 UTC]

ahaha the sign says "place" xD didn't notice that at first

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AnnabelD [2013-03-06 21:07:42 +0000 UTC]

I don't know if the comic is more funny or the description

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EpicsofNoche [2013-03-06 21:05:50 +0000 UTC]

xD HOT POOOOOCKET

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moo-moo-bear [2013-03-06 20:59:36 +0000 UTC]

I really love this and I really really really love your style

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r0-nin [2013-03-06 20:29:29 +0000 UTC]

hot pockets never live up to their aroma

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DEADZ0RS [2013-03-06 20:20:13 +0000 UTC]

The description make me laugh more than the comic sometimes.
Perhaps I just save all my joy for the end.

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passing37 [2013-03-06 20:11:56 +0000 UTC]

He wants her, but if he touches her he's dead.

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00Hunny00 In reply to passing37 [2013-03-06 23:16:55 +0000 UTC]

I know right?

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DEADZ0RS In reply to passing37 [2013-03-06 20:17:35 +0000 UTC]

That's how all of my relationship go, am I missing something?

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Erknen [2013-03-06 20:10:20 +0000 UTC]

I found this comic to be enjoyable.

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TheHandsomeRockLee [2013-03-06 20:10:04 +0000 UTC]

Her expression in the last panel is priceless!

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Lynchly [2013-03-06 20:09:10 +0000 UTC]

I like how you made this comic more dynamic!

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