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Published: 2014-11-14 10:34:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 1996; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 1
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I finally managed to pick up the pen and doodle a thing. It's not much, but it's enough to get me back into the drawing groove so that I can work on the things I should've started ages ago.This is pretty much a redraw of this old thing that I was never happy with:
Anways,
Art and the Dragon in the constipated pose [c] =me
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He really really does. And good grief that song is perfect actually (plus I love the original song too). And yeah, they definitely can relate to Jake XD
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Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu DX Jake!!1 Let the kitties goooooooooooooooooooooooo! DX
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Pfft, as long as I have a say, he will XD. Probably in the most humiliating fashion XD
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*hits him* LET THE CATS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Jake: *groans* Fine. *coughs up two soaked kittens, but keeps the last one trapped inside like a jerk* That's all of 'em.
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Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure............ Spit it out =_=
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Jake: Eh, fine. *spits out the final kitten and scowls* Happy now?
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Jake: *watches and pouts* Ya know they're gonna kill ya in your sleep, right?
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No... I have cats and they just snuggle me ^^
(What? XD)
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Jake: *snorts* That's what they WANT ya to think. But they'll get ya when ya least expect it.
(Never heard of a cat-hating delusional dragon? XD)
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Riiiiiiiiiiiight XD
(Pfft XD LOL)
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Jake: IT'S TRUE.
(XD)
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*throws a cat at him*Β
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Jake: *jumps back and hisses*
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Jake: ... -flails- ACKK! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
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*bursts out laughing*Β
(Why is he so scared of them? O.O)
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Jake: *flailing and screeching* DO NOT LIKE DO NOT LIKE DO NOT LIKE
(It's not so much the cat as the fact that it's hugging him. Hugs freak him out, and then he hates cats so it's like the perfect mix to terrify him XD)
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PFFFFFFFFT XD LOLΒ
Cat: *licks him*Β
(Why doesn;t he like them?)
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HEHEHEH XD
Jake: *stares at the cat, wide-eyed, and screams* OH GOD, IT'S EATING ME!!! DX
(I...don't know. It started as a jealousy thing as a joke because he acts like a cat a lot, and now it's like he has some sort of phobia...
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O.o? it licked you.....Β
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Jake: It's tryin to rip my face off!!
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I'm just waiting for the cats to start clawing his insides out. XD
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And I don't think you'll be having to wait long for that XD
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The punk! 
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I always want to do that X/
But you would certainly be safer with that armor. He throws horrible hissy fits XD
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Tarot - You do realize cats have claws, right Jake--and how much easier will it be to cut out your organs from /inside/ of you then outside~?
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Jake: -suddenly grimaces- You just had to give them ideas, didn't ya?
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What can I say? I'm a cat person~!
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Jake: -growls- they're monsters and you know it.Β
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Jake: Spit what out? *tries to tug his sweatshirt down further* Eheh...
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The cats I can smell the scent of cats on your breath
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Jake: Now your imagining things. I ain't smelling any cats. *smiles nervously*
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*she sniffs again* definite cats.... Jake you know how I am with animals
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Jake: *whines* But it's just a cat!
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*sighs loudly* you won't digest it will you?
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Jake: *pouts* I haven't decided yet.
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*she crosses her arms* Jakkkeeee *she stops and then cracks a mischievous grin*
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Jake: What? *sees her face and eyes her with suspicion*
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"What about your child? Its pretty much the same thing" *she sends a mental message so the girl cannot hear it*
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(This is the one with the cat. Jake was asking why she was grinning)
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*she keeps her grin and suddenly opens his mouth and sticks her head in, knowing he can not resist her flavoring*
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Jake: Gak! *is taken by surprise swallows instinctively, eyes wide*
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