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Fancy-goldfish132 [2017-04-24 07:10:56 +0000 UTC]
asyluminmate12
5 Nov 2016
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
I'm so sorry
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warriorcats54322 [2014-04-14 18:46:30 +0000 UTC]
This made me giggle, as I had to write a poem for my English class and I decided on doing a haiku, I really experienced this problem!
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hedwigchan24501 [2014-03-16 21:29:55 +0000 UTC]
Congrats: you made me laugh
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Ekajra In reply to hedwigchan24501 [2014-03-16 22:40:04 +0000 UTC]
Huzzah! And thanks for the fave as well.
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TheAuthorMissN [2014-03-10 17:45:29 +0000 UTC]
Ha! Pieces like this make me smile more than some long and complicated poems.
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Ekajra In reply to TheAuthorMissN [2014-03-10 23:47:52 +0000 UTC]
Glad to be of service, and thanks for the fave as well.
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Jester-of-Kings [2013-09-04 21:28:17 +0000 UTC]
Thank you for making my day with this clever little haiku.
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Ekajra In reply to Jester-of-Kings [2013-09-05 02:53:32 +0000 UTC]
Glad to be of service, and thank you for the favoriting.
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PeeDubya [2013-07-19 09:42:20 +0000 UTC]
Silly little bits of lit like this make me smile. Love it.
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Ekajra In reply to PeeDubya [2013-07-19 22:23:16 +0000 UTC]
Glad to be of service to you. And thanks for the fave as well.
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Brisingr-Arget [2013-04-19 14:00:59 +0000 UTC]
Very, very good!
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Ekajra In reply to Brisingr-Arget [2013-04-19 20:08:20 +0000 UTC]
Thank you, thank you, and for likewise for the fave!
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AkuKumo [2012-12-29 20:51:21 +0000 UTC]
hee hee
so funny
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Eggsmash [2012-10-29 00:24:23 +0000 UTC]
well done sir/ma'am! this is fantastic! i only wish i thought of it first...
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Ekajra In reply to Eggsmash [2012-10-29 12:23:44 +0000 UTC]
Well, thank you good sir/ma'am, and for the fave as well!
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Dreuys [2012-09-19 00:24:00 +0000 UTC]
hahaha
nice!
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Ekajra In reply to Dreuys [2012-09-19 03:32:30 +0000 UTC]
Thank you, and for the fave as well!
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jeneferinia [2012-06-22 03:52:52 +0000 UTC]
Hahaha! I write haiku sometimes and this is absolutely hilarious. I know the feel, man. Nicely done.
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Ekajra In reply to jeneferinia [2012-06-22 21:58:03 +0000 UTC]
Thank you, and thanks for the fave as well!
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TheSuperGamingArtist [2012-04-23 05:19:48 +0000 UTC]
The first time I tried to make a Haiku was very hard...yet it's so weird to just make one small poem. :/
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RhondaMac [2012-03-14 10:54:46 +0000 UTC]
Clever, three lines rich with frustration.
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AmyRPF13 [2012-02-06 16:39:40 +0000 UTC]
Nice!
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Sabrillian [2012-02-05 17:12:01 +0000 UTC]
bahahaha! this is really clever!
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bowasho [2011-10-21 22:32:40 +0000 UTC]
nice
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dadona777 [2011-10-16 11:30:58 +0000 UTC]
that's an awesome haiku you've got there!!
haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refridgerator
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sOLie-photo [2011-09-17 19:51:39 +0000 UTC]
my all-time favorite haiku XDDD
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Latinium [2011-09-10 11:03:34 +0000 UTC]
Short but sweet.
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oviedomedina [2011-09-03 21:46:09 +0000 UTC]
...back-side! XD!
Pretty clever, and funny!
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