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alexajaye [2011-10-22 17:38:27 +0000 UTC]
Life must be gettin' complicated with all those crazy talking monster things that talk! Where's Pest control when you need them? And the bread? That's where I draw the line.
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elephantblue In reply to alexajaye [2011-10-23 05:32:27 +0000 UTC]
On the real! I need Demonix up innis.
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yzarc [2011-10-22 17:23:32 +0000 UTC]
so hard to find good goblin paper these days
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LunaMacato [2011-10-20 16:13:40 +0000 UTC]
GOBLIN PAPER.
Also, I ate all the bread. It was me. Sorry.
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elephantblue In reply to LunaMacato [2011-10-21 06:41:28 +0000 UTC]
Oh, well in that case, it's cool. I like to feed people, just not freeloading demons!
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elephantblue In reply to orientalbunny [2011-10-21 06:44:06 +0000 UTC]
He better not be eating MY bacon. S'all I can say about THAT. Cause I WILL choke a fool.
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ladyAlyafaelyn [2011-10-20 01:54:40 +0000 UTC]
I think it's time to de-gnome the garden. Hey! I hear Gilderoy Lockhart has a great book on that.
Adam is right. That WOULD be painful.
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elephantblue In reply to ladyAlyafaelyn [2011-10-20 08:26:09 +0000 UTC]
Ha! I might even take his advice, if I get desperate enough...
And yes, I always loved that phrase, the wazoo.
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AK-Is-Harmless In reply to elephantblue [2011-10-20 10:09:16 +0000 UTC]
They eating it plain, or making sandwiches from it?
---AK
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elephantblue In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2011-10-21 06:45:55 +0000 UTC]
It's all over! Toast, peanut butter, another reader even said she caught Bacon with a BLT!
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ElectricGecko [2011-10-19 20:56:35 +0000 UTC]
Mmm. Goblins go great in smoothies. Just make sure to set the blender to 'pulse' for, like, ten minutes or it'll come out all crunchy. Gotta get those babies smooth.
I really love the phrase 'crazy talking monster things that talk'. It's the sort of thing I say when flustered.
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elephantblue In reply to ElectricGecko [2011-10-20 08:24:51 +0000 UTC]
Ha! Oh man, that sounds just nasty.
I liked that phrase too -- sounds like angry jibberish!
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secondlina [2011-10-19 19:16:59 +0000 UTC]
Those gobelin papers get full so fast.
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elephantblue In reply to secondlina [2011-10-20 08:23:48 +0000 UTC]
On the real! And then what do you do with the stinkers?
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elephantblue In reply to secondlina [2011-10-21 06:44:38 +0000 UTC]
Like, invite them to tea, or make them into tea? Cause either idea sounds wild!
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secondlina In reply to elephantblue [2011-10-21 23:02:29 +0000 UTC]
I was thinking more making them into tea, but both ARE fun.
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CrypticDog In reply to elephantblue [2011-10-20 18:40:14 +0000 UTC]
What do you think of the new season?
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elephantblue In reply to CrypticDog [2011-10-21 06:42:58 +0000 UTC]
To be honest, I was worried at first. It was funny, but not quite as good as the previous two. But then the latest episode, the one with the different timelines, just knocked me over -- gotta be the second-best episode ever! I think it'll be a great season.
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elephantblue In reply to CrypticDog [2011-10-24 04:25:23 +0000 UTC]
That was your favorite? But Pierce died and Shirley turned into a drunk and Jeff lost his arm! Man, you're dark! XD
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CrypticDog In reply to elephantblue [2011-10-24 21:42:33 +0000 UTC]
Huh? I thought that happened because of the Jeff timeline.
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elephantblue In reply to CrypticDog [2011-10-25 05:15:15 +0000 UTC]
The little after-bit? No, that was just a joke, like "what if the Pierce-getting-shot-timeline were extended, what would happen?" kind of thing, and then they woke up and it was fine. Or so I saw it!
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11th-Memory [2011-10-19 12:15:00 +0000 UTC]
Goblin paper 's a good idea. Can I borrow some?
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elephantblue In reply to 11th-Memory [2011-10-20 08:22:54 +0000 UTC]
Sure, but be careful! Little suckers are still on the bitey side even when stuck.
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11th-Memory In reply to elephantblue [2011-10-20 14:53:32 +0000 UTC]
I suppose if I try to placate them with cookies I'll never get rid of them...
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foreverstrange [2011-10-19 09:14:23 +0000 UTC]
I know exactly what you need! A WCB!
As opposed to a Flea Bomb, the WCB, or Weird Creature Bomb banishes all unwanted
weird creatures from the surrounding area!
Just set it up in the centre of your house, shut all windows and doors, let it fly and get the hell outta there! Satisfaction guaranteed or your money (and unfortunate creatures) back!
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