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Published: 2011-07-29 00:49:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 530; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 1
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Ellie: Aria stop being a vain pussy like your mother and Cesare!Sarah: . . . I'm a vain cat?!
#Uh -huh, you guys ready?#
Desmond: We have our own theme song?!
#Yeah ! Now this is the story about two girls who brought a lot of chaos in the AC world,
One built a mansion and one became a teacher,
But I am not sure if you want to learn from her.#
Ellie: *hidden blade activate!*
#Okay , maybe that was a little bit harsh, but no hard feeling 'kay? It's my job.
It don't matter to them what you have to say, because you'll get shot by the end of the day!#
**BANG!**
Ezio: *reloads gun* Minstrels. . .
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(Oquendo Manor)
Sarah: *reading an article about AC:Embers* . . . . .
Ellie: . . . *sips coffee* Seriously Sarah? Must you grieve over this little thing? *grabs paper and throws it outside*
**Newspaper hits Il Lupo in the face . . . and then he is mauled by bears**
Sarah: Hey! I wasn't grieving! I was just thinking about all of Ezio's illegitimate children
Ellie: All 50 of them?
Sarah: No, all 70 of them.
Ellie: . . . .From where did you get this fact?
Sarah: I dunno. Tumblr told me.
Ellie: . . .
Desmond: *steps into the dining room with 11-year-old Aria clinging to his hoodie*
Sarah: *squeals, sending her coffee mug in the air* MY BAMBINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Coffee mug hits injured Il Lupo**
Aria: Mamma! Uncle Desu and I free-ran all over the city!
Desmond: Yeah it's because she alerted the guards! . . . *seething* Just like her mother and father. . .
Ellie: Uhh, Desmond you're also in the category of being Aria's father you know *sips more coffee*
Desmond: . . .
Sarah: *takes Aria off of Desmond* So what have you learned today little novice?
Aria: That alerting guards is not proper for an Assassin :3
Ellie: *nods* That's rigt and?
Aria: . . .Running away from them is fun! Especially if they carry crossbows!
Sarah/Ellie: . . .
Ellie: *glares at Sarah* She's your kid. Not mines.
**Ezio suddenly appears from the ceiling hole**
Ezio: Did my little bambina escape her first set of guards? I'm so proud!
Aria:
Desmond: Hold on a minute, where's baby Cesare?
Sarah: Oh, mein schwester came to pick him up last week and they went back to Germany.
Ellie: Gonna miss that little bundle of poop...
(Meanwhile in Germany...)
Sibrand: ASSASSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baby Cesare: *kills him with his cuteness*
(Back in the manor)
Sarah: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....I think he doesn't miss me...
Aria: Mamma! Mamma! Can Papa Ezio and I go to the barracks?
Ellie: *glares fiercely at Ezio* N-
Sarah: SURE!!! In fact, you can spend the rest of the day there while I . . . have business to attend to . . . in France.
Altair: Dear Allah, not the soccer thing again. . .
Sarah: Nope. MUCH BETTER. *leaves in a flash*
Ellie: Well I don't want my new apprentice to go fighting without my guidance!
Ezio: I'm her padre, I can take care of her!
Ellie: You are getting old Signore and your back is already twisting like a pretzel!
Altair: And they call me the oldest of the three. . .
Ezio: SHUT UP!!!
(Barracks)
Ellie: Aria stop being a vain pussy like your mother and Cesare!
Sarah: . . . I'm a vain cat?!
Ellie: Sarah! I thought you went to France!
Sarah: Yeah I did! And look, I bought a turban!
Ezio: . . .Did you really go to France or did you mistakingly went to Constantinople?
Aria: What's Constantipole?
Ezio: You will learn in time little one,
Ellie: Stop calling her yours we don't even know who's the father yet!
Sarah: Three choices: Desmond, Ezio or maybe even Altair...
Ellie: What about Mailk?
Sarah: What about him?
Ellie: He's an Assassin too remember?
Sarah: Yeah but Aria doesn't have a stub!
Ellie: . . . *facepalms*
#Will Sarah be able to figure out, what this whole story is about?#
Ezio: STOP SINGING I HATE IT!!!
Sarah: U Jelly cuz you don sing well? *trollface*
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She's Federico's kid. He told me. You can ask him.
Des: Yea, he's at the basement beaten in a pulp. *eats watermelon*
Ellie: *shrugs* Details. Whatever, Chez agreed that staying with me. He'll help me in my battle practise.
Ezio: As your trainer?
Ellie: As my practise dummy. Desmond, have you finished packing?
Des: *shows backpack*
Ellie: Good. Cesare?
Chez: I sent them wth cargo to the adress you gave me.
Ellie: Ben facto! Now let's go.
Lupo: *whines*
Ellie: *sighs* Fine, but you'll cease to act like a dog. BE A MAN. Or a bishie to be preferred.
Lupo:
Cesare: And here. *puts a paper*
Ezio: What's that?
Cesare: A contract. According to agreement none of the sides can't have rights on bishie that goes to another. A border agreement.
Ellie: Impressive. Well as long as Sarah stays away from my residence's bishies i won't lay a finger to hers..... hm everything is right i guess. Man, i'll miss that little guy. Aria dear, according to contract i can't teach you anymore. And... oh i remembered. * Cracks one of ezio's spinal core* Here. You can walk more properly. Ariverderci! *trio goes out and walks to the setting sun.*
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Sarah: *sits in the middle of the mansion* . . . It seems so big now that Chez and Des left. . .
Ezio: Well. . . *puts arm around Sarah*
Federico: *hugs both*
Sarah: . . .
Ezio: . . . Federico. . .
Sarah: Fuck, I need to piss. Federico let me go!
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