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goldencrownstarneos [2019-09-21 04:16:28 +0000 UTC]
*I was walking along, enjoying the sights*
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Raphus-Wyvernus [2013-09-24 20:19:47 +0000 UTC]
One time I had sex with a bunyip named Selrina. I did it by transforming into a blue sharkman and I casually flippered by a group of sunbathing bunyips. Selrina looked and noticed my sexy shark tail swaging around, and I'm sure you can guess what went on for the next 28 hours on a rock, in a coral bed, and right on the sunny beach in front of many bystanders. (I got her pregnant)!!!
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Raphus-Wyvernus [2013-04-06 03:45:41 +0000 UTC]
Real bunyips look more like giant aquatic hamsters with fangs
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EmperorNortonII In reply to Raphus-Wyvernus [2013-04-06 04:44:20 +0000 UTC]
From what I understand, reports of what bunyips really look like differ. They've been said to look like birds, dogs and monkeys.
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Fyrekobra [2011-05-06 19:34:51 +0000 UTC]
Location: Outback of Australia near a swamp.
Time: 2:23 am(Local standard time)
Nobisuke and Suneki are searching for Jaichibi, who is missing at the moment. The boys are in a large pregnant sleeping spriggan (They don't know that it is one) looking at a bunyip sleeping on the shore of the swamp. The boys each have a boomerang for defense.
Nobisuke: Suneki, are we really up to this challange? I know its for Jaichibi, but this seems risky.
Suneki: Nobisuke, he's our best friend. That bunyip probably caged him up!
Nobisuke: Pretty small for a bunyip. I don't think she could have over powered him. Besides, all of the other races we've met were very friendly!
Suneki: Yeah, but I'm still nervous.
Nobisuke: Me too. This place is creepy at night. I'm worried about Jaichibi.
[Nobisuke climbs down onto the huge belly of the pregnant spriggan and sits down]
Nobisuke: This tree feels weird.
Suneki: Yeah. Let's start climbing down and- wait, what's happening?
Nobisuke: The tree is moving!
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EmperorNortonII In reply to Fyrekobra [2011-05-07 04:11:30 +0000 UTC]
[The pregnant spriggan wakes up and sees Nobisuke]
Spriggan: Oh hello! What are you doing on my belly?
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Fyrekobra In reply to EmperorNortonII [2011-05-07 20:11:17 +0000 UTC]
Nobisuke: Suneki, I think this tree is talkin' to me.
Suneki: Well, we haven't been getting very much sleep, so-
[Both boys see the Spriggan]
Nobisuke(nervously): Please Mrs. Tree, don't use us a fertilizer.Suneki: We w-were just looking f-for our friend.
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EmperorNortonII In reply to Fyrekobra [2011-05-07 21:49:21 +0000 UTC]
[She smiles and takes Suneki out of her leaves]
Spriggan: Don't worry, boys. We spriggans don't make fertilizer out of people! Maybe I can help you?
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Fyrekobra In reply to EmperorNortonII [2011-05-07 22:22:27 +0000 UTC]
Nobisuke: We're trying to find our friend. We call him Jaichibi as his nickname, his real name is Yasasuki.
Jaichibi is easier to pronounce.
Suneki: He went missing an we're worried sick. We were going to see if that bunyip got him.
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EmperorNortonII In reply to Fyrekobra [2011-05-07 23:30:43 +0000 UTC]
Spriggan: Well, I doubt that sleeping bunyip did your mate any harm.
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Fyrekobra In reply to EmperorNortonII [2011-05-08 00:34:47 +0000 UTC]
Nobisuke: Have you seen him? He's about a few inches taller than me, a little heavy and is very easily frightened.
Suneki: As we search for him, please tell me, if the Australian aboriginals describe bunyips as monsters, why is that one friendly, if what you say is true....and I believe you ARE telling the truth?
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EmperorNortonII In reply to Fyrekobra [2011-05-08 03:06:35 +0000 UTC]
Spriggan: Bunyips aren't dangerous creatures, they're just misunderstood. The abbos never bother to get to know the bunyips. It's a shame, really. Anyway, I don't think I've seen your mate Jaichibi.
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Fyrekobra In reply to EmperorNortonII [2011-05-08 03:14:14 +0000 UTC]
Nobisuke: Would you PLEASE help us find him?
Suneki: We're worried sick! We went off towards Uluru (Once called ayres rock) looking for a snack, and idn't come back! Do you know anybody who could help us?
Nobisuke: Say, is that him, sleeping in that bush over there?
Suneki: It IS him! Jaichibi! Wake up!
Jaichibi: Oh! Guys! Where were you? I see you've met a new friendly race! I knew THESE creatures were friendly.
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Fyrekobra In reply to EmperorNortonII [2011-05-08 18:04:05 +0000 UTC]
Nobisuke: I never knew that your kind existed!
Suneki: Me neither!
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EmperorNortonII In reply to Fyrekobra [2011-05-08 23:01:56 +0000 UTC]
Yukie: Well, us spriggans aren't quite as widely known as bunyips and the like.
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Fyrekobra In reply to EmperorNortonII [2011-05-08 23:46:31 +0000 UTC]
Nobisuke: Jaichibi, where WERE you?!
Suneki: We were worried sick!
Jaichibi: I'm sorry fellas. I didn't mean to cause any worry. I went off, looking for a snack, when I heard this snoring. I went to check it out, and I saw a bunyip sleeping! I wasn't sleepy before I heard the snores, but when I heard them, I couldn't stay awake! I don't understand it!
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EmperorNortonII In reply to Fyrekobra [2011-05-09 03:36:04 +0000 UTC]
Yukie: Well, a bunyip's snoring can really affect you. I know it makes me drowsy... [yawns]
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Fyrekobra In reply to EmperorNortonII [2011-05-09 10:34:15 +0000 UTC]
Nobisuke: Wow.
Suneki: We're not getting sleepy. Why is that?
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EmperorNortonII In reply to Fyrekobra [2011-05-10 00:44:53 +0000 UTC]
Yukie: Hmm...I think males are less susceptible to the effects than females.
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Fyrekobra In reply to EmperorNortonII [2011-05-10 19:06:37 +0000 UTC]
Nobisuke: Why is your belly big?
Suneki: A nest of animals inside?
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EmperorNortonII In reply to Fyrekobra [2011-05-11 00:21:18 +0000 UTC]
[Yukie puts her branches on her belly]
Yukie: I'm going to be a mum, boys. This is my little sapling, so to speak! [chuckles]
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Fyrekobra In reply to EmperorNortonII [2011-05-11 00:42:57 +0000 UTC]
Nobisuke: Hang on hang on hang on. You're pregnant?
Suneki: Don't trees use fruit or seeds for that kinda thing?
Jaichibi: I'm confused.
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EmperorNortonII In reply to Fyrekobra [2011-05-11 03:05:38 +0000 UTC]
Yukie: Our seeds make trees. But we grow baby spriggans inside us. [rubs her belly]
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Fyrekobra In reply to EmperorNortonII [2011-05-11 19:05:10 +0000 UTC]
Jaichibi: Wow. That's unusual. No offense.
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Fyrekobra In reply to EmperorNortonII [2011-05-11 10:45:05 +0000 UTC]
Nobisuke: Wow.
Suneki: That's cool!
Jaichibi: Do bunyips lay eggs?
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EmperorNortonII In reply to Fyrekobra [2011-05-11 15:09:40 +0000 UTC]
Yukie: No, bunyips give live birth as well.
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Fyrekobra In reply to EmperorNortonII [2011-05-11 19:49:42 +0000 UTC]
Jaichibi: That's odd. Aboriginals told us that they lay eggs.
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EmperorNortonII In reply to Fyrekobra [2011-05-12 06:44:53 +0000 UTC]
Yukie: Well, the abbos don't have much to do with the bunyips, and vice versa. They don't have all their facts straight.
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Fyrekobra In reply to EmperorNortonII [2011-05-12 10:43:40 +0000 UTC]
Nobisuke: Apparently not.
Suneki: Has anyone ever tried to cut you down?
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EmperorNortonII In reply to Fyrekobra [2011-05-12 22:09:44 +0000 UTC]
Yukie: Oh no. If anyone tried that, I'd confront 'em. They wouldn't want to mess with a talking tree!
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Fyrekobra In reply to EmperorNortonII [2011-05-12 22:29:43 +0000 UTC]
Nobisuke: That's cool!
Suneki: Could you warp us to the south pacific islands? Our ship crashed and we found our friend.
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EmperorNortonII In reply to Fyrekobra [2011-05-12 22:34:25 +0000 UTC]
Yukie: Sorry boys, I don't have that power.
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EmperorNortonII In reply to Fyrekobra [2011-05-13 14:35:45 +0000 UTC]
Yukie: If you need to get to the South Pacific fast, you can have a cetea carry you there. That's a giant whale mermaid.
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Fyrekobra In reply to EmperorNortonII [2011-05-13 19:04:10 +0000 UTC]
Nobisuke: Thanks! We've gotta get going!
Suneki: See you soon!
Jaichibi: Bye!
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EmperorNortonII In reply to Fyrekobra [2011-05-13 20:37:07 +0000 UTC]
Yukie: It was nice meeting you boys. Fair dinkum!
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Fyrekobra In reply to EmperorNortonII [2011-05-07 04:21:02 +0000 UTC]
Nobisuke: Suneki, I think this tree is talkin' to me.
Suneki: Well, we haven't been getting very much sleep, so-
[Both boys see the Spriggan and they pull out their boomerangs, but drop them out of fear]
Nobisuke(nervously): Please Mrs. Tree, don't use us a fertilizer.Suneki: We w-were just looking f-for our friend.
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ErraticBASARAfan [2011-02-16 03:19:36 +0000 UTC]
Bunyips are from around where I am, eh?
Why does this one look like a mermaid?
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