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Stupid D&D locked doors. Not even a nuclear bomb can open them.

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GhoulMine1 [2013-07-07 22:09:49 +0000 UTC]

..........Max Payne, much?

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anivalo [2012-05-08 00:22:12 +0000 UTC]

I'm getting the idea that a vender who sells sledge hammers makes/would make a lot of money in these games.

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YraelMogget [2012-01-09 03:26:20 +0000 UTC]

No.5 - Jack!

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Darkmuraden [2011-10-31 07:12:58 +0000 UTC]

yes but the wall AROUND the door was..... or is it the stupid classic movie game thing, WE can only move in 2 directions!!! closer or farther from something.

still funny

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Andauril [2011-09-24 20:43:40 +0000 UTC]

Yes, this locked doors sucks! I hate them too!

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Karn-sama [2011-07-13 17:47:36 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA!!!!
Oh god that's funny...

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Adrassa [2011-04-21 17:50:49 +0000 UTC]

lol so very true and I hate them

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Gaspode5 [2011-03-09 08:53:22 +0000 UTC]

So familiar....

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bubblyface1 [2010-08-04 16:26:25 +0000 UTC]

She reminds me of Jack.... you know that Jack would do that

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littlegoblet [2010-06-29 11:55:49 +0000 UTC]

well I know I took forever to comment. but this one is realy funny. I can relate to many moments like this. there was one game where I couldn't continue because I didn't have the key to a low fence that you could jump over in real life. anyways, the look on her face in the last panel is priceless. she still isn't gonna give up.


man on toilet 'why does this always happen when I am at my most vunerable' lol

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WaterdragonTonx94 [2010-06-12 09:26:21 +0000 UTC]

the only thing that i realy hate in Nwn2 is the unabling to open the F*** door and the target resist atack . i fell sory for the Thayan in the toilet

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Mr-Versipellis [2010-06-09 18:06:40 +0000 UTC]

I HATED THE SOULS QUEST!

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CustomCookie [2010-06-09 07:56:06 +0000 UTC]

Ahahaha! The door survives! They should pick it off the hinges and carry it off with them.

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BerserkOrangeFury [2010-06-07 18:59:30 +0000 UTC]

I equip The Door.

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vick330 [2010-06-07 15:41:30 +0000 UTC]

Go Safiya

Last panel with the guy on the toilet nearly made me choke with laughter

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secondchildrenASL [2010-06-07 00:22:25 +0000 UTC]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLth...........
quanto mi piacciono le tue tavole

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Nicottia [2010-06-06 23:51:23 +0000 UTC]

That's what I call a headshot. An instant critical hit. xD I feel sorry for that guy or lady in the background. Anyway, don't you think that toilet is way too modern? I always think of medieval things when somebody says Forgotten Realms, D&D and rest. Even in Dragon Age you got wooden toilets and baths (in the Circle of the Magi for example), though Alistair's speech of a lamp post got me... a bit confused. xD

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Epantiras In reply to Nicottia [2010-06-07 09:10:20 +0000 UTC]

I like to add some modern stuff which are totally out of place in parodies, I think it makes them funnier.
In Dragon Age, probably Alistair was talking about lamp post using candles, though I don't remember reading about that kind of things in the Middle Age.

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Nicottia In reply to Epantiras [2010-06-07 09:23:19 +0000 UTC]

Of course, it makes them funny, but in this case, a classic medieval toilet (you know, a hole and a river below, well, a lava river in Thay) would make it absolutely hilarious (and terribly disgusting for sensitive people ). As for the lamp posts in DAO, I think they used fireflies... but it sounds like a creepy, ol'schooled fairytale.

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RogueRubberDuck [2010-06-06 21:02:17 +0000 UTC]

Die, annoying locked door! Die!

Safiya headbutt for the win. lol

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anesor [2010-06-06 17:54:04 +0000 UTC]

What they fail to tell the player is that the door is really an illusionm so nothing is gonna get you past it but disbelieving the illusion, and the computer doesn't handle illusion very well...

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Aoirann [2010-06-06 17:04:04 +0000 UTC]

The walls around them... not so much. In my actual Tabletop players figured this out. Remember in Shadowrun Explosives and monofiliment chainsaws are your friend.

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the-sorcress [2010-06-06 16:24:39 +0000 UTC]

Pfft, even Valen Shadowbreath had no chance against some doors in NWN 1, whats left for that shiny wizard head?

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alireya [2010-06-06 16:08:57 +0000 UTC]

that is so true xD i wish they had option "break through wall around the door" or smth ><"

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Lorrain [2010-06-06 15:56:30 +0000 UTC]

LoL

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icanseeuuu [2010-06-06 14:08:11 +0000 UTC]

Stupid plot doors. Not even Safiya's shiny head can open them.

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Rzepik [2010-06-06 13:43:24 +0000 UTC]

I support Safiya headbutting a Krogan.

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Epantiras In reply to Rzepik [2010-06-06 22:00:54 +0000 UTC]

The universe would overdose on awesome and implode!!

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Fomalhaut48 [2010-06-06 13:42:37 +0000 UTC]

I cry for Pool of Radiance RoMD when this happens. There you could just bash them open, all done.

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Cylexus [2010-06-06 12:22:44 +0000 UTC]

Hah just li

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LordBloodySoul [2010-06-06 12:01:20 +0000 UTC]

I've got something funny too XD It's in my NWN2 Meme that I color right now I will soon submit it. It has a door-poop in it too XD

"My life is made of looked doors."

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Epantiras In reply to LordBloodySoul [2010-06-06 22:02:52 +0000 UTC]

Can't wait to see it! Remember to give me the link, if you wish

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LordBloodySoul In reply to Epantiras [2010-06-07 05:47:53 +0000 UTC]

Sure ^^ I will

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forgottendrake [2010-06-06 11:52:00 +0000 UTC]

this reminds me of a puzzle in god of war 2, Kratos vs door , )

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Orionali [2010-06-06 11:21:01 +0000 UTC]

Safiya in 5th panel looks like Jack with her 'WTF! Cerberus!' reaction.

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PoisonDIlu [2010-06-06 10:52:30 +0000 UTC]

If pushing doesn't seems to work... maybe pulling? [link]

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Epantiras In reply to PoisonDIlu [2010-06-06 22:27:41 +0000 UTC]


wow that was epic!

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NIELSPETERDEJONG [2010-06-06 10:45:12 +0000 UTC]

The last panel is so true

I can destroy iron monsters with a fireball, but not a lousy door?

Oh well Ce la vie

Ps: Where's gann?

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Epantiras In reply to NIELSPETERDEJONG [2010-06-06 22:23:57 +0000 UTC]

He's in the next page, preparing one of his pranks

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Agraynel [2010-06-06 10:38:55 +0000 UTC]

haha! last panel is the best! xD

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Cornuthaum [2010-06-06 10:07:30 +0000 UTC]

Cue joke about her head and a battering ram. No hair to get in the way, you see.

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