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**DO NOT COPY, TRACE, STEAL, CLAIM AS YOUR OWN, UPLOAD ELSEWHERE ELSE WITHOUT PERMISSION BLAH BLAH BLAH**Enter Mr. Water Dispenser, Tech Specialist Extraordinaire.
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even the water dispenser has a N7 uniform , hell yeah
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He died protecting the Galaxy. He was the finest tech spec in the ranks of N7...
His name was Mr. Water Dispenser.
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Never forget.
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And here I thought she would choose the hamster XD
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Licking Thane too much, eh Shepard-chan?
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Di piΓΉ per favore?
(I hope I said that correctly.)
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where mess perfect 2 159? where mess perfect 3?
*SAAAAADNESS*
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mess perfect 3 comes after mess perfect 2 i hope. at the current pace that will be in summer.
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YAAAAAAY id happydance but im not 17 anymore. lol
brilliant series, seriously!
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whats the connection of her spending time with thane making her choose the water dispenser? is it because she is so drunk in love she can;t think straight? or is it the oral contact with thane that cause hallucinations?
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It's the licking Drell will cause hallucinations thing. Mentioned earlier in this series.
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also Mr. Water Dispenser worst tech specialist ever
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I sent Mordin into the heated tubes of death on my first playthrough and he died: the bloody game tricked me by having him operating TECHNICAL ITEMS throughout the entire game!
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But is a BIOLOGIST, not a technician. I made the same mistake the first time I play. Just because I romanced Tali, and I didn't wanted to risk her life. T_T
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Yeah well I know that now, having paid more attention on subsequent playthroughs. 
"I think we should send in Mordin, he seems to have the necessary expertise for this mission."
"I think we should send in Tali because she's obviously better qualified and the only reason you won't send her in is because you're sleeping with her."
"......Shut up!"
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Why do you think I fall in the same trap?
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Hum...I review to the wrong thing...woops.
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It's actually very misleading, since all his powers in the game are Tech Powers: Incinerate, Cryo Blast and Neural Shock. Logic tells, he should have made a good tech specialist, but somehow he isn't
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Let me put it this way, would you expect your car mechanic to perform heart surgery for you?
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LOL! How do you come up with this stuff??! Hilarious!
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I wonder how the hell will they survive the mission with her ? :-P
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He will rise to the challenge, and lay all foes at Shepard's feet, for he is Dispenser, Mr Water Dispenser.
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You are brilliant! I haven't laughed this much in ages!
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I follow your story for a long time and I always find it awesome. I hope you will continue your project. (sorry for the poor quality of my english, I'm swiss and that's not my best point))
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Well, of course the Dispenser is the right choice. After all, who built him?
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Imaginating hallucinations after the boss battel...
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Shepard's planning skills + hallucinations = We're doomed.
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Because he's not the hero the galaxy deserves, but the one it needs right now. He's a silent guradian, a watchful protector... a Water Dispenser!
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What's his archnemesis? Evaporation? "The vapor rises, Water Dispenser."
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"When your water has evaporated, you'll have my permission to die."
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MR. WATER DISPENSER WILL SAVE THIS WHOLE MISSION!!!!!!!!
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They should hope the effects of the drell sweet loving will vanish by the time suicide mission starts. It won't do any good for her or the squad to be in the state she is in here.
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BECAUSE HES THE BEST THE GALAXY CAN OFFER
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Chuckled at the N7 stripe on the water cooler, haha.
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Water Dispenser got a field promotion. Excellent.
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