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Description My brother said this one day when we were arguing about religion. We were telling him that we knew he wasn't really an athiest, and in his defense he blurts "I swear to god I'm atheist!" It was just too funny.
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MarceauxBeliv [2016-02-28 17:03:02 +0000 UTC]

yep
using
XD

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fidgetymidgets [2015-05-15 00:25:40 +0000 UTC]

Oh my lord this is priceless. xD My grandma once asked me what time my fifth period (I stayed home from school but was going to go back at fifth period) and I told her 'after fourth'. Oh my God that was embarrassing!

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IAmJadeHarley [2015-03-14 01:20:06 +0000 UTC]

I just snortned my soda hahaha

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ibunroku [2014-11-20 23:26:29 +0000 UTC]

im an athiest I say 'oh my god' and all that good stuff, ahahaha, I see it as just a saying heh.

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CandieAndFriends In reply to ibunroku [2016-04-27 16:34:21 +0000 UTC]

(I am Atheist) Recently I have been using "Oh my cod" after a mispronunciation and I've accidentally started a cult at my school.

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KuriKurimu In reply to ibunroku [2016-03-29 12:02:54 +0000 UTC]

Sorry for bumping your old comment.

I'm also athiest, yet when I say "Oh my god", all the Christians come up to me and go, "You can't say that you ATHIEST."

...Second Amendment!!!

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CloudyMayDay [2014-10-03 02:11:17 +0000 UTC]

I do that all the time, saying "jesus!" when im surprised, or "oh my god!", "goddamn it", ect. I think it almost shows how much of an athiest/agnostic i am, because I don't think there's a god to get pissed at me for taking his name in vain XP

God damn it all!!

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half-rose [2014-07-02 23:18:36 +0000 UTC]

ROTF! XD

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SELI-book [2014-03-18 04:36:23 +0000 UTC]

Can you make an 'I swear to atheism, I'm God' stamp? I think they would go really well together...lol. I'm atheist and I found this to be hilarious.

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DonDeloro [2014-03-13 17:37:48 +0000 UTC]

I am also an atheist  

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SilverAuraTiffany [2013-06-12 19:52:18 +0000 UTC]

ahaha, i'm an atheist and i always say stuff such as 'oh my god' or 'jesus' without really thinking about it, oops. xD
my brother says that makes me a hypocrite, but...

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Purple-EGG In reply to SilverAuraTiffany [2014-08-01 01:24:20 +0000 UTC]

Ditto ; u ;

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Gravyferry In reply to SilverAuraTiffany [2014-02-13 06:47:22 +0000 UTC]

it's just hardwired into your brain it's the way langauge works.

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DesmondeKapi [2013-06-01 23:37:23 +0000 UTC]

It's just a term that it's like a common expression that people always hear.

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Teevz [2013-04-15 04:09:31 +0000 UTC]

Even though I am Athiest, I still say OH MY GOD (Which I say because I know so many people who use it), which is hard because most of my family is Christian and I can't say it around them.

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xaidan [2013-03-06 17:08:20 +0000 UTC]

How do you know that he isn't an atheist?

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C-h-e-r-r-i-s-h-u [2012-11-11 13:55:52 +0000 UTC]

I'm an athiest and I say oh my g0d. but it's just an immediate reaction, i don't believe one single bit xD

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Lawlietluv12 [2012-11-05 05:05:40 +0000 UTC]

I'm gunna have to use this some day *-* (I don't call myself atheist though technically I am :'D)

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Cherryblossomdoe [2012-09-23 04:30:31 +0000 UTC]

My friend is a atheist and she always says "Oh my god" and i think to myself wft?..

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Loki-Dokie [2012-08-12 05:13:20 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god i love this stamp xD and i'm Catholic!

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furrylover284 [2012-07-22 12:22:52 +0000 UTC]

XD i said that one time, all my friends were like 'wut?'

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emmsthecheshirecat [2012-06-30 06:44:28 +0000 UTC]

im an atheist

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ThanaPoochie [2012-06-22 23:07:35 +0000 UTC]

I'm Catholic, I love God,....and I love this stamp XD

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FrenchTrotter [2012-06-12 22:18:13 +0000 UTC]

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RebukedPariah [2012-04-25 13:26:32 +0000 UTC]

I swear to atheism, I'm God!

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SpioradTrodai In reply to RebukedPariah [2012-04-29 16:10:58 +0000 UTC]

*highfives* that was amazing C:

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Leoren [2012-03-10 06:48:25 +0000 UTC]

I'm Creationist and I find this hilarious (and ironic)!

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Duekko [2012-02-24 11:24:12 +0000 UTC]

Awesome XD

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Sutesu [2012-02-23 22:07:40 +0000 UTC]

My dad told me that Atheist's believe in the Spaghetti monster god. SO THIS WORKS! *shot*

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Sabrillian [2012-01-16 03:21:26 +0000 UTC]

haha, that is gold!
I'm agnostic, but this is going in my stamp collection anyway.

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milikochan72 [2011-10-02 15:02:23 +0000 UTC]

I'm not an Atheist, but this was fuuuunnny xD

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WitchlingSailorMew [2011-09-24 19:57:50 +0000 UTC]

This is why I say "I swear to your god."

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Gobi-Akutoku [2011-09-15 22:05:28 +0000 UTC]

Contradictory takes yet another victim~

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MoyoNyt [2011-08-14 00:40:22 +0000 UTC]

When us Atheist's say GOD it doesn't mean we believe it. Why'd you bug him? Saying Oh my god doesn't mean you believe. At all.

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NerdyCaykes In reply to MoyoNyt [2012-11-05 03:36:17 +0000 UTC]

^
Exactly what I was going to say..

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adventuretimefangirl In reply to MoyoNyt [2012-02-04 19:34:01 +0000 UTC]

true that. when i say jesus at school this bitch gos off at me saying "you dont bleve in him so why you talking bout him" these people need to calm down

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Arrin-Wolf [2011-08-13 22:10:10 +0000 UTC]

I've said this before, lol

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DarkIcyWarrioress [2011-08-09 14:55:39 +0000 UTC]

LOL
lolol, I am not a Atheist, (sorry) but this is too funny!! Awesome stamp! XD

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ChelseaLyn [2011-06-21 04:55:20 +0000 UTC]

That is awesome... as an Atheist, I have caught myself saying that a couple of times...it just becomes a figure of speech, but when you think about it, it is just hilarous!

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loopyfunchick [2011-05-27 01:18:01 +0000 UTC]

athiests should not be ashamed!

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wolfdog127 [2011-04-28 03:01:58 +0000 UTC]

XD thats great

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llama2-YaY1 [2011-03-29 19:24:34 +0000 UTC]

haha. this is funny and i'm a Christian.

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Tonakai15 [2011-03-18 14:13:08 +0000 UTC]

This is too funny, especially since I'm Atheist and I'm constantly embarrassed by my tendency to say things such as "Oh my God" and "Go to Hell". I think it's just that old habits die hard.

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Mitsuara [2011-03-03 01:29:03 +0000 UTC]

XD kinda defeats the point, doesn't it?

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zipgirl [2011-02-13 21:19:54 +0000 UTC]

here's what i don't understand the saying is "father son and holy GHOST" however religious people don't usually believe in ghosts yet the word holy ghost is in their belief so that means they don't believe in Jesus even though they do.... = /

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Pepamint [2010-12-14 23:54:53 +0000 UTC]

XDDDD This made me laugh soo much..

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Cireah [2010-12-06 22:41:41 +0000 UTC]

So clever !

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baked-apples [2010-11-11 20:12:18 +0000 UTC]

It's terrible, but still really funny.

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GinnyStoleMyMan [2010-11-05 03:30:29 +0000 UTC]

I recently got into an argument with another atheist because he misinterpreted a comment I left on one of his deviants. The funny thing is, he argued with me despite the fact I was attempting to prove the same thing he was so it was kind of a one sided argument. He somehow came to the conclusion I wasn't a real Atheist. Someone takes it a little too religiously xD This stamp fits my feelings perfectly.

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bayangbflores [2010-10-09 16:17:59 +0000 UTC]

xD

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