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eternalsaturn — Cubchoo is so cute

Published: 2011-03-04 04:20:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 8510; Favourites: 102; Downloads: 144
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Description I dunno about you guys, but I think the idea of an adorable fuzzy teddy bear that constantly oozes disgusting, possibly diseased bodily fluids is one of the most delightfully twisted concepts the Pokemon franchise has ever come up with.
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FabioManoel1977 [2021-03-21 02:33:57 +0000 UTC]

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santirevecolepe [2018-09-30 20:22:22 +0000 UTC]

Hilda: Na... Nani?!

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ashbayleeflatiaslove [2014-03-22 03:23:59 +0000 UTC]

Why you gotta be like that?

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PiplupSTARSCommander [2013-11-11 19:36:11 +0000 UTC]

Me: *picks up Cubchoo and Cuddles it*
I don't care if I get messy it is so....ADORABLE!!

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GhostKITTEN [2012-11-03 07:20:30 +0000 UTC]

Right up there with the pokemon that kidnaps children. (and you'll notice how Drowzee are found on Route 34... right next to the day-care...)

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AeizzatToha [2012-07-13 11:19:36 +0000 UTC]

Hilda might be get away from this bear, or she will !

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Localexplorer [2012-07-01 03:54:31 +0000 UTC]

...

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Myfutureis100 [2012-06-13 23:56:05 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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AeizzatToha [2012-03-05 08:15:08 +0000 UTC]

Ew! That makes me sick! I gonna vomit!!

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AnnabethCosplayerRX1 [2011-05-05 04:04:54 +0000 UTC]

"Get some hand sanitizer and a box of tissue's fast" is what she's thinking. Perhaps this bear has an everlasting sinus infection... Pooor bear!

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Darkheart86 In reply to AnnabethCosplayerRX1 [2011-05-15 22:41:48 +0000 UTC]

Actually, the mucus is how he gets his power. He wouldn't be alive if he didn't have a runny nose.

It's a sick, cold wittle polar bear! I wanna hug it to keep it warm! <3

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jalorda101 [2011-05-04 03:34:26 +0000 UTC]

I take it Cubchoo's leaking boogers were inspired by The Ren And Stimpy Show XD Good drawing none the less. I like how you added the emotion to the girl trainer. She's like UGGG!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!

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agi-nekonin [2011-03-23 14:20:40 +0000 UTC]

I never thought of it as twisted, but I like it.

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Yondaime22 [2011-03-15 19:38:31 +0000 UTC]

Gross and adorable all at the same time.

Snot or not, I'd give a Cubchoo a hug.

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dourdan [2011-03-13 21:16:52 +0000 UTC]

reminds me of my mom's preschool. lol

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Shaymon [2011-03-10 14:17:51 +0000 UTC]

I like this Pokemon a lot. Poor Cubchoo, nobody loves he.

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The-Sanrio-fanboy [2011-03-08 20:48:10 +0000 UTC]

I don't even want to know what happens if he has a serious nose bleed!

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PinkDuskStone In reply to The-Sanrio-fanboy [2016-06-16 04:34:54 +0000 UTC]

It would be a cold-blooded killer!

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The-Sanrio-fanboy In reply to PinkDuskStone [2017-01-06 05:00:59 +0000 UTC]

Yeah

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Nyaasu [2011-03-07 18:39:09 +0000 UTC]

LOL I haven't seen one yet...but...I love it already xD

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InsanePurin [2011-03-06 04:06:31 +0000 UTC]

Touko's expression cracks me up.

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scythemantis [2011-03-05 05:14:10 +0000 UTC]

It really is. I wish the evolution preserved that aspect and had, like, giant booger tusks.

I love the trainer's expression

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PinkDuskStone In reply to scythemantis [2016-06-16 04:37:26 +0000 UTC]

Beartic kind of does. If you look closely, the light-blue ice is still running from its nose, forming an icicle beard.

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Beau-Skunk [2011-03-04 23:15:36 +0000 UTC]

Is that a real B&W pokemon? Now I have to get that game.

Nice one here. It kinda reminds me of that li'l kid with the huge snot bubble sticking out of his nose in Zelda: Windwaker.

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SentientAberration [2011-03-04 19:36:43 +0000 UTC]

What the hell.
Now this is amusing.

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ChickenLeg [2011-03-04 16:42:09 +0000 UTC]

This, along with Snivy and the fact that I never played a full Pokemon game in my life makes me want Pokemon Black/White. ;-;

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Choco--Mint [2011-03-04 12:51:10 +0000 UTC]

dkjfh YES YES THIS SO MUCH i quite like cubchoo ;o;

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eternalsaturn In reply to Choco--Mint [2011-03-04 16:03:45 +0000 UTC]

ME TOO but it's mostly because I'm kinda immature B)

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Freezair [2011-03-04 07:37:42 +0000 UTC]

I have no idea why the Japanese are obsessed with adorable bodily emanations. They have cute poop and cute snot. There's no stopping them!

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eternalsaturn In reply to Freezair [2011-03-04 15:56:43 +0000 UTC]

You know, now that you mention it, I can't help but wonder why there isn't a poop-based Pokemon yet (besides Darumaka's Pokedex entry). Considering how many poop Digimon there are, Pokemon's gotta pick up the pace

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PinkDuskStone In reply to eternalsaturn [2016-06-16 04:35:40 +0000 UTC]

Grimer and Muk are sludge, or decomposing feces.

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Freezair In reply to eternalsaturn [2011-03-04 17:44:45 +0000 UTC]

You just wait. Gen VI is gonna blow our minds, maaan.

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candacetheninja [2011-03-04 07:04:50 +0000 UTC]

Awwwww yeah B)
PFFTHERFACE

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Chimental [2011-03-04 04:26:20 +0000 UTC]

It later evolves into a polar bear with the flu.

And in case you don't know about this: the White pokedex entry for Darumaka:

Darumaka's droppings are hot, so people used to put them in their clothes to keep themselves warm.

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N-tellect-status In reply to Chimental [2011-07-01 23:01:49 +0000 UTC]

I know! Whats funny is that i just encountered a wild one!LOL

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eternalsaturn In reply to Chimental [2011-03-04 04:30:25 +0000 UTC]

I am so happy they apparently kept that Pokedex entry in the English version.

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Chimental In reply to eternalsaturn [2011-03-04 04:35:36 +0000 UTC]

You get milk from Miltank, mushrooms from Paras, and heart scales from Luvdisc. I'm afraid later on we'll get a new item called 'Warm Pile.'

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eternalsaturn In reply to Chimental [2011-03-04 15:55:48 +0000 UTC]

Ahaha. And its effect is that it prevents freezing, but poisons the Pokemon holding it. X3

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Darkheart86 In reply to eternalsaturn [2011-05-15 22:39:08 +0000 UTC]

You Win

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