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Amorbulous - The Amorbulous is a huge beast, towering almost ten feet from its head to its toes. Its entire body except for its head, tail, and feet is nothing more than a single massive muscle, that the beast is able to stretch and morph almost any way it chooses. Its skin is thick and rubbery, yet flexible enough to accomodate any form the Amorbulous decides to take. Any projectile fired at this beast will simply bounce off of its thick hide, often at high enough speeds as to be highly dangerous to anyone standing nearby.

Vilepile - Quite possibly the most downright unpleasant looking creature in all of existance, the Vilepile is actually very dull-witted and quite harmless on its own, though it has been known to carry diseases that can be deadly to humans. It makes its home in sewers, garbage dumps, polluted swamps, and other such filthy places. Its entire body is covered in a thick slime that accumulates any garbage and other refuse the Vilepile happens to slither over, and while this may only serve to make the creature look even more repulsive to us, for some reason other Vilepiles find this to be quite attractive. In fact, in any given Vilepile herd the most popular individual will almost always be the one with the most trash stuck to its body.

Emperflora - A peaceful, shy beast that adores sunlight, the Emperflora is said to have the ability to make flowers grow wherever it walks, even on completely barren ground. Indeed, it's easy to find an Emperflora's lair as there will always be a colorful assortment of wildflowers growing right outside; however it is still unclear as to whether the growth of these flowers are caused by the beast itself, or if the beast simply seeks out particularly colorful flower patches to call its home. At any rate, this beast helps keep its flowers healthy by eating any insects that might threaten them, and it has evolved an unusual method of catching its prey - it will bury the tip of its tail in the ground, then stand up with its broad, colorful front paws waving in the air, mimicing a flower's petals. Hungry insects who try to take a bite out of the strange "flower" soon find themselves an easy snack for the eager beastie.

Shnoozles - Though fairly unassuming looking on their own, what really sets the Shnoozle apart from other beasts is its highly unusual life cycle. Shnoozles are always born as sets of twins, one male and one female. The two genders of this species are radically different in appearance; males have long arms and ears, but lack anything resembling legs, while females have large feet and long tails, but no arms to speak of. The two siblings spend their childhood together almost as one, with the brother serving as the "beast"'s arms and the sister as the legs. Once the two of them reach adulthood they will finally part ways as each of them searches for a mate, with whom they will spend the rest of their lives in a similar relationship as they had with their sibling.

Wereaptor - Long considered to be merely a myth, the true nature of these mysterious beasts is still the subject of much debate. According to popular legend, the Wereaptor is the Impossibeast equivalent of the werewolf in our world - by day it appears to be a normal-enough looking human being, but under a full moon (or a half moon, or a new moon - nobody is really able to tell for sure) it becomes the terrible, violent monster that has terrorized many a small country village throughout the centuries. While enough people have seen these beasts stalking about in the middle of the night in their monster-forms for scientists to conclude that they do indeed exist, nobody has been able to get close enough to one to confirm whether or not they are indeed transformed humans, or merely just another beast species with a particularly bad reputation.

...I gotta say this is just about the most completely warped batch I've come up with so far. O_o

EDIT: Eesh, CRAPPY SCAN. Didn't notice how bad it really was till I uploaded it. X_x I tried to get rid of the huge shadow, I swear...

Description
zomg this is the tenth page!!!11!1 God I love doing these. XD

Amorbulous - The Amorbulous is a huge beast, towering almost ten feet from its head to its toes. Its entire body except for its head, tail, and feet is nothing more than a single massive muscle, that the beast is able to stretch and morph almost any way it chooses. Its skin is thick and rubbery, yet flexible enough to accomodate any form the Amorbulous decides to take. Any projectile fired at this beast will simply bounce off of its thick hide, often at high enough speeds as to be highly dangerous to anyone standing nearby.

Vilepile - Quite possibly the most downright unpleasant looking creature in all of existance, the Vilepile is actually very dull-witted and quite harmless on its own, though it has been known to carry diseases that can be deadly to humans. It makes its home in sewers, garbage dumps, polluted swamps, and other such filthy places. Its entire body is covered in a thick slime that accumulates any garbage and other refuse the Vilepile happens to slither over, and while this may only serve to make the creature look even more repulsive to us, for some reason other Vilepiles find this to be quite attractive. In fact, in any given Vilepile herd the most popular individual will almost always be the one with the most trash stuck to its body.

Emperflora - A peaceful, shy beast that adores sunlight, the Emperflora is said to have the ability to make flowers grow wherever it walks, even on completely barren ground. Indeed, it's easy to find an Emperflora's lair as there will always be a colorful assortment of wildflowers growing right outside; however it is still unclear as to whether the growth of these flowers are caused by the beast itself, or if the beast simply seeks out particularly colorful flower patches to call its home. At any rate, this beast helps keep its flowers healthy by eating any insects that might threaten them, and it has evolved an unusual method of catching its prey - it will bury the tip of its tail in the ground, then stand up with its broad, colorful front paws waving in the air, mimicing a flower's petals. Hungry insects who try to take a bite out of the strange "flower" soon find themselves an easy snack for the eager beastie.

Shnoozles - Though fairly unassuming looking on their own, what really sets the Shnoozle apart from other beasts is its highly unusual life cycle. Shnoozles are always born as sets of twins, one male and one female. The two genders of this species are radically different in appearance; males have long arms and ears, but lack anything resembling legs, while females have large feet and long tails, but no arms to speak of. The two siblings spend their childhood together almost as one, with the brother serving as the "beast"'s arms and the sister as the legs. Once the two of them reach adulthood they will finally part ways as each of them searches for a mate, with whom they will spend the rest of their lives in a similar relationship as they had with their sibling.

Wereaptor - Long considered to be merely a myth, the true nature of these mysterious beasts is still the subject of much debate. According to popular legend, the Wereaptor is the Impossibeast equivalent of the werewolf in our world - by day it appears to be a normal-enough looking human being, but under a full moon (or a half moon, or a new moon - nobody is really able to tell for sure) it becomes the terrible, violent monster that has terrorized many a small country village throughout the centuries. While enough people have seen these beasts stalking about in the middle of the night in their monster-forms for scientists to conclude that they do indeed exist, nobody has been able to get close enough to one to confirm whether or not they are indeed transformed humans, or merely just another beast species with a particularly bad reputation.

...I gotta say this is just about the most completely warped batch I've come up with so far. O_o

EDIT: Eesh, CRAPPY SCAN. Didn't notice how bad it really was till I uploaded it. X_x I tried to get rid of the huge shadow, I swear...