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Published: 2009-08-15 09:01:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 3724; Favourites: 41; Downloads: 47
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Yeah, I know I already have a running graphic short, but since the dawn of time, I've wanted to have a truly funny comic based on Rimer. This is it - the random happenings in the very long, doubtlessly boring lives of the gods of Rimer. Since it's gonna take a long time to get to the part where you meet the full posse in Prayer this way you'll meet them all sooner. In fact, on this page alone there's quite a few faces I'm sure you're unfamiliar with. Let's recap the page.

PANEL 1.
Here we have a mountainscape and two gods you should know, because they're two of the more drawn gods - the only mated pair of the entire group, Northwind and Westwind. (They're also the only original pair of gods who are the same species.)

PANEL 2.
Garrick, the tang god of chance! He's admiring a human painting and suddenly feeling pretty inadequate with his more primitive painting media. One of Garrick's roles is to record history by painting it on the walls of a cave. His reaction to the wonders of human paint? Well, you're an artist! You should know! WANT!

PANEL 3.
Spiira the palomino horse goddess of females, fertility, flora, horses and freedom pauses to look at a very unfree steed in a paddock...

PANEL 4.
....if you read Prayer then you should know who this bastard is by now. Turns out he's got a slight fetish for smelly things, particularly sweaty rank old socks.

PANEL 5.
Pterk is a ptera, a very small type of sky dragon the size of a cat. Like Kayoss, she also has a thing for smelly things, but her fascination is far worse. Pteras like rolling in feces and rotten carcasses, believing that it improves their bodily odour (in truth, it's no more disgusting than how we put on deoderant, just we as well as most of the gods see the behaviour of pteras as revolting.) An outhouse is heaven on earth to a creature like Pterk.

What happens next? Will the other gods be particularly pleased with Pterk's discovery? Wait and see!

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Comments: 58

FlareAndIcicle [2009-08-23 19:10:32 +0000 UTC]

Looks good so far!

And Kayoss has a sock fetish! (sorry, smelly things )

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SilkenWinds [2009-08-17 01:12:39 +0000 UTC]

LOL I love the expression on the last panel!

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Falcolf In reply to SilkenWinds [2009-08-19 04:05:40 +0000 UTC]

Thankies!

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Kazzagal [2009-08-16 06:21:54 +0000 UTC]

XD I actually can't wait for the next page of this, either XD

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Murasaki99 [2009-08-16 05:23:22 +0000 UTC]

Nice work!!

Our family dog did what Pterk is going to do... twice. She found a construction outhouse (more like a slit trench) and rolled in it, then came home all blissful. We kids howled, "DAAAADDD!" and our poor father gamely took the dog and bathed her. After the second time, she figured out rolling in human compost was not appreciated and confined her efforts to rolling on worms, etc.

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Falcolf In reply to Murasaki99 [2009-08-22 06:03:29 +0000 UTC]

Ewww that would stink so bad! I pity your dad!

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Murasaki99 In reply to Falcolf [2009-08-22 06:56:41 +0000 UTC]

He was really brave about it. Ugh. That's a good parent for you, bathing a crapped-up dog and not even getting too angry about it.

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Ala-Rai [2009-08-16 04:20:48 +0000 UTC]

Love Spira's face looking at the person riding the horse. This is great

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Falcolf In reply to Ala-Rai [2009-08-22 06:04:20 +0000 UTC]

Thankies! Yeah, Spiira isn't sure what to think of people riding horses lol...

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teij [2009-08-16 03:46:02 +0000 UTC]

LOL sock fetish XDDD this is brilliant btw

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Falcolf In reply to teij [2009-08-22 06:04:28 +0000 UTC]

thankies!

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SilverMillieum [2009-08-16 03:31:39 +0000 UTC]

*Glances at Kayoss' sock-fetish* Is that why someone in that panel accused the other person of being a pervert?

By the way, Pteras are disgusting! -_- I take it, Spiira and Kayoss are the adamant human-haters? Just guessing. I wonder how Spiira would take humans riding horses?

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Falcolf In reply to SilverMillieum [2009-08-22 06:05:49 +0000 UTC]

Nah, Spiira's fine with humans, she just finds the whole humans riding her kind thing a little strange. The human hater (well, more like loather) is Kayoss. If he had things his way, he'd see us all dead. Yeah, pteras are gross, all the gods agree...

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SilverMillieum In reply to Falcolf [2009-08-24 11:38:39 +0000 UTC]

Oh, got it. Then again, is there really anyone Kayoss "likes" or can stand? >__>

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Falcolf In reply to SilverMillieum [2009-08-24 19:20:27 +0000 UTC]

His own kind. He's also quite fond of horses, believe it or not. In this comic you'll probably see him and Spiira arguing a lot, but that's just their relationship - sort of big brother, little sister. You'll probably be astonished when you learn what species Kayoss's actual best friend is. He's mentioned in page 2 in fact. (Kazik is somebody Kayoss tolerates as a lackey more than anything, though they are friends.)

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SilverMillieum In reply to Falcolf [2009-08-26 08:58:05 +0000 UTC]

That makes sense XD >.> Never would have pegged Kayoss for the horse-lover. Hm...I'm going to look for Kayoss' best friend now I must know! I thought it was Kazik but now that you say he treats the poor Starfir like a lackey then...I must discover it! Page 2 of The Prayer Fullfied is where he mentions it?

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Falcolf In reply to SilverMillieum [2009-09-03 07:02:00 +0000 UTC]

Nope, page 2 of God's Life!

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SilverMillieum In reply to Falcolf [2009-09-03 19:01:23 +0000 UTC]

Ah! Page two isn't out is it? I only saw page 1. Then again, I haven't checked my deviations in days so, I don't know if you posted it yet.

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Falcolf In reply to SilverMillieum [2009-09-03 19:52:35 +0000 UTC]

Yep it is! It's been out for a few days.

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SilverMillieum In reply to Falcolf [2009-09-03 20:19:23 +0000 UTC]

Ah. See, I wouldn't know that because I don't check my deviations often.

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cherrydemonsgirl [2009-08-16 00:47:43 +0000 UTC]

XDDDD panal 4! I like how u did this, it's sketchy but at the same time the pictures are solid!

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Falcolf In reply to cherrydemonsgirl [2009-08-22 06:08:08 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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zelos22 [2009-08-15 22:38:15 +0000 UTC]

love for outhouses! xD cute

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Falcolf In reply to zelos22 [2009-08-22 06:07:08 +0000 UTC]

Thankies lol

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WolvenYoukai [2009-08-15 21:08:25 +0000 UTC]

I like this one
The coloring was cool to <3
And the panels also made me giggle.
Great job!

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Falcolf In reply to WolvenYoukai [2009-08-22 06:08:32 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I'll have page 2 up soon!

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WolvenYoukai In reply to Falcolf [2009-08-22 07:31:04 +0000 UTC]

Yay!

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Garovar [2009-08-15 19:35:16 +0000 UTC]

Lol Pterkkkkk I love him too now. And of course Kayoss is made of win :3

This is so cute xD!

Poor Zach got the bad wrap about the sock(whomever Zach is) x3.

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Falcolf In reply to Garovar [2009-08-22 06:11:25 +0000 UTC]

Zack is one of the main characters of AOH. I put him and Sarah in mainly as easter eggs. They'll appear again most likely, if only to annoy Kayoss.

Thanks! There'll be moar!

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Garovar In reply to Falcolf [2009-08-22 06:14:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh xD!

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glitch-trapped [2009-08-15 15:57:57 +0000 UTC]

woah XD thats epic. the second to last and the last panel made me lol. XD rofl this is full of win.

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Falcolf In reply to glitch-trapped [2009-08-15 18:34:23 +0000 UTC]

Thankies! I know, those last two panels are the best. I can't really pick between them.

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glitch-trapped In reply to Falcolf [2009-08-15 18:45:57 +0000 UTC]

XD yeah they are both great!

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MaiLadyFire [2009-08-15 15:53:09 +0000 UTC]

LOL! This is great! I can't wait to read more!

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Falcolf In reply to MaiLadyFire [2009-08-15 18:33:29 +0000 UTC]

Yaay 'cus I have lotsa ideas. There are gonna be arcs. Arcs of hilarity! Muahaha!

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MaiLadyFire In reply to Falcolf [2009-08-16 02:51:32 +0000 UTC]

I can't wait hun! It sounds so funny!

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Ski-Machine [2009-08-15 15:13:55 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, classy

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Falcolf In reply to Ski-Machine [2009-08-15 18:32:53 +0000 UTC]

Thankies!

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Ski-Machine In reply to Falcolf [2009-08-15 23:39:37 +0000 UTC]

Hakunamatata

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KazelKloud [2009-08-15 14:20:41 +0000 UTC]

This is gonna be AWESOME.... Can't wait!

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Falcolf In reply to KazelKloud [2009-08-15 18:32:32 +0000 UTC]

Yeee!

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Wrennars [2009-08-15 13:52:35 +0000 UTC]

Yay, funnies!
Lol of course we all know who the falcolf with the sock is! Kayli! ( coughsarcasmcoughcough)

This is adorable! I love how it's basically in sepia tone, making it look aged and worn.

Even if you were to never draw more of this again, Pterk's action and expression are still totally hilarious. I was laughing even before I read the text.

Looking forward to page two!

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Falcolf In reply to Wrennars [2009-08-15 18:28:57 +0000 UTC]

Oh, I am definately gonna draw more of this! It's so easy to make (it's as fast as the speedies ) and it's funn! The sepia is inspired by Lackadaisy and because I didn't want to use colour. Sepia is prettier than B&W, so it works nicely for this.

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Wrennars In reply to Falcolf [2009-08-15 18:34:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh, yay!
It's cool though because even though it's drawn quickly it still looks finished.
Yeah, black and white for this would be a little...bland.

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rygus49 [2009-08-15 13:11:02 +0000 UTC]

nice start

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Falcolf In reply to rygus49 [2009-08-15 18:29:12 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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LiveVivaciously [2009-08-15 11:52:22 +0000 UTC]

It's a great start. I like how it has an informative, but not boring introduction.

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Falcolf In reply to LiveVivaciously [2009-08-15 18:30:03 +0000 UTC]

lol yus I figured it should be something which introduced the era in which this takes place, though don't think many humans will actually appear in this.

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LiveVivaciously In reply to Falcolf [2009-08-15 22:20:44 +0000 UTC]

I like it a lot. Your graphic shorts are great

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RoxanneMilson [2009-08-15 10:30:13 +0000 UTC]

What a funny little comic page, very kool!XD
It's so simple but it works so well, eager to see the next page^^

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