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Description It's your birthday!
Let the day begin
And become a total win
With your friends by your side
Let there be no reason to hide
Your crazy ways
As you party today
And with the cake we bring
Allow us to sing
With our voices loud
That birthday song proud
And with burritos, churros, and chu's
A very happy birthday I wish you!

Sitting on a sofa and reading a book at the Kira Investigation Headquarters on the morning of your birthday was anything but normal. Though, nothing was normal with your new friend around. It's true that the Kira case had been solved, but thanks to your friend, no one really died. Hearing the clicking of a computer mouse, you glanced up from your favorite 'Twilight' series book to stare over at the famous detective L, whose eyes were currently glued to a computer screen. Though you had only known him for a few months, you began to develop feelings for him, and just as you cared for him, you knew deep down that he cared for you as well. The only problem was, he was always so busy! Every day, there was some new case for him to solve, and he barely talked to you or anyone besides his clients. Today though, you were determined to see if L truly cared for you. After all, it was birthday today, there's no way he could forget about it! Your train of thought was broken when you heard your name being yelled.
"Tessa!!!!" your name was yelled from the stairway.
"Tessa!!! Come on!!" your friend jumped the stairs and onto the ground, and jumped on the sofa across from you.
"Tessa! Come on! It's your-"
"Shhh!!!" you responded.
"But it's your-"
"Shhh!!!" you repeated. Your very loud and talkative friend Brittany gave you a strange look.
"Tessa, just what exactly are you up to?" You sighed, "I want to see if he remembers" you explained in a hushed tone while glancing over at the detective. Brittany looked at him as well and whispered, "So he hasn't said anything to you at all yet? That's just rude…" You shook your head. "I know, I can't believe it either. You'd think he'd take a break from work at least one day. More specifically on my birthday." Your friend shook her head. "Of course he should" she smirked, "after all you two are madly in love with each other."
"We are not! You little liar!" you replied indignantly. Brittany merely giggled in response.
"Oh go run off to Light. Ever since the investigation ended, you two have been inseparable." It was your turn to tease her.
"Hey, shut yo face!!" She yelled, trying to cover up her embarrassment. As if on cue, the devil himself, Light, came walking down the stairway. It's not that you didn't like Light. He and your friend were together, so naturally you wanted to get along with him. It just that one, he thought he was better than L, two, he always found ways to mock everyone, and three, he was just one crazed fruit loop.
"So this is where you've run off to Brittany." He said, while walking over to where she was sitting.  Though, instead of sitting down, he turns to you.
"Oh yea, Tessa, Hap-Ow!!!" He yelled, while rubbing his left cheek. You had decided to shut him up by throwing 'Twilight: Breaking Dawn' at his face.
"Shhh!!!" you responded, while trying to hold back your laughter.
"What the heck is this" he growled while picking up the book, "Why are you reading about a gay and sparkly vampire getting an overly emotional teen pregnant? It's a pathetic excuse for literature. The werewolves in this book act like lap dogs and the vampires become nothing more than glompable males for fangirls. If I could still kill, they'd all be dead. "
"You just can't understand a book of pure win, now can you?" you retort.
"Yea" Brittany chimes in, "Tessa, we should ignore Justin Bieber's opinion."
"Who are you calling Justin Bieber?" Light sneered, "I'm not gay, so therefore I can't possibly be him."
"Hmmm, I don't know" you responded, "I mean you have almost the same hairstyle."
"Also" Brittany added, "Your name spelled backwards is… I'm a gay."
"Ok, you're officially done for" Light growled while tackling your friend. You couldn't help but laugh as you watched the two wrestle. Of course, the tussle didn't last long since your friend had the upper hand with being magical and all.  
"Hey Tessa!!! Why don't we go out shopping for a bit? I mean it's pretty lame just sitting around here all day." Brittany spoke while sitting on Light who was currently stuck on the ground.
"Sounds like fun to me!" you responded while jumping off the couch and heading to the door.
"Count me out." Light grumbled while pushing your friend off of him and standing up.
"Awwwwhhh," Brittany whined while pulling out her car keys, "You're no fun!" You and Brittany head out of the headquarters to outside, where her car was parked on the curb. Technically, neither of you were allowed to drive. She only had a permit and you hadn't even started driving lessons yet. However, you friend had modified her Japanese rx8 car. It was now built to fly to different places and worlds, and had an autopilot for driving, so there was no worry about being caught. You hopped into the passenger seat while Brittany set up the autopilot, and eventually the car was off to the mall.
Once you and Brittany arrived at the mall, the two of you had a crazy time. Your friend took you on a shopping spree as a gift, giving you tons of cash to spend. You tried on tons of clothes and shopped through dozens of accessories at Hot Topic and Delias. Then you found a ton of anime stuff at the Fye store. For lunch, you had managed to find a stand in the mall that sold Churros, rainbow bacon strips, and to drink, Peach water. You almost died of happiness.
"This stand right here knows my life!" you yelled to Brittany.
"Sure seems like it!" She laughed and bought you your food.
You were sitting down and enjoying your favorite food, when suddenly your friend's cellphone began to ring, singing out "And I was like… Baby, baby, baby oooooh, like baby, baby, baby noooooooo."
You nearly fell on the ground from laughing so hard. "Oh my gosh Brittany! Why is Justin Bieber your ring tone?!!"
"Hold that thought." She glared at her phone as she answered it. "Give me one good reason Light why I shouldn't kill you for changing my ringtone to Gay Bieber! ...Well that's a very good reason… really? ....Already? ....Alright, see you soon, change my ring tone again and you'll die… bye!"
"So what was that all about?!" You laugh.
"So apparently Light changed my ring tone. He's going to pay. Also we are wanted back at headquarters."
"Why?"
"Who knows? But come on we better get going. Besides I don't think my car could fit anymore stuff if you bought anything else!" Brittany laughed. The two of you skipped off back to her car and drove back to headquarters. Outside waiting for the two of you was Light.
"So Brittany, are you broke?"  Light chuckled as he led you and your friend inside. Suddenly Brittany turned around and stopped you from walking any further.
"Wait!" she yelled.
"What?" you stopped walking and looked at her. Then, your vision went dark.
"Hey what's going on?!" you yelled confused.
"Thought you might like a blindfold buddy." Brittany giggled as she took your hand so you wouldn't crash into any walls.
"Oh by the way, I decided to kidnap one of your friends while you were out and bring her here." You heard Light's voice say.
"Really? Which friend?" You asked with excitement in your voice.
"I'll give you a hint. She is most definitely a fake blonde." Light replied.
Eventually Brittany had stopped walking. You felt her let go of her hand and then walk behind you. Gently she put her hands on your shoulders and guided you into the room.
"Okay," Brittany began, "3…2…1..!" Your blindfold was removed in a swift motion.
"Surprise!" everyone in the room yelled. Well at least you thought it was everyone. Almost all of the task force members were there. The only ones missing were Mello, Matsuda, and…L. You were sad at first, but when you looked down at the ground you gasped.
"Oh my gosh, who did this!!!" You almost cried of happiness. On the ground, lying out in front of you was a giant heart formed from pieces of candy, and 'Happy Birthday Tessa' spelled out in the middle of it. You turned your head towards Light.
"Hey don't look at me," Light said, "I don't have any candy, I only prefer potato chips."
"No, it wasn't Light who did this." You looked behind you to see where the very familiar voice was coming from.
The familiar voice continued, "It was I who did this for you." You turned back around and came face to face with your favorite detective, L. "Happy Birthday Tessa." A rare, yet genuine  smile appeared on his face, and the only rational action you could think of was to joyfully wrap your arms around him, and hug him. Although L wasn't used to showing or receiving affection, he gently returned the embrace. You enjoyed the special moment with him until you heard fits of giggles in the corner. You and L separated and you turned around to see you friend giggling.
You playfully glared at her "What's so funny?"
"Oh my gosh, I'm sorry for ruining the moment, but the hug just looked awkward. L, you need to be a man and learn how to show more affection!" She laughed.
You then felt someone poke your shoulder and turned around to see… Stephanie! Another best friend of yours, that you hadn't seen her in awhile since you came here.
"Stephanie!" You yelled cheerfully as you practically glomped her. "I've missed you soooo much!"
"It's nice to see you too," She replied, "But um, you're kind of squeezing me to death here."
"Oh my bad!" You laughed as you let go of her. Then the two of you began to talk about each other's lives, anime, vocaloid songs, and why ponies are so awesome. Suddenly, an important question came up in your mind.
"Hey Brittany, where's the cake?" You yelled to her from across the room.
"Oh that," Brittany replied, "It should be here soon, Matsuda and Mello went to go retrieve it and wheel it in. Actually, oh look here it is now!" You turned your head towards the door, and almost passed out at what you saw. Matsuda and Mello had brought in one large, multilayered cake, and its design was shocking. Truth is, there was no way to tell that it was actually a regular cake. From the looks of it, it looked like a giant pile of assorted meat. You smiled widely at the amazing sight. Each layer had a different type of meat, ranging from sausage at the bottom, ham in the middle, and steak at the top. Fifteen candles were placed in the steak and were brightly lit.
Brittany laughed and said, "Just so you know, yes this is a cake, not actual meat. We just thought since you love meat so much that you're cake should look like different meats put together in a pile. And now everyone, let's all sing the corny yet totally traditional birthday song!!" At your friend's cue, everyone in the room began to sing 'happy birthday' to you. Afterwards you made a wish and blew out the candles. While enjoying your meat cake, you sat on the sofa and opened up birthday presents. Stephanie gave you a magnificent drawing and a visa gift card. Mello gave you one of those big ass Hershey's chocolate bars, and Matt bought you a Harvest Moon game. Light got you a new digital camera with video and Matsuda gave you a funny book about how to be a ninja. You found it a little odd and sad that L didn't give you anything, but you let it pass, and enjoyed the rest of your awesome party. All too soon it began to get late, and everyone started heading to bed, including Stephanie who was allowed to stay the night. Soon it was just you and L, with Brittany and Light talking and cuddling in the corner.
"Hey, you two, go to your own bedroom!" You laughed.
"But-but we aren't even doing anything!" Your friend whined. You watched as you saw Light whisper something in her ear that made Brittany giggle.
"Oh alright," she said, "Let's leave the couple alone" She laughed.
"Brittany!" you yelled in embarrassment.
"Kidding, kidding!" She replied and walked over to you to give you a hug. You thanked her and Light for the party and gifts and watched them head up the stairs.
"Tessa." You heard your name called.
"Yes L?"  You asked, turning to face him.
"This morning, did you honestly think I had forgotten about your birthday?" He asked, his eyes gazing into yours.
You turned away from his gaze. "Honestly, yes I did. I mean, you're always so busy working on all these cases, and I barely get to talk to you. Sometimes I feel that you don't really care about me that much and it hurts to think that, because well… I like you L a lot… I really do."
L then looked down at the floor, and you feared he didn't feel the same way. You were about to apologize for saying that, when suddenly, L grasped your hand with his and looked you in the eyes.
"Tessa, I'm afraid you've been mistaken. It is true that I have much work to do every day, and that it's hard for me to talk to you, but I want to make this clear right now." L took a step forward and leaned in, his face close to yours. "I do care about you Tessa. Every day I find myself having these feelings of wanting to be near you. These feelings have grown over the past months, and I figured out that… I like you too." L's face came closer and closer to yours. Slowly, you closed your eyes, your heart pounding with excitement. L's eyes closed as well as he softly pressed his lips to yours. Your mind was filled with totally bliss and it felt like time had frozen. When L pulled away, you opened your eyes and smiled. No words were needed to explain how happy you were. L put his hand in his pocket and pulled out a small wrapped box.
"For you." He said as he placed the present in your hands. Slowly you tore off the wrapping paper and opened the box. Inside the box was a necklace with a heart. You pulled it out and held it in front of you. Engraved on the front of the heart were the words 'Forever Yours'. You smiled and turned it over. Engraved on the back was the letter 'L'.
"Thank you so much L. This is the best present I have ever gotten for my birthday." L took the necklace from you and placed it around your neck. Slowly he leaned in and gave you another long kiss. When he pulled away, he wrapped his arms around you and pulled you into a tight embrace. You sighed happily and hugged back. L leaned his head on your shoulder and whispered in your ear "I will always be here for you Tessa. And I'll find a way to make time to spend just with you." L kissed your cheek and gently picked you up. He carried you up to your room and laid you on your bed.
You looked up at him and said "Promise me you'll stay with me tonight?"
L smiled and lay down next to you. "I promise to stay with you every night." You sighed happily as you felt L wrap his arms around you and pulled you close to him. That night you slept peacefully, dreaming of the future you would have with your new boyfriend. This birthday was the start of your everlasting relationship with L and was a day you would never forget.

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Happy Birthday to my best friend Tessa! I hope you enjoyed the story!
Love  always,
your crazy  friend,
~Brittany
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Comments: 45

PiichixChan [2011-12-19 06:01:53 +0000 UTC]

First off, I love this with all my heart. ALL OF IT XD
Second off, reading it in mitsuwa was the most hilarious thing ever XD the people who were sitting next to is gave us such wierd looks! And Steph is a fake blonde jsyk

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Fantasygirl465 In reply to PiichixChan [2011-12-19 06:34:57 +0000 UTC]

Im glad you love it soo much XD OMG everytime i look at this fic i think of mitsuwa, and then i remember stephanies dramatic reading of it XD and yess the stares XD because we too cool to me normal XD and she totally is! she's just in denial XD

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PiichixChan In reply to Fantasygirl465 [2011-12-20 00:02:18 +0000 UTC]

THATS EXACTLY WHAT POPS INTO MY MIND!! XD
Normal people suck.
AND THANK YOU FOR KNOWING THE TRUTH!
IT WILL BE PROVEN! THE TRUTH WILL PREVAIL!

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Fantasygirl465 In reply to PiichixChan [2011-12-20 00:42:46 +0000 UTC]

love dem voices XD i promise to make another humorous fic someday XD and yes yes they do!! andd you're welcome XD it was hard to notice at first BUT YOU OPENED MY EYES AND NOW I TRULY KNOW SHE IS ONE XD WE SHALL PREACH IT TO THE WORLD!!! AS A SNOW CONE VENDOR (death note commentary reference XD)

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PiichixChan In reply to Fantasygirl465 [2011-12-21 17:16:05 +0000 UTC]

FFF YAY! XD MY LIFE IS NOW WORTH LIVING! /shot
WE WILL CREATE A NEW WORLD ORDER OF "STEPH-IS-A-FAKE-BLONDE"!! SCREAM IT TO THE SKIES! SCREAM IT INTO YOUR REFRIDGERATOR! NAME YOUR POKEMON AFTER IT!
WE SHALL BE THE BEST DARN SNOW CONE VENDORS ON THIS FREAKING PLANET.

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Fantasygirl465 In reply to PiichixChan [2011-12-23 04:51:37 +0000 UTC]

LMFAO XD SO IS MINE!!! THIS NEW WORLD, IT SHALL BE MADE!!! IF PEOPLE DO NOT BELIEVE THAT STEPH IS A FAKE BLONDE, THEN THEY SHALL BE TURNED INTO GINGER BREAD MEN!!!! XD HMMM I DONT THINK REFRIGERATORS WILL LISTEN VERY WELL XD AND YESSS SNOW CONE VENDORS! BEST. OCCUPATION. EVER~

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PiichixChan In reply to Fantasygirl465 [2011-12-23 17:12:06 +0000 UTC]

YAY NEW WORLD ORDERS! ...IS THAT PUNISHMENT SYMBOLIC DUE TO THE FACT "GINGER" IS IN IT? XD CUZ EVERYONE KNOWS STEPH IS SECRETLY A GINGER! IF YOU SCREAM IT YOUR FRIDGE SHOULD HEAR XD IKR? WE HAVE SUCH HOPEFUL FUTURES.

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Fantasygirl465 In reply to PiichixChan [2011-12-25 22:52:07 +0000 UTC]

I was totally thinking the whole ginger thing XD *was totally not making a reference to death note commentary* and ill try using a megaphone on the fridge XD and WE DO. MAN WE DO.

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PiichixChan In reply to Fantasygirl465 [2011-12-25 23:05:15 +0000 UTC]

I should assume by now EVERYTHING is a death note commentary reference XD Next sleepover we NEED to do that.
Us: *screaming into fridge*: STEPHANIE IS A FAKE BLONDEEEE!
Parents: owhatidonteven
DARN, I MEAN SNOW CONE VENDERS? THATS CLASSY CRAP.

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Fantasygirl465 In reply to PiichixChan [2011-12-26 23:52:55 +0000 UTC]

WE SHALL!!! WE NEED ANOTHER SLEEPOVER!!!! XD
us: parents, the fridge is hard of hearing so we had to yell at it :3
parents: *walk away slowly* O.o
WE'LL BE THE BEST SNOW CONE VENDORS ON THE BLOCK YO.

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PiichixChan In reply to Fantasygirl465 [2011-12-27 01:31:16 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOSH YES. AND THIS TIME AT MY HOUSE XD
They already think we are psycopaths sooo XD YELLING AT THE FRIDGE IT IS!
IKR? WE WILL EVEN GIVE FREAKING FROK'S WITH OUR SNOWCONES XD

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Fantasygirl465 In reply to PiichixChan [2011-12-27 02:26:05 +0000 UTC]

OH YES BECAUSE FROKS WITH SNOW CONES MAKES TOTAL SENSE~ XD PICK A DATE AND IM THERE XD I HAVE TOO MUCH FREE TIME XD AND YESSSS HURRAY FOR PSYCHOPATHS!! WE SHALL YELL AT IT TO MAKE US DINNER C:

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PiichixChan In reply to Fantasygirl465 [2011-12-27 18:22:44 +0000 UTC]

YEAH, BECAUSE EVERYONE EATS THIER SNOW CONES WITH FROKS PFFT.
ITS THE UNICORN THING TO DO NOWADAYS.
I STILL HAVE TO RUN IT BY MY PARENTS BUTT... 2 WEEKS FROM NOW ON FRIDAY? 8D
FF NO. WE SHALL YELL AT IT TO MAKE US A SAMMICH

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Fantasygirl465 In reply to PiichixChan [2011-12-28 17:52:38 +0000 UTC]

totally do. frok go with everything!!! I eat my candy with froks all the time XD it totally is. unicorns just love froks XD like i told ye on facebook, that friday is PURRRRRFECT XD and yess!!! that way women wont be used in the 'get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich' joke! now it'll be refrigerators! REFRIGERATOR, GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH!
refrigerator:.....
me: NOW!!! XD

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PiichixChan In reply to Fantasygirl465 [2011-12-28 20:55:35 +0000 UTC]

FROKS ARE EVERYTHING. FROKS ARE LIFE!
Unicorns think froks are the crap 8D STOP TALKING IN CAT AND PIRATE AT THE SAME TIME XD AND THAT WAY WE WILL GET 10 TIMES WIERDER LOOKS! Still gonna be in the kitchen making sammiches though.
FRIDGE, Y U NO LISTEN?

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Fantasygirl465 In reply to PiichixChan [2011-12-29 20:16:21 +0000 UTC]

YES THEY AREE!!! AND PFFT DIDNT YE HEAR PIRATE CAT IS THE NEW LANGUAGE OF ILLINOIS MEOW. XD AND YES WE WILL!!! AND NO NO MAKING MANWICHES OR SAMMICHES!! XD RESIST!!! RESIST!!! XD AND FRIDGE IS SLOW. SLOW BRO. XD

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PiichixChan In reply to Fantasygirl465 [2011-12-29 20:25:32 +0000 UTC]

WTF. PIRATE AND CAT IN ONE? THATS PRETTY FANCEH XD I MUST TAKE LESSONS IN IT!
MANWHICHES WITH MY FROK BRO. CANT...RESIST....URGE...TO...MOCK....WOMEN!! *makes sammiches for world*
I GOT THE POKEMON REFERENCE! XD

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Fantasygirl465 In reply to PiichixChan [2011-12-29 20:38:52 +0000 UTC]

DONT WORRY I SHALL TEACH YOU!!! also facebook (pirate) will help too! XD basically you just say argh and meow and add random pirate/cat words XD
Manwiches are sooo good bro XDD
BUT YOU ARE A WOMAN!!! DON"T MOCK YOURSELF XDD
OMG YAY IT MAKES ME HAPPY THAT YOU DID!!!

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PiichixChan In reply to Fantasygirl465 [2011-12-30 20:25:09 +0000 UTC]

I tried using pirate and it made zero sense XD I WILL NEVER GO BACK! REGULAR ENGLISH FOR THE WIN!
Manwhiches are for real mean who wear pink.
I CAN MOCK MYSELD IF I WANT TOOOO! XD HAHA YAY POKEDORKS!

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Fantasygirl465 In reply to PiichixChan [2011-12-31 01:29:18 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA COME ON TESSA PIRATE IT COOLIO!!!regular english be lame yo
so manwhiches are for the mean people who wear pink only? XD you said mean instead of men XD)
NOOO I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO MOCK YOURSELF XP
POKEDORKS DEFINES US SO WELL XD

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PiichixChan In reply to Fantasygirl465 [2011-12-31 17:47:18 +0000 UTC]

NO, I WILL NOT USE FREAKING PIRATE XD I LIKE MY NORMAL ENGLISH.
OOOH. Well, i guess manwhiches are for mean men who wear pink and use froks then XD
WHY CANT I! ITS MY PARTY AND I CAN MOCK MYSELF IF I WANT TO!
IKR? IF YOU LOOKED UP POKEDORKS IN THE DICTIONARY, OUR PICTURES WOULD BE THERE.

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Fantasygirl465 In reply to PiichixChan [2011-12-31 20:27:21 +0000 UTC]

PFFFFFT SHUN THE NON PIRATE!!!! XD
yes that is exactly who manwichs are made for!! XD
NOOOO BAD TESSA mocking is made for to use on others not yourself!!!
OMG YES IT WOULD HAVE A HERP DERP PICTURE OF US AND SAY 'TOTAL POKEDORKS' XD

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PiichixChan In reply to Fantasygirl465 [2012-01-01 06:30:28 +0000 UTC]

ATLEAST I KNOW WHAT MY FB MEANS ;D
The EXACT audience. We should make a commerical XD
I CAN MOCK MYSELF IF I WANT TOOO! D< SHUNNN
THAT WOULD BE MY FB PICTURE XD

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Fantasygirl465 In reply to PiichixChan [2012-01-01 06:48:03 +0000 UTC]

PFFFT I CANZ UNDERSTAND PIRATE ARRRGHHH XD
COMMERCIAL YESS!!! BUT WHAT DOES A MANWICH LOOK LIKE? XD
AND NOOO NOOO MOCKING!!!! *TAPES MOUTH* HAHA YOU CANT MOCK IF YOU CANT SPEAK XD
WELL THEN WE SHALL TAKE A HERP DERP PICTURE, WRITE POKEDORKS, AND MAKE THAT OUR PROFILE PICS THE NEXT TIME WE HANG XD

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PiichixChan In reply to Fantasygirl465 [2012-01-01 20:25:18 +0000 UTC]

NO YOU CANT! XDD WELL, I KNOW STEPH CANT ATLEAST.
Its like.... a sloppy joe...but...different....ummm....
IM JUST GOING TO MOCK MYSELF IN MY MIND NOW, YOU FAIL!
HAHAHA OH CRAP YES XD

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Fantasygirl465 In reply to PiichixChan [2012-01-01 23:25:40 +0000 UTC]

YES I CAN!!! OMG ILL PROVE IT TOO YOU!!! NEXT TIME WE HANG AGAIN XD
OH I WAS JUST GOING TO SUGGEST PUTTING FORKS AND KNIVES INTO BREAD AND CALLING IT A MANWICH CAUSE IT'S ALL TOUGH LOOKING XD
.......... DAMNIT.......
YAYAYAYA!!! ILL PUT THAT ON OUR TO DO LIST XD RIGHT BELOW SIX FLAGS YO XD
BTW I FOUND THIS AND LOVES IT
[link]

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PiichixChan In reply to Fantasygirl465 [2012-01-02 18:57:09 +0000 UTC]

NO YOU CANT (I forgot what you cant do) AND YOU SHALL FAIL AT PROVING IT! XD
HAHAHA XD CAN WE GIVE IT A MUSTACHE TOO? THAT SHALL BE ON MY BUCKET LIST NOW XD
AND THATS AWESOME! POOR JACK SPARROW D:

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Fantasygirl465 In reply to PiichixChan [2012-01-03 02:00:08 +0000 UTC]

WE WERE TALKING ABOUT TALKING PIRATE XDD AND ILL PROVE IT YO!!! XD OMG MUSTACHE YESS!!!! IT'LL HAVE TO BE PAPER BUT IT'LL WORK XDD
HAHAHA IT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE XD I RUN TOO WHEN MY BATTERY GOES LOW XD

[link] GENIOUS, ABSOLUTELY GENIOUS

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PiichixChan In reply to Fantasygirl465 [2012-01-03 21:30:16 +0000 UTC]

YOU MOST DEFINETILY CANT SPEAK PIRATE THEN XD YOU WILL FAIL!
I HAVE REAL LOOKING FAKE MUSTACHES WE CAN USE AS WELL XD
IM LIKE "MUST GET TO CHARGER NAOOOOOO!!"
.....okay for a while i thought that was a REAL product. GENIUS.

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Fantasygirl465 In reply to PiichixChan [2012-01-04 05:43:24 +0000 UTC]

*clears throat* ARGH! WALK THE PLANK YE SCALLYWAG!! GIVE ME ALL YOUR LOOT AND PUT ON YE BOOTS CAUSE WE BE GOING FISHING, YARRGH! XD TA DA XD
OMG YES BRING THEM!!!! I LOVE FAKE MUSTACHES!!! AND IF YOU CANT FIND THEM WE CAN GET A HAPPY MEAL FROM MCDONALDS XD thats where i got my white mustache XD came from the box XD
AND IN SPIRIT IM LIKE RUNN TESSA RUN!!! Right? XD JK XD you run for that charger tessa XD
............EXTREME WIN RIGHT THERE!!! IF WE BECOME BROKE AND ARENT IN THE MOOD FOR BEING A HOBO, I SAY WE SELL THEM FOR LIKE 50 BUCKS A PIECE XD

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PiichixChan In reply to Fantasygirl465 [2012-01-04 21:59:00 +0000 UTC]

I WILL NEVER WALK THE PLANK AND I HATE FISH YOU CRAPHEAD D< NUUUUU!
....WAIT MCDONALDS IS GIVING OUT MUSTCHES? THATS SO FREAKING GENIUS!!!!
OH MY GOD I WANT A MCDONALDS MUSTACHE. TAKE ME KNAVE XD
RUNNINGGG! CHARGERRRRR!! NOOOOO! *epically falls and dies*
SEE? XD WE GOT OUR HOPEFUL FUTURE OF SELF-CHARGING LAPTOP WIRES ALL PLANNED OUT

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Fantasygirl465 In reply to PiichixChan [2012-01-07 06:14:14 +0000 UTC]

WALK THE PLANK YE MATEY! ARGH!! WALK IT I SAY!!! BUT BUT CATS LIKE FISSH.... OH WAIT YOUR NOT A CAT LIKE ME THEN *PURRRRRR* XD MEOW~
YES CARDBOARD MUSTACHES!! THAT WHITE ONE THAT I HAVE A PICTURE OF ON FACEBOOK, THAT'D BE THE AWESOME MUSTACHE YO! XD
WE SHOULD HAVE MCDONALDS FOR DINNER ON FRIDAY XD
NO TESSA NOOO!!!! DONT DIE ON ME!!! XD
OUR FUTURES ARE SOO HOPEFUL XD THOUGH, I THINK WE MAY HAVE TO INVOLVE KIM IN THE PLAN. IF WE DO, WE'LL BE LIVING ON A FARM IN CALIFORNIA WITH 20 CATS, A PET CACTUS NAMED TIM, AND A BUNCH OF GEEPS YO XD

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PiichixChan In reply to Fantasygirl465 [2012-01-07 22:32:15 +0000 UTC]

....OH MY GOD BRITTANY NOOO XD DONT BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO THINKS THEY ARE SOME FLUFFY ANIMAL! Even though i AM secretly a llama but thats hush hush secret crap XD
Woa. CARDBOARD? Thats about as authentic as it gets. WE SHOULD XD
.....I WANT IN ON THIS FUTURE XD

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Fantasygirl465 In reply to PiichixChan [2012-01-08 19:22:37 +0000 UTC]

NEKO NEKO NYA NYA~ AND OF COURSE YOUR A LLAMA XD
CARDBOARD... NOTHING GETS MORE AUTHENTIC XD AND WE WILL.....EVENTUALLY

OK I SHALL INFORM KIMMY XD

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PiichixChan In reply to Fantasygirl465 [2012-01-08 21:55:22 +0000 UTC]

OH GOD NO XD NYA SUGOI KAWAII DESU NYAAAAANNNN!
Oh course. Im ALWAYS a llama.
OH GOD CARDBOARD IS THE DEFINITON OF LEGIT MAN XD

YUSSSSSS 8D Oh and i talked my family into watching the twilight movies today LMAO

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Fantasygirl465 In reply to PiichixChan [2012-01-09 05:20:24 +0000 UTC]

OH GOD YES! Tm (c) Brittany XD NYA NYAAAAAA *Swishes kawaii tail* XD LLAMA LLAMA DUCK. (Llama song now stuck in mah head T.T) HAHAHA IMMA NAME YOU CAROL THE LLAMA XD
CARDBOARD....CAN'T EVEN DESCRIBE ITS LEGITNESS XD

omg you evil genius XD how'd they like it? XD

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PiichixChan In reply to Fantasygirl465 [2012-01-10 23:26:16 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHA XD I LOVE THAT TM (C) THING! EPIC WINN! XD
Kawaii desu you BAKAAAA! D<
....OKAY WHY CAROL? XD OF ALL NAMES!
if you looked up legit in the dictionary, you would get cardboard.
MUST MAKE IMAGE FOR THAT DNFJVODKFBJ.

LOOK AT MY JOURNAL XD

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arindessa [2011-12-19 03:35:06 +0000 UTC]

I am NOT a fake blonde!

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Fantasygirl465 In reply to arindessa [2011-12-19 03:37:21 +0000 UTC]

Are too!!!! DD at least according to tessa XD

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arindessa In reply to Fantasygirl465 [2011-12-19 04:41:07 +0000 UTC]

ha ha, when she said that to Lizzy, she actually believed her and like, freaked out XD

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Fantasygirl465 In reply to arindessa [2011-12-19 04:42:02 +0000 UTC]

lol really? XD see you're just in denial!!! XD

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arindessa In reply to Fantasygirl465 [2011-12-19 05:03:29 +0000 UTC]

no, I'm just naturally blonde!

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Fantasygirl465 In reply to arindessa [2011-12-19 05:05:26 +0000 UTC]

uh hu suree THATS WHAT THEY ALL SAY XDD jkjkjk

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arindessa In reply to Fantasygirl465 [2011-12-19 15:51:58 +0000 UTC]

but it's true!

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PiichixChan In reply to Fantasygirl465 [2011-12-19 05:59:39 +0000 UTC]

EXACTLY.

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