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STILL A BAG
written by Feicoon and Elektra Bauer

This was a triumph!!!
im making a bag here.... HUGE SUCCESS!
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction!
Aperture baggage, we store lotsa shit, because we can.
For the good of all of us, except the ones who are broke.
But theres no sence buying a non aperture bag, itll keep on filling till it begins to sag.
as the packing gets done, other things are being done for the people who want to pay up.
I'm not even limping. this bag is so light weight right now, even though im carrying a sports car~
A really nice red one. With a retractable roof and a spare tire. As I walk i'm good because it is so healthy for you.
Now these awesome handbags make a beautiful gift. when you're out of ideas they can be quite a nift. and the handbags get done. there is many to be spun. for the people who have lotsa cash~
Go head and leave it, I think someone else will like this bag. Maybe you'll find something else to help you. Maybe from wal-mart? That was a joke ha-ha, thats crap.
Anyways this bag is great. its so amazing and stuff. look at me still sewwing while theres baggage to pack. when i look back at it theres alot in this sack. theres alot in this case, i think alot of it's in space, now how do i get it all out?
can you tell me how to get it out? i really need it all out. I need my stuff all out! Can someone please get my things all out, all out, this dumb bag...

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Thanks to Aperture Science and many test subject limb losses we have now created a most likely fully functionable PORTAL BAG!
Just put your test matirials in the bag and they will be sent through the portal to your work station. Probably.
Don't want to send your papers to your desk? no problem!
Just put them in the clear bottomless inner pouch!
We used portal technology to expand the capacity of the pouch to the same size as space. thats because it's a portal to space. The clear pouch is space.
we haven't quite figured out how to get the things back out though, all part of science.

Good luck future starters!

WARNING: Do not use this bag to attempt to go to space or get to work faster. If you do however make sure to write a report on your findings and submit it to a more intelligent staff.

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Portal bag was sewn and designed by myself.
APERTURE, logo and portal all belong to Valve.

Messenger side bag features the APERTURE logo sewen on the front flap and "...We've got a lot of testing to do.' in fabric paint just under where the flap falls. the sides and bottom are the same blue as the logo and the lining is bright orange with a clear vinyl side pouch for organizing. The strap is adjustable. The bag zips up under the flap.

This bag was made out of heavy canvas placemats as a contest entry for work (create a bag/purse/backpack using placemats as the main part)

List of matirials:
5 heavy canvas placemats (3 black, 2 blue)
40cm Heavy clear vinyl
1m Orange broadcloth
25cm Heat n Bond Ultra
1.50m Wide cotton webbing
2 D-rings
1 adjuster buckle
16" plastic zipper
blue fabric paint
sewn using upholstery thread
lining and logo on front sewn using strong all purpose polyester thread

I plan on adding mini cores as keychain accesories hanging on the strap.

Description
STILL A BAG
written by Feicoon and Elektra Bauer

This was a triumph!!!
im making a bag here.... HUGE SUCCESS!
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction!
Aperture baggage, we store lotsa shit, because we can.
For the good of all of us, except the ones who are broke.
But theres no sence buying a non aperture bag, itll keep on filling till it begins to sag.
as the packing gets done, other things are being done for the people who want to pay up.
I'm not even limping. this bag is so light weight right now, even though im carrying a sports car~
A really nice red one. With a retractable roof and a spare tire. As I walk i'm good because it is so healthy for you.
Now these awesome handbags make a beautiful gift. when you're out of ideas they can be quite a nift. and the handbags get done. there is many to be spun. for the people who have lotsa cash~
Go head and leave it, I think someone else will like this bag. Maybe you'll find something else to help you. Maybe from wal-mart? That was a joke ha-ha, thats crap.
Anyways this bag is great. its so amazing and stuff. look at me still sewwing while theres baggage to pack. when i look back at it theres alot in this sack. theres alot in this case, i think alot of it's in space, now how do i get it all out?
can you tell me how to get it out? i really need it all out. I need my stuff all out! Can someone please get my things all out, all out, this dumb bag...

---------

Thanks to Aperture Science and many test subject limb losses we have now created a most likely fully functionable PORTAL BAG!
Just put your test matirials in the bag and they will be sent through the portal to your work station. Probably.
Don't want to send your papers to your desk? no problem!
Just put them in the clear bottomless inner pouch!
We used portal technology to expand the capacity of the pouch to the same size as space. thats because it's a portal to space. The clear pouch is space.
we haven't quite figured out how to get the things back out though, all part of science.

Good luck future starters!

WARNING: Do not use this bag to attempt to go to space or get to work faster. If you do however make sure to write a report on your findings and submit it to a more intelligent staff.

--------------------------------------------

Portal bag was sewn and designed by myself.
APERTURE, logo and portal all belong to Valve.

Messenger side bag features the APERTURE logo sewen on the front flap and "...We've got a lot of testing to do.' in fabric paint just under where the flap falls. the sides and bottom are the same blue as the logo and the lining is bright orange with a clear vinyl side pouch for organizing. The strap is adjustable. The bag zips up under the flap.

This bag was made out of heavy canvas placemats as a contest entry for work (create a bag/purse/backpack using placemats as the main part)

List of matirials:
5 heavy canvas placemats (3 black, 2 blue)
40cm Heavy clear vinyl
1m Orange broadcloth
25cm Heat n Bond Ultra
1.50m Wide cotton webbing
2 D-rings
1 adjuster buckle
16" plastic zipper
blue fabric paint
sewn using upholstery thread
lining and logo on front sewn using strong all purpose polyester thread

I plan on adding mini cores as keychain accesories hanging on the strap.