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firelord-zuko — The Old Man and the Sea by-nc-sa [NSFW]

Published: 2013-08-04 16:30:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 1212; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 3
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Description A worm divided lives and dies in pain, even after the wound of its body has healed.

ASOIAF and its characters belong to George R. R. Martin, who doesn't like to see fanfiction of his work.
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Comments: 27

Aib-Alex [2013-08-09 20:50:13 +0000 UTC]

Well, I must add I was properly impressed, and I did not see that bit coming...

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firelord-zuko In reply to Aib-Alex [2013-08-09 20:51:12 +0000 UTC]

What bit?

Thanks a lot Your Grace. Currently working on another J/C oneshot, this one based on the cracked.com article "9 Tips for Being Stranded at an Airport" ...

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Aib-Alex In reply to firelord-zuko [2013-08-09 20:55:38 +0000 UTC]

The bit with the fornication.... Oh, and please excuse my silliness but it's about midnight here and I'm almost sleeping on my keyboard, but at first with your descriptions and the sea and the dragonlady I thought you were talking about Ser Barristan Selmy...

Can't wait to read another!  

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firelord-zuko In reply to Aib-Alex [2013-08-09 21:00:36 +0000 UTC]

Oh dear vulgar words for vulgar acts

So my bait and switch succeeded.

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Aib-Alex In reply to firelord-zuko [2013-08-09 21:04:56 +0000 UTC]

I drank a bear, I admit...

You cheeky devil you!

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firelord-zuko In reply to Aib-Alex [2013-08-09 21:12:09 +0000 UTC]

I hope you pureed him first.

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Aib-Alex In reply to firelord-zuko [2013-08-09 21:36:40 +0000 UTC]

OMG I laughed my ass off... like so:

Of course I did It was the bloodiest Mary ever!

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firelord-zuko In reply to Aib-Alex [2013-08-09 22:07:51 +0000 UTC]

THE BEAR THE BEAR AND THE MAIDEN FAIR

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Aib-Alex In reply to firelord-zuko [2013-08-09 22:28:10 +0000 UTC]

...and a beer

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firelord-zuko In reply to Aib-Alex [2013-08-09 22:34:22 +0000 UTC]

And some more. And honey in your hair?

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Aib-Alex In reply to firelord-zuko [2013-08-10 06:38:50 +0000 UTC]

I R shame.

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firelord-zuko In reply to Aib-Alex [2013-08-10 06:44:17 +0000 UTC]

lol

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caramel-dixon [2013-08-04 20:22:39 +0000 UTC]

I started reading it, and then I got to 'Kingsguard', and I was like

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GAME OF THROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONES

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firelord-zuko In reply to caramel-dixon [2013-08-04 20:34:34 +0000 UTC]

lol what did you expect with that preview?

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caramel-dixon In reply to firelord-zuko [2013-08-04 20:36:05 +0000 UTC]

I guess I didn't see it well enough. XD

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firelord-zuko In reply to caramel-dixon [2013-08-04 20:45:11 +0000 UTC]

You're not supposed to see it at all, dA just wants one for PDFs. 


Anyway, hope you do read on past the "Kingsguard"

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caramel-dixon In reply to firelord-zuko [2013-08-04 20:52:02 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry, I did. It was amazing writing. Good job. c:

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firelord-zuko In reply to caramel-dixon [2013-08-04 21:08:50 +0000 UTC]

Yay

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EpsilonArts [2013-08-04 18:23:43 +0000 UTC]

I can understand any author not liking to see Fanfiction of his/her work, mainly because some people are just SO out there with it. I can't tell you how many ill-written pieces I've seen in my time.


THAT BEING SAID; This was very well written, kept my attention up through the end. Thank you for showing it! Hope to see more!

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firelord-zuko In reply to EpsilonArts [2013-08-04 18:30:09 +0000 UTC]

I think his reasoning (officially) is more along the lines of "it's ruining your own writing skills". That said, he probably came across some Arya / Olenna fanfiction or something. For some reason, FF on Archive Of Our Own appears to be of a solidly good quality. Perhaps it's something about those hipsters that gives them the ability to spell.


Thanks a lot I actually wanted to write much more, but somehow forgot about it. Currently I do not have any other ASOIAF fanfiction, but if you're interested you can still have a look at my FF.Net account: www.fanfiction.net/u/2168584/

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EpsilonArts In reply to firelord-zuko [2013-08-04 18:37:32 +0000 UTC]

I'll definitely take a peek! Reading keeps my anxiety low, and when you've already read through the books, FF is the next best thing in line, haha. Again, thanks for sharing your work! 

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firelord-zuko In reply to EpsilonArts [2013-08-04 18:38:38 +0000 UTC]

It's my pleasure.

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mastercharlesalbert [2013-08-04 16:34:16 +0000 UTC]

if he doesn't like to see fanfiction of his work, then why did you write this, to piss martin off?

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firelord-zuko In reply to mastercharlesalbert [2013-08-04 16:42:35 +0000 UTC]

No, because fuck him.

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mastercharlesalbert In reply to firelord-zuko [2013-08-04 16:47:08 +0000 UTC]

ok...

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firelord-zuko In reply to mastercharlesalbert [2013-08-04 16:51:09 +0000 UTC]

Is that all you have to say?

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mastercharlesalbert In reply to firelord-zuko [2013-08-04 17:53:35 +0000 UTC]

ehm...
how about...A COOKIE?
"gives cookie"

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