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Published: 2014-09-28 01:10:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 91616; Favourites: 1733; Downloads: 122
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Description Hmmmm, can your Pokemon Trainer actually swim?

..Nah, it's way more convenient to use surf to get over bodies of water~ ...If you have it that is.
(Who wants to get wet with all their equipment/clothes on anyway?)

Ennnnjoy!
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CalamityArceus [2023-09-22 08:48:17 +0000 UTC]

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Meganli [2021-03-08 19:41:54 +0000 UTC]

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SUPERDEMONKING [2018-11-02 18:29:04 +0000 UTC]

lol!

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iamepiclol111 [2018-03-13 13:23:43 +0000 UTC]

I chose Treecko for my playthrough of emerald.
I now almost feel bad for the swimmers if it wasn't for the tons of exp I got from them.

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EpicHawk91 [2018-02-11 14:43:36 +0000 UTC]

Later
Swimmer: AAAH SHARK BJ!

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LuxStyx [2017-10-02 16:51:42 +0000 UTC]

Same here.. I show the swimmers on the game who's the boss!

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Articuno32 [2017-01-29 23:35:37 +0000 UTC]

Well, maybe they can swim, but they'd rather Surf with their Pokémon than get themselves, their clothes and their bag all wet.

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SigmaScott4 [2016-10-18 04:12:10 +0000 UTC]

Good point. I'd probably rather ride a torpedo shark of doom across the waters than get my stuff all wet anyway.

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Monkeyrofl901 In reply to SigmaScott4 [2018-07-01 15:33:52 +0000 UTC]

Even if said torpedo shark could rip you open just by touching it?

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SigmaScott4 In reply to Monkeyrofl901 [2018-07-01 18:15:54 +0000 UTC]

Last time I checked, your character dosen’t get ripped open simply by riding on Sharpedo whenever you use surf to ride on the water with them in the games.

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erikatheraindeer [2016-08-21 18:50:14 +0000 UTC]

How does Red have a Sharpedo?

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Luspear-Soram In reply to erikatheraindeer [2017-05-27 00:26:21 +0000 UTC]

Good point. I guess Red can use a garidos instead.   

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LordZaporator In reply to erikatheraindeer [2016-11-19 16:31:12 +0000 UTC]

Fire Red perhaps? that came after Ruby/Saphire

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RikuUzumaki7 In reply to erikatheraindeer [2016-10-05 00:23:12 +0000 UTC]

He used a Game Shark to get it.

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DarkDestroyer500 In reply to RikuUzumaki7 [2017-09-24 23:44:13 +0000 UTC]

i cant find a ba dum tss emoticon so here have this  

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Adorabamf In reply to RikuUzumaki7 [2017-07-24 04:06:47 +0000 UTC]

All this time passed by and nobody has reacted to this beautifully puntastic line.

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Oberstenfeldherr [2016-06-16 02:51:02 +0000 UTC]

would make sense if they installed a 'limited swim' function; you could only swim so many tiles before you "Got too tired and had to turn back!" (appears back on shore). Then you could cross little ponds, but still be blocked by plot devices.

and be able to save yourself if you fell in a puddle.

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Firesgone [2016-05-01 22:03:33 +0000 UTC]

It'a not that the player can't swim, but the fact that having to swim while carrying your item collection  (don't forget the ROCK collection i.e. water stones, hard rocks, etc) probably weighs too much for you to be able to float enough to cross those bodies of water.
   

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Articuno32 In reply to Firesgone [2017-03-02 07:40:13 +0000 UTC]

And then you'd have to consider things like not getting your clothes and stuff wet. After all, adventuring would be quite uncomfortable with soggy clothes...

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A-Gaming-Fox22 [2016-04-28 20:23:18 +0000 UTC]

im just 2 lazy 2 swim
also i left my bathing suit at home..... dont judge

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megamage1 [2016-03-20 16:40:36 +0000 UTC]

i think he can swim but he cant swim long distances or he can but he's too lazy to do it.

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DrX-Raven [2015-12-27 12:34:11 +0000 UTC]

(OoC: You can't swim yourself, 'cause you're not a trained swimmer that can go on for extensive durations of time and lengths, unlike the swimmer trainers)

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NinSega [2015-11-20 01:45:05 +0000 UTC]

Sure you were, male swimmer.

Don't mess with someone with a Sharpedo.

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clem3806 In reply to NinSega [2016-01-01 01:02:44 +0000 UTC]

how could he know?

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NinSega In reply to clem3806 [2016-01-01 03:08:21 +0000 UTC]

No one could, just don't mock anybody. That's the lesson XD

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clem3806 In reply to NinSega [2016-01-01 10:50:03 +0000 UTC]

great mentality.

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Miko-The-Fox [2015-11-07 20:46:03 +0000 UTC]

Bitch XD I CAN'T SWIM AND I'M 19 SO THIS GAME GIVES ME AN EXCUSE FOR MY FRIENDS TO WHY I CAN'T FUCKIGN SWIM WITHOUT A LIFE JACKET.

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Darkraiprincess [2015-08-28 22:16:55 +0000 UTC]

SHARPEDO!

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SPQR21 [2015-08-21 01:50:33 +0000 UTC]

hahaha!

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Miko-The-Fox [2015-08-06 10:11:52 +0000 UTC]

AAAAAND ya can't beat Sharpdeo OR Kyrogre speed, beech. :3

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Dark-Anmut [2015-06-02 16:39:35 +0000 UTC]

Sharpedo: RAURGH!! *Just has to show up*

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HazelWillow648 [2015-05-27 23:12:09 +0000 UTC]

He probably can swim, but is just too lazy

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Ripplespark [2015-05-20 22:02:45 +0000 UTC]

dear lord, it's so.... BEAUTIFUL XD This is totally something I would do.

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PerfectChaos22 [2015-05-09 04:12:03 +0000 UTC]

If I was in this scenario, I'd do this as well

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LifeIsGoodBro [2015-04-05 17:34:01 +0000 UTC]

(Sharpideo used bite opposing swimmer used struggle sharpideo used swallow opposing swimmer was diegestied )XD

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Easonftw In reply to LifeIsGoodBro [2015-04-26 06:32:09 +0000 UTC]

And he become shit

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LifeIsGoodBro In reply to Easonftw [2015-04-26 10:45:00 +0000 UTC]

XD YUP

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CraftyMaelyss [2015-04-04 07:56:35 +0000 UTC]

X'D I love your comics!

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AggronTheMighty [2015-04-04 02:23:20 +0000 UTC]

It's a damn shame that the swimmer can't get out of the water. We'll see who's noob now, bitch! 

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Gen-SilverChicken In reply to AggronTheMighty [2015-04-14 14:45:05 +0000 UTC]

Wait, your comment just made me think: Are all the swimmer's actually mermaids?

Dang it, no, that's right, it shows them with legs in the battle screen (sometimes)

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QuartzStone [2015-04-04 00:58:48 +0000 UTC]

That swimmer plays Roblox because Noob is a insult there.

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foxytheproskater [2015-04-03 23:52:06 +0000 UTC]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL                                                                                                                            

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foxytheproskater In reply to foxytheproskater [2015-04-19 04:17:50 +0000 UTC]

                                                                                                                               

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ThEdErPyBrOnY1 In reply to foxytheproskater [2015-04-15 22:21:52 +0000 UTC]

OMG THE ANAMATRONICS ARE ATTACKING, FIGHT BACK                                                                       GO MY HUMAN MINIONS                                                 

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foxytheproskater In reply to ThEdErPyBrOnY1 [2015-04-19 04:18:55 +0000 UTC]

LOL              

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ThEdErPyBrOnY1 In reply to foxytheproskater [2015-04-19 04:56:13 +0000 UTC]

yeah lol ind- *starts barfing ponies*                                                                                                                                        

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foxytheproskater In reply to ThEdErPyBrOnY1 [2015-04-23 21:28:25 +0000 UTC]

i cant do it

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ThEdErPyBrOnY1 In reply to foxytheproskater [2015-04-25 15:59:35 +0000 UTC]

what do you mean by that

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foxytheproskater In reply to ThEdErPyBrOnY1 [2015-04-25 16:20:56 +0000 UTC]

i mean i don't like to fight sorry (i started)

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SnowStormTheDragonIU In reply to foxytheproskater [2015-04-04 22:39:50 +0000 UTC]

XD

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