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Description "In a hole in the ground there lived a boring epic movie".
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pokestar249 [2015-05-09 05:05:22 +0000 UTC]

radagast was seen in the hobbit movies at least once in each movie.

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GB-of-BS In reply to pokestar249 [2015-05-09 06:08:33 +0000 UTC]

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Nemesisprime91 [2015-03-04 02:34:26 +0000 UTC]

I dunno...i think Ash has it right.

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GB-of-BS In reply to Nemesisprime91 [2015-03-06 05:07:51 +0000 UTC]

He is an animal of simple tastes.

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Nemesisprime91 In reply to GB-of-BS [2015-03-06 17:15:59 +0000 UTC]

What i mean Ash sleeping through the movie is and was a good move. Granted I haven't seen Battle yet, so i cannot judge.

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Sekele [2014-12-18 23:07:29 +0000 UTC]

at least the movies give us more character development 

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GB-of-BS In reply to Sekele [2014-12-19 03:02:09 +0000 UTC]

Bilbo was ok, Radegast was hippielicious,  Thorin was meh.

The rest were only "hot dwarf on elf action"

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Sekele In reply to GB-of-BS [2014-12-20 10:12:42 +0000 UTC]

also,Bard does not appear out of nowhere 

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Thebalrog6 [2014-12-18 03:42:31 +0000 UTC]

Only problem I had was Tauriel, Radagast, and Legolas... Oh, and Azog as well... After that, not bad, but it isn't amazing. Lord of the Rings was a better movie series since they kept to the book as much as possible, except they had to cut some parts out because there would be 6 movies, 2 movies for one book since each book was originally split into 2, if they added every single detail. They kept to the Hobbit good, but... it's like they added an OC to the Hobbit series and threw in Legolas for shits and giggles...

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Sekele In reply to Thebalrog6 [2014-12-18 23:08:16 +0000 UTC]

seeing how Radegast got omitted in the Lord of the Rings movies, take this as a compensation 

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Thebalrog6 In reply to Sekele [2014-12-18 23:47:45 +0000 UTC]

I read the original Lord of the Rings books and he only showed up for maybe a couple pages in the first book.

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Sekele In reply to Thebalrog6 [2014-12-20 10:13:21 +0000 UTC]

think of it as overcompensating 

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GB-of-BS In reply to Thebalrog6 [2014-12-18 22:43:26 +0000 UTC]

Honestly, I don't care faithfulness to the book. I just thought it would be fun include a nerdy complaint in the comic.

But as casual viewer, the film lacked true sense of rhythm, contained lots of unnecessary dialogues, forced (so much) the link to the previous trilogy (instead of being subtle) and although not a bad trilogy in all, this could not overcome its predecessor.

. . .

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Wind-Blaze [2014-12-18 00:55:29 +0000 UTC]

I like the hot nerdy gardevoir

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GB-of-BS In reply to Wind-Blaze [2014-12-18 22:18:50 +0000 UTC]

Me too.

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legendguard [2014-12-17 19:40:45 +0000 UTC]

as a nerd, couldn't have said it better.

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GB-of-BS In reply to legendguard [2014-12-18 22:55:24 +0000 UTC]


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ShadowExVeemon [2014-12-17 18:31:26 +0000 UTC]

wait pet? that could mean ash is that speical pet used for speical purposes

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GB-of-BS In reply to ShadowExVeemon [2014-12-18 22:55:13 +0000 UTC]

I just wanted to emphasize that Gardevoir not considered Him as a potential mate, but as a test animal/guard dog/assistant/whatever.

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ShadowExVeemon In reply to GB-of-BS [2014-12-20 16:35:41 +0000 UTC]

well ash could try

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Kazumy [2014-12-17 13:32:02 +0000 UTC]

great idea

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GB-of-BS In reply to Kazumy [2014-12-18 22:13:01 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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Ultraloco [2014-12-17 12:58:46 +0000 UTC]

Ash is a D@mn good critic, takes two to get Legolas and three for the real big battles to happen.

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GB-of-BS In reply to Ultraloco [2014-12-18 22:12:06 +0000 UTC]

It's a good story for a film, but bad idea for a trilogy.

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Masterranger In reply to GB-of-BS [2014-12-23 04:52:24 +0000 UTC]

I think the hobbit would have done better as two movies it's a big book, and they did a good job with the trilogy

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GB-of-BS In reply to Masterranger [2014-12-23 08:16:00 +0000 UTC]

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Ultraloco In reply to GB-of-BS [2014-12-19 21:22:20 +0000 UTC]

Crud, I forgot to ask, When did Melody start dating Ash? Is this the aftermath of TM 90 where he's gotta decide who's baby he's gotta be a Dad for?

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GB-of-BS In reply to Ultraloco [2014-12-20 03:09:44 +0000 UTC]

Never.That pic was just a joke. Canonically, no girl is interested in him

.... mmm maybe the Infernape.

Although I have very poorly developed characters, I like the idea that Lucario has a weird crush on Gardevoir, and she tolerates, because she is socially inept and has no friends, but need a Squire.

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Ultraloco In reply to GB-of-BS [2014-12-20 03:23:52 +0000 UTC]

Oh, so he didn't get any kids outta it? Not even Demonfox wanted him, sworn she and the Sharptooth did from what I saw in past comics. Crud, I even had baby names lined up and even some personalities including my idea for Maki and Ash's new little tike...

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Ultraloco In reply to GB-of-BS [2014-12-18 22:22:38 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, that and waiting each year to find out everything's a real bother.

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Snowfyre [2014-12-17 12:47:23 +0000 UTC]

And that is hollywood for you.

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GB-of-BS In reply to Snowfyre [2014-12-18 22:07:47 +0000 UTC]

Deal with it.

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LeonKatlovre [2014-12-17 08:53:03 +0000 UTC]

I suddenly feel bad for liking this movie...

let's call it a guilty pleasure from now on

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GB-of-BS In reply to LeonKatlovre [2014-12-18 22:06:44 +0000 UTC]

No need to be ashamed, I also enjoy bad movies.

The real problem is that I (and a lot of people) had many expectations for this latest installment.

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LeonKatlovre In reply to GB-of-BS [2014-12-19 05:31:24 +0000 UTC]

well I did, in fact, enjoy the 2nd part more~ despite the dragging

at least it connected the dots among the movies. Original LOTR was not even planed when the Hobbit was written~ oh Tolkien, you and your crazy fantasy worlds *read read read*

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