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Published: 2016-02-28 14:34:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 15951; Favourites: 457; Downloads: 65
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if you want to have a comback frisk should say "ooohhhh~ really now then lets make then bed rock" she smirks and then the puns and flirts just go on forever XD
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you can call me mrΒ flintstone cause i can make that bedrock
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OH MY GLOB THAT WAS FUDGING PERFECT! XD
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wait for real!? do you got a link i kinda wanna check it out now XD
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This songΒ www.youtube.com/watch?v=darazxβ¦
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OH SHIT OMG YESS
THE ONLY REASON I LIKE SCIENCE IS THE PUNS n JOKES AHAA
//help me im dying XD
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OOOHHHHHHHHHHHH SANS ROASTED HERR!!(or him)
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E X P A N D S P O O P Y S C A R Y S K E L E D O N G
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QnQ i can't read what the shirt says....why can't i read cursive *sulks in the corner*
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It says "Billions of neutrinos penetrates you every seconds...Mind if I join in ?"
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ok thanks! i totaly get it now cx
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yeah i needed it tooΒ
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I bet Frisk has cleavage and Sans probably has fracture
hahah
Rock Puns
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I have a feeling that's how sans would react to flirts.
First he'll get flustered but then strike back even harder...pun both intended and not.
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No it's a science joke.
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...
//tries to think of a flower flirt
//fails
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*Here you go:
[Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.] I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.
By the way, my Roses aren't the only things with long stems.
For half off, would you be willing to honeysuckle the help?
I'm sexy and I gnome it
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
If you were a flower you'd be a damnnndelion.
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
So, licking your lotus is out of the question, ha? (*Alice Blushes profoundly*)
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you..
Want to help me germinate my seeds? (*Alice's blushing increases*)
You smell as good as a bundle of lavender tied with twine.
When giving her a dozen roses, 11 real and 1 fake, say I will love you until the last rose dies.
*Just cause I found these on the internet and liked them:
Is this farm table sturdy enough for me to throw you down on? (*The world has discovered a new shade of red thanks to Alice*)
Pollinating those petals them with my pistin will cost an additional fee. (*Alice is so red people are worried she has come down with a fever*)
So what CAN you feed your chickens and better yet, what can you hand feed me?
That honey is thick and runny on your fingers. Mmmmm⦠(*Alice has a nosebleed while her imagination runs wild*)
That white linen summer dress you wear would look great on my floor. (*Alice's face is slowly turning so red it looks purple*)
These mason jars fit perfectly in my hand. I bet you would too. (*Alice has been taken to the hospital because all of her blood has rushed to her head and is slowly losing all that blood because of her nosebleed.*)
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*busts in out of nowhere to help*
"I have a garden so lets put your tulips and my tulips together."
*flies away*
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