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Excalibur (エクスカリバー, Ekusukaribā), the Holy Sword (聖剣, Seiken), is the name given to the legendary blade used by heroes and kings, which is unrivalled by any other weapon present within the series continuity. It's implied that he is one of the eight Great Old Ones (旧支配者, Gurēto Ōrudo Wan), and thus is a former acquaintance of Shinigami, whose very existence invites people towards the madness of "anger" (怒り, ikari).

“ Idiot. ”
—Excalibur, To Everyone

Despite its classification remaining amongst the other pre-existing demon weapons, at least in regards to its properties, Excalibur doesn't conform to the typical restrictions of its kin, as in actuality anyone is considered compatible with its wavelength and thus, capable of wielding him. However, contrary to this unique trait, the number of people counted as his partner over the various centuries remains relatively few, due solely to the fact that no individual is able to withstand his personality for prolonged periods of time. Regarded as being a greater narcissist than even the egotistical Black☆Star, this defective personality is only exacerbated by his short temperament and patience, making Excalibur truly insufferable to all but a "chosen" few. It is for this reason alone that those who are able to utilize Excalibur long enough to achieve anything significant, are referred with such heraldry as "hero" and "king", as only they possess the means and/or strength of will to withstand these annoying deficiencies.

This dysfunctional personality manifests itself most frequently in the declaration of the word "fool" (バカ, bakame), employed as a means of interruption to those Excalibur views with disdain and contempt, which due to his extensive superiority complex is practically applicable to everyone. Amongst such disparaging remarks, Excalibur propagates numerous nonsensical and confused rants about its supposed mythic exploits, before bursting into song. If these defects aren't enough to fend off any would be advocates, his mannerisms will surely repulse even the most convicted of individuals, whether it be from Excalibur waving his cane just millimeters from other's faces or one of his deplorable sneezing fits.

1000 TasksModifica
In order to ensure that any potential wielder meets his desired calibre, Excalibur Invokes a covenant between himself and the prospective applicant, which contains a total of 1000 required errands. Some of the known tasks that Excalibur demands of and inflicts upon such wielders are:

■No. 001: My mornings start off with a cup of coffee with cream
■No. 022: On a refreshing morning, start out with a refreshing greeting
■No. 057: Always place a dehumidifier in your room
■No. 058: Never talk to me when I'm humming to myself
■No. 075: Celebrate Excalibur's birthday in grand-style*
■No. 172: Seek harmony
■No. 202: Only the finest toilet is acceptable
■No. 278: Never put carrots in my meals
■No. 349: Meisters must eat everything, regardless of personal likes and dislikes
■No. 452: You must attend my 5 hour story telling party
■No. 573: Always walk 3 steps behind me
■No. 578: The hero must never tell a lie
■No. 602: Food must be prepared with the freshest ingredients
■No. 667: You must praise Excalibur at all times
■No. 778: Never mail your mail without the proper postage
■No. 998: When you order a package for home delivery, you must always use cash on delivery
*(every day is considered to be his birthday, thus this task must be performed daily)

Description
Excalibur (エクスカリバー, Ekusukaribā), the Holy Sword (聖剣, Seiken), is the name given to the legendary blade used by heroes and kings, which is unrivalled by any other weapon present within the series continuity. It's implied that he is one of the eight Great Old Ones (旧支配者, Gurēto Ōrudo Wan), and thus is a former acquaintance of Shinigami, whose very existence invites people towards the madness of "anger" (怒り, ikari).

“ Idiot. ”
—Excalibur, To Everyone

Despite its classification remaining amongst the other pre-existing demon weapons, at least in regards to its properties, Excalibur doesn't conform to the typical restrictions of its kin, as in actuality anyone is considered compatible with its wavelength and thus, capable of wielding him. However, contrary to this unique trait, the number of people counted as his partner over the various centuries remains relatively few, due solely to the fact that no individual is able to withstand his personality for prolonged periods of time. Regarded as being a greater narcissist than even the egotistical Black☆Star, this defective personality is only exacerbated by his short temperament and patience, making Excalibur truly insufferable to all but a "chosen" few. It is for this reason alone that those who are able to utilize Excalibur long enough to achieve anything significant, are referred with such heraldry as "hero" and "king", as only they possess the means and/or strength of will to withstand these annoying deficiencies.

This dysfunctional personality manifests itself most frequently in the declaration of the word "fool" (バカ, bakame), employed as a means of interruption to those Excalibur views with disdain and contempt, which due to his extensive superiority complex is practically applicable to everyone. Amongst such disparaging remarks, Excalibur propagates numerous nonsensical and confused rants about its supposed mythic exploits, before bursting into song. If these defects aren't enough to fend off any would be advocates, his mannerisms will surely repulse even the most convicted of individuals, whether it be from Excalibur waving his cane just millimeters from other's faces or one of his deplorable sneezing fits.

1000 TasksModifica
In order to ensure that any potential wielder meets his desired calibre, Excalibur Invokes a covenant between himself and the prospective applicant, which contains a total of 1000 required errands. Some of the known tasks that Excalibur demands of and inflicts upon such wielders are:

■No. 001: My mornings start off with a cup of coffee with cream
■No. 022: On a refreshing morning, start out with a refreshing greeting
■No. 057: Always place a dehumidifier in your room
■No. 058: Never talk to me when I'm humming to myself
■No. 075: Celebrate Excalibur's birthday in grand-style*
■No. 172: Seek harmony
■No. 202: Only the finest toilet is acceptable
■No. 278: Never put carrots in my meals
■No. 349: Meisters must eat everything, regardless of personal likes and dislikes
■No. 452: You must attend my 5 hour story telling party
■No. 573: Always walk 3 steps behind me
■No. 578: The hero must never tell a lie
■No. 602: Food must be prepared with the freshest ingredients
■No. 667: You must praise Excalibur at all times
■No. 778: Never mail your mail without the proper postage
■No. 998: When you order a package for home delivery, you must always use cash on delivery
*(every day is considered to be his birthday, thus this task must be performed daily)